[00:00:00] Parents Just Don't Understand - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
[00:00:11] You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
[00:00:13] They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
[00:00:16] So to you all the kids all across the land
[00:00:18] There's no need to argue parents just don't understand
[00:00:32] I remember one year
[00:00:34] My mom took me school shopping
[00:00:35] It was me my brother my mom oh my pop and my little sister
[00:00:39] All hopped in the car
[00:00:40] We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
[00:00:44] MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
[00:00:46] I didn't say nothing at first
[00:00:47] I just turned up my nose
[00:00:49] She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20"
[00:00:52] I said "Mom this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar "
[00:00:54] The next half hour was the same old thing
[00:00:57] My mother buying me clothes from 1963
[00:01:00] And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
[00:01:03] I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
[00:01:05] I said "Mom what are you doing you're ruining my rep"
[00:01:08] She said "You're only sixteen you don't have a rep yet"
[00:01:11] I said "Mom let's put these clothes back please"
[00:01:13] She said "no you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
[00:01:16] I said "This isn't Sha Na Na come on Mom I'm not Bowzer
[00:01:19] Mom please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
[00:01:21] But if you don't want to I can live with that but
[00:01:24] You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
[00:01:27] She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
[00:01:30] Inevitably the first day of school came
[00:01:33] I thought I could get over I tried to play sick
[00:01:35] But my mom said "No no way uh-uh forget it"
[00:01:38] There was nothing I could do I tried to relax
[00:01:41] I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
[00:01:43] And when I walked into school it was just as I thought
[00:01:46] The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
[00:01:49] And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
[00:01:52] Because they were pointing and whispering
[00:01:53] As I walked down the hall
[00:01:54] I got home and told my Mom how my day went
[00:01:56] She said "If they were laughing you don't need them
[00:01:59] Cause they're not good friends"
[00:02:00] For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
[00:02:02] That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
[00:02:05] So to you all the kids all across the land
[00:02:08] There's no need to argue
[00:02:09] Parents just don't understand
[00:02:22] Oh-kay here's the situation
[00:02:25] My parents went away on a week's vacation and
[00:02:27] They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
[00:02:30] Would they mind
[00:02:31] Umm well of course not
[00:02:33] I'll just take it for a little spin
[00:02:35] And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
[00:02:38] I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
[00:02:41] Well maybe I shouldn't
[00:02:42] Yeah of course I should
[00:02:44] Pay attention here's the thick of the plot
[00:02:46] I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
[00:02:49] That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
[00:02:51] I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
[00:02:55] You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
[00:02:57] I honked my horn just to get her attention
[00:03:00] She said "Was that for me "
[00:03:01] I said "Yeah"
[00:03:02] She said "Why "
[00:03:02] I said "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
[00:03:06] She said "How do I know you're not sick
[00:03:08] You could be some deranged lunatic"
[00:03:11] I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince
[00:03:13] Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this "
[00:03:16] She agreed and we were on our way
[00:03:19] She was looking very good and so was I I must say - word
[00:03:22] We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive
[00:03:24] We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
[00:03:27] She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
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