[00:00:00] I Keed (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog [00:00:02] I thought my CD was done but that's not what they say [00:00:05] Do an insult track we need it for radio play [00:00:08] Cram in the names I'll take a long hard pee [00:00:10] Time to mess up the biz like an MP3 [00:00:12] American Idols that's who I look for [00:00:15] In the poop section of my local record store [00:00:18] Ruben or clay oh which should I pick [00:00:19] It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick [00:00:23] And when I want something even more fruity and fake [00:00:25] I look up 'N' for N'Sync or 'T' for Timberlake [00:00:28] So many skills Justin's making a buck at [00:00:30] Does he rap [00:00:30] Does he sing [00:00:31] He doesn't know what to suck at [00:00:32] Now as for the bitches let's give Britney thanks [00:00:35] For the face that launched a million pre-teen skanks [00:00:38] You were a virgin that had to be hard [00:00:40] You've had more bones in your mouth than a St Bernard [00:00:42] I keed I keed [00:00:43] He just make a little joke [00:00:44] I joke with you [00:00:46] Little dog little joke [00:00:47] I keed I keed [00:00:48] He just make a little joke [00:00:49] Yeah you're a great actress too [00:00:51] Little dog little joke [00:00:52] Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD [00:00:55] That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3 [00:00:57] But you can see Christina in all her sluthood [00:01:00] It's like watching porn but the music's not as good [00:01:02] I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar [00:01:05] Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar [00:01:07] You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew [00:01:10] Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you [00:01:12] And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire [00:01:15] He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire [00:01:17] Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore [00:01:20] To open for him and I don't mean on tour [00:01:23] You're not the first Durst poor R Kelly [00:01:25] His videos premiere at the L A P D [00:01:27] I believe they set up an innocent guy [00:01:30] You know what else I believe I can fly [00:01:32] I keed I keed [00:01:33] He just make a little joke [00:01:35] I joke with you [00:01:36] Little dog little joke [00:01:37] I keed I keed [00:01:39] He just make a little joke [00:01:40] I believe Michael too yes [00:01:41] Little dog little joke [00:01:42] Now look how friggin' cool those guys from the Strokes are [00:01:45] Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are [00:01:48] Hey White Stripes guy is that your wife or your sister [00:01:50] Shouldn't you be playing country music mister [00:01:52] Hey Coldplay maybe you should be Coldsore [00:01:55] Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more [00:01:57] Somehow your song Yellow reminds me of pee [00:02:00] I think 'cause when it's over it's a big relief to me [00:02:03] Now Pink is that your hair or a tattoo [00:02:05] I didn't know Supercuts had a drive-thru [00:02:08] Yo Nelly what the hell kind of name is that [00:02:10] That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat [00:02:13] And Snoop says he's clean now you make the call [00:02:15] The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol [00:02:17] Snoop there's only room for one dog putz [00:02:20] And I can rap can you lick your own nuts [00:02:22] Poop Diddy are you in show business still [00:02:25] I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill [00:02:28] J Lo J Lo the giant tail-o [00:02:30] For a doggy's nose that's the Holy Grail-o [00:02:32] Shakira's butt's fine but it won't hold still you see [00:02:35] I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history [00:02:38] I sniffed J-Lo's ass and got too touchy-feely [00:02:40] She let loose a bomb that was bigger than chili [00:02:43] I keed I keed [00:02:44] He just make a little joke [00:02:45] I joke with you [00:02:46] Little dog little joke 404

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