[00:00:00] It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00:00] Written by：Sean "Puffy" Combs/Notorious B.I.G./Sean Jacobs/Jason Phillips/David Styles/Kim Jones/Deric Angelettie/Linda Laurie/Teri Elinger/Al Yankovic
[00:00:00] It's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:00:05] Uhh uh huh yeah
[00:00:10] Uhh uh huh yeah
[00:00:13] It's all about the Pentiums baby uh
[00:00:16] It's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:00:17] It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:00:20] It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:00:23] Yeah
[00:00:24] What y'all wanna do
[00:00:25] Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers
[00:00:29] Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
[00:00:32] 9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
[00:00:34] Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard
[00:00:37] Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
[00:00:40] Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
[00:00:42] I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
[00:00:44] I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
[00:00:47] Installed a T1 line in my house
[00:00:50] Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse
[00:00:52] Upgrade my system at least twice a day
[00:00:55] I'm strictly plug and play I ain't afraid of Y2K
[00:00:57] I'm down with Bill Gates I call him money for short
[00:01:00] I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
[00:01:03] It's all about the Pentiums what
[00:01:05] You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
[00:01:08] You've got white out all over your screen
[00:01:10] You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
[00:01:13] What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito
[00:01:16] You're usin' a 286 don't make me laugh
[00:01:19] Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half
[00:01:21] You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
[00:01:25] You're the biggest joke on the Internet
[00:01:27] Your database is a disaster
[00:01:29] You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
[00:01:32] Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
[00:01:35] Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
[00:01:37] And postin' me too like some brain dead AOL er
[00:01:40] I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
[00:01:42] You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
[00:01:47] It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:01:49] It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:01:52] It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:01:54] It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
[00:01:58] Now what y'all wanna do
[00:02:00] Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers
[00:02:04] Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
[00:02:06] 9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
[00:02:09] Wanna run wit my crew hah
[00:02:11] Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do
[00:02:14] They call me the king of the spreadsheets
[00:02:16] Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
[00:02:19] My new computer's got the clocks it rocks
[00:02:21] But it was obsolete before I opened the box
[00:02:23] You say you've had your desktop for over a week uh ha
[00:02:27] Throw that junk away man it's an antique come on
[00:02:29] Your laptop is a month old well that's great
[00:02:31] If you could use a nice heavy paperweight
[00:02:34] My digital media is write protected
[00:02:37] Every file inspected no viruses detected
[00:02:40] I beta tested every operating system
[00:02:43] Gave props to some and others I dissed 'em
[00:02:45] While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'
[00:02:48] It does all my work without me even askin'
[00:02:51] Got a flat screen monitor forty inches wide
[00:02:53] I believe that your says etch a sketch on the side
[00:02:56] In a 32 bit world you're a 2 bit user
[00:02:58] You've got your own newsgroup alt total loser
[00:03:01] Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
[00:03:04] Where'd you get your CPU in a box of cracker Jacks
[00:03:06] Play me online well you know that I'll beat you
[00:03:09] If I ever meet you I'll control alt delete you
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