[00:00:00] You Need An Analyst (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:00:11] // [00:00:11] If you're always stealing goodies [00:00:13] 如果你总是忍不住 [00:00:13] From a big department store [00:00:15] 要从百货商场偷东西吃 [00:00:15] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:00:19] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:00:19] If your pocket's full of little things [00:00:21] 如果你的口装满了小东西 [00:00:21] You've never owned before [00:00:22] 你以前从未拥有过的东西 [00:00:22] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:00:26] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:00:26] If somebody says [00:00:27] 如果有人说 [00:00:27] "Good Morning" and politely tips his hat [00:00:29] 早上好 然后礼貌地翻过帽子 [00:00:29] And you frown and say [00:00:31] 你却皱眉说 [00:00:31] "I wonder what he really meant by that" [00:00:33] 我真想知道他这是什么意思 [00:00:33] If you're walking down the sidewalk [00:00:35] 如果你走在人行道上 [00:00:35] And you won't step on a crack [00:00:36] 并不会踩到地上的坑 [00:00:36] You're afraid if you step on a crack [00:00:39] 但你却害怕会踩到坑 [00:00:39] You'll break your mother's back [00:00:40] 导致摔倒伤了你的腰 [00:00:40] If you're at the philharmonic [00:00:42] 如果你在听交响乐队演奏 [00:00:42] And you start to do the twist [00:00:44] 却开始跳起了扭摆舞 [00:00:44] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:00:48] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:00:48] You need an analyst you need an analyst [00:00:52] 你需要咨询分析师 你需要分析师 [00:00:52] We really must insist that you see an analyst [00:00:55] 我们强烈建议你咨询分析师 [00:00:55] If you're freezing [00:00:56] 如果你因为假象的疾病 [00:00:56] Or you're sweating from imaginary ills [00:00:59] 感到寒冷彻骨或大汗淋漓 [00:00:59] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:01:02] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:01:02] If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills [00:01:06] 如果需要IBM机器才能把药分类 [00:01:06] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:01:10] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:01:10] If you tiptoe into bed [00:01:11] 如果你踮着脚走上床 [00:01:11] And you're as quiet as a mouse [00:01:13] 你和老鼠一样安静 [00:01:13] But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house [00:01:17] 但你踮脚走上的却是别人家的床 [00:01:17] If you have a brand new raincoat [00:01:19] 如果你有一件新雨衣 [00:01:19] And of it you're very fond [00:01:21] 你非常喜欢 [00:01:21] In fact [00:01:21] 事实上 [00:01:21] You'd rather be alone with it than with a blond [00:01:24] 比起金发美女 你更喜欢和雨伞待在一起 [00:01:24] If you wear your wristwatch on your feet [00:01:26] 如果你在脚上戴腕表 [00:01:26] And stockings on your wrist [00:01:28] 在手腕上穿丝袜 [00:01:28] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:01:32] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:01:32] You need an analyst you need an analyst [00:01:36] 你需要咨询分析师 你需要分析师 [00:01:36] We really must insist that you see an analyst [00:01:39] 我们强烈建议你咨询分析师 [00:01:39] If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits [00:01:43] 如果你总是把纸撕成零碎的小片 [00:01:43] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:01:47] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:01:47] If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits [00:01:50] 如果你有一个秘密衣柜 里面装满了石榴核 [00:01:50] You need an analyst a psychoanalyst [00:01:54] 你需要咨询分析师 心理分析师 [00:01:54] If they ask you [00:01:55] 如果人们问你 [00:01:55] What your name is and you answer Bonaparte [00:01:58] 你叫什名字 你却回答波拿巴 [00:01:58] If you dig those daffy doodles [00:02:00] 如果你喜欢疯狂涂鸦 [00:02:00] That are known as modern art 404

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