[00:00:00] Laughing With [Live From Soho [00:00:11] // [00:00:11] No one laughs at God in a hospital [00:00:17] 在医院里,没人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:17] No one laughs at God in a war [00:00:19] 在战争中,没人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:19] No one's laughing at God [00:00:21] 没人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:21] When they're starving or freezing or so very poor [00:00:26] 当他们饥饿,寒冷,或者贫穷的时候 [00:00:26] No one laughs at God [00:00:28] 没有人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:28] When the doctor calls after some routine tests [00:00:31] 当昨晚常规检查,医生叫你的时候 [00:00:31] No one's laughing at God [00:00:33] 没人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:33] When it's gotten real late [00:00:34] 当天色已晚 [00:00:34] And their kid's not back from the party yet [00:00:39] 他们的孩子在派对结束后还没回家时 [00:00:39] No one laughs at God [00:00:41] 没有人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:41] When their airplane start to uncontrollably shake [00:00:45] 当他们的飞机开始不受控制地摇晃时 [00:00:45] No one's laughing at God [00:00:47] 没人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:47] When they see the one they love hand in hand with someone else [00:00:50] 当他们看到了自己的爱人牵着别人的手 [00:00:50] And they hope that they're mistaken [00:00:52] 他们希望是自己弄错了时 [00:00:52] No one laughs at God [00:00:54] 没有人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:54] When the cops knock on their door [00:00:55] 当警察来敲门的时候 [00:00:55] And they say we got some bad news sir [00:00:58] 他们说,先生,我们有些坏消息要带给你 [00:00:58] No one's laughing at God [00:00:59] 没人嘲笑上帝 [00:00:59] When there's a famine or fire or flood [00:01:04] 当世界出现饥荒,火灾或者洪涝时 [00:01:04] But God can be funny [00:01:07] 上帝很有意思 [00:01:07] At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke or [00:01:11] 当在鸡尾酒派对上,听到关于上帝的笑话时 [00:01:11] Or when the crazies say He hates us [00:01:14] 或者当疯狂的人说,上帝讨厌我们的时候 [00:01:14] And they get so red in the head you think they're 'bout to choke [00:01:17] 他们感头脑发热,你觉得他们就快要窒息了 [00:01:17] God can be funny [00:01:20] 上帝很有意思 [00:01:20] When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way [00:01:24] 当你被告知,如果你正确地祈祷,他就会给你钱时 [00:01:24] And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini [00:01:28] 当他像精灵一样出现,他能像霍迪尼一样变魔术时 [00:01:28] Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus [00:01:31] 或者能像杰米尼和圣诞老人一样帮你实现愿望 [00:01:31] God can be so hilarious [00:01:41] 上帝可以很搞笑 [00:01:41] Ha ha [00:01:48] // [00:01:48] No one laughs at God in a hospital [00:01:51] 在医院里,没人嘲笑上帝 [00:01:51] No one laughs at God in a war [00:01:54] 在战争中,没人嘲笑上帝 [00:01:54] No one's laughing at God [00:01:56] 没人嘲笑上帝 [00:01:56] When they've lost all they've got [00:01:58] 当他们失去了得到的一切 [00:01:58] And they don't know what for [00:02:01] 却不知道为什么时 [00:02:01] No one laughs at God on the day they realize [00:02:05] 当他们意识到这一切的时候,没有人嘲笑上帝 [00:02:05] That the last sight they'll ever see is a pair of hateful eyes [00:02:09] 他们最后看到的可能是一双仇恨的双眼时 [00:02:09] No one's laughing at God when they're saying their goodbyes [00:02:13] 当他们道别时,没人会嘲笑上帝 [00:02:13] But God can be funny [00:02:17] 上帝很有意思 [00:02:17] At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke or [00:02:21] 当你在鸡尾酒派对上,听到关于上帝的笑话时 [00:02:21] Or when the crazies say He hates us [00:02:24] 或者当疯狂的人说,上帝讨厌我们的时候 [00:02:24] And they get so red in the head you think they're 'bout to choke [00:02:27] 他们头脑发热,你觉得他们就快要窒息了 [00:02:27] God can be funny