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[00:00:01] 黑旋风李逵在饭馆吃饭
[00:00:05] 不给人家钱呢
[00:00:07] 掌柜的能干嘛
[00:00:10] 这跟李逵就交了手了
[00:00:13] 正这时候
[00:00:14] 咱们说了来个管闲事的小伙
[00:00:18] 二十七八岁
[00:00:20] 长得也不错
[00:00:22] 也会两下五八超
[00:00:24] 他要抱打不平
[00:00:27] 跟着掌柜的交了手
[00:00:30] 这一打真是旗鼓相当
[00:00:33] 针尖儿
[00:00:34] 对了
[00:00:35] 卖吗
[00:00:36] 两个人的功夫都不含糊
[00:00:40] 李逵在旁边看热闹
[00:00:43] 心说
[00:00:44] 哎哟
[00:00:45] 我这俩主儿都不含糊
[00:00:48] 哎
[00:00:49] 我以为都是梁山的人
[00:00:51] 有能耐闹了半天
[00:00:54] 有能耐的人哪儿都有啊
[00:00:57] 别让他们打了
[00:00:59] 二虎相斗必有一伤啊
[00:01:02] 再说这事儿由我引起的
[00:01:06] 你看李逵上来聪明劲儿
[00:01:10] 她慌忙过来
[00:01:11] 把大斧子一晃住手
[00:01:15] 别打了
[00:01:16] 别打了
[00:01:16] 别打了
[00:01:18] 俩人果然不打了
[00:01:19] 蹭蹭跳出圈外
[00:01:23] 一个轻刀
[00:01:24] 一个荷枪甩两冠桥
[00:01:27] 李逵一笑
[00:01:29] 二位这个盐怎么咸的粗
[00:01:35] 他咋酸的呢
[00:01:38] 万事都有个原因
[00:01:41] 拿今儿个这事儿来说
[00:01:42] 怪就怪我
[00:01:45] 就是那个根源
[00:01:47] 我不应该吃饭
[00:01:49] 不给钱
[00:01:51] 这掌柜的挑理了
[00:01:53] 其实人家挑里面不是部队
[00:01:57] 可这位老兄呢
[00:01:58] 管闲事暴打不平也不是不对
[00:02:03] 但你俩这一伸手
[00:02:05] 万一有个马高凳短的责任不在我身上
[00:02:10] 我于心不忍呢
[00:02:13] 二位啊
[00:02:13] 干脆这么办得了
[00:02:15] 我趴在这儿
[00:02:17] 您每人揍我一顿出出气
[00:02:20] 然后咱们分道扬镳
[00:02:22] 二位以为如何呀啊
[00:02:26] 围观的老百姓一听都挑大指罢了
[00:02:31] 你看这位长得跟黑炭头似的
[00:02:34] 真说得在理
[00:02:37] 这俩人儿听完了之后
[00:02:38] 这账还有法打马
[00:02:41] 这掌柜的姓韩的叫韩如龙
[00:02:44] 把刀放下了
[00:02:46] 冲着李逵一抱拳说
[00:02:48] 这位爷
[00:02:50] 您要这么说话呀
[00:02:52] 那我得说
[00:02:53] 我不对您看您吃一顿饭没给钱
[00:02:57] 这算得了什么呢
[00:02:59] 五湖四海皆朋友
[00:03:02] 就当我请客了不就得了吗
[00:03:05] 你看看我斤斤计较是不是的这这事儿啊
[00:03:10] 要打得打我
[00:03:12] 管闲事
[00:03:13] 这个人一听感觉着有点内疚
[00:03:17] 二位别说了
[00:03:18] 别说了
[00:03:20] 我看这事儿
[00:03:20] 怪我
[00:03:22] 你看我也不问青红皂白
[00:03:24] 半截儿插一杠子
[00:03:26] 这就动了
[00:03:27] 58 Tao
[00:03:28] 这位黑爷讲话了
[00:03:30] 一旦出点儿事儿
[00:03:31] 谁负得了责任呢
[00:03:33] 我看这事儿都在我身上引发的
[00:03:37] 你们二位揍我一顿就得了
[00:03:40] 您说这个仗还能打吗
[00:03:43] 说完之后
[00:03:44] 三个人是相视一笑
[00:03:47] 掌柜的冲着李逵一抱拳
[00:03:50] 我爷
[00:03:51] 咱折腾了半天
[00:03:53] 我还没问您尊姓大名
[00:03:55] 仙乡何处
[00:03:58] 李逵听了乐呵呵
[00:04:02] 我说
[00:04:02] 你说那话文绉绉的干啥呀
[00:04:06] 咱那有啥说啥
[00:04:08] 我是个粗人
[00:04:10] 我姓李
[00:04:11] 我叫李奎
[00:04:13] 人送绰号黑旋风
[00:04:16] 我是水泊梁山的人
[00:04:18] 宋江是我哥哥
[00:04:22] 李奎认为
[00:04:24] 一报名算不了什么
[00:04:25] 哪知道跟炸雷一样
[00:04:28] 围观的老百姓地坪翁全跑了
[00:04:32] 一听梁山的谁不害怕
[00:04:35] 把李逵也闹得一愣
[00:04:38] 开饭馆的掌柜的一听倒吸了一口冷气
[00:04:42] 您是谁李逵呀
[00:04:44] 哎呀呀
[00:04:46] 闹了半天
[00:04:47] 是师傅来了
[00:04:50] 师傅请上受弟子一拜
[00:04:53] 师傅a
[00:04:55] 你可把我想死了趴在地上嘣嘣磕响头
[00:05:00] 李逵傻眼了
[00:05:01] 嗯
[00:05:03] 哎呀
[00:05:04] 我啥时候收过徒弟
[00:05:07] 你怎么这么称呼
[00:05:09] 师傅
[00:05:10] 我一说
[00:05:10] 您就清楚了
[00:05:12] 他这个这么办吧
[00:05:14] 这也不是谈话的地方
[00:05:16] 您还请个饭馆儿吧
[00:05:18] 我再给您做点好吃的
[00:05:20] 咱们边吃边谈
[00:05:21] 您看怎么样结果请客
[00:05:23] 还有这位朋友
[00:05:25] 李逵点头
[00:05:27] 仨人进了饭馆
[00:05:29] 掌柜的招呼
[00:05:31] 伙计快
[00:05:31] 快快做八个
[00:05:33] 菜烫酒管够喝
[00:05:36] 二位请坐
[00:05:37] 请坐
[00:05:37] 师傅做做做做
[00:05:40] 李逵是居中而坐呀
[00:05:43] 正在这么个时候
[00:05:44] 伙计们把菜饭都做好了
[00:05:48] 往桌上是罗列杯盘
[00:05:50] 把九也给送上来
[00:05:52] 李逵就问
[00:05:54] 哎
[00:05:55] 我这人肚子招不下事儿啊
[00:05:57] 你刚才说你是我徒弟怎么回事
[00:06:00] 到底
[00:06:01] 师傅我姓韩
[00:06:03] 我叫韩如龙
[00:06:05] 我就是本地生人
[00:06:07] 从小就爱使枪弄吧
[00:06:10] 在这江湖之上
[00:06:12] 我最崇敬的人就是黑旋风
[00:06:15] 李逵就是您老人家
[00:06:19] 人家都说您那心之姓
[00:06:21] 耿爽快
[00:06:24] 您这人虽然有的时候爱发脾气
[00:06:28] 但您心地善良啊
[00:06:30] 谁的心也没您好啊
[00:06:33] 因此我暗下决心
[00:06:35] 我要拜您为师
[00:06:37] 为此
[00:06:39] 头三个月
[00:06:41] 我领着我电房的伙计也是我的徒弟
[00:06:44] 换句话说也是您徒孙
[00:06:47] 我领着他们上梁山了
[00:06:50] 遇上谁了呢
[00:06:52] 遇上旱地忽律朱贵
[00:06:55] 这朱贵啊
[00:06:56] 是我远方的一个表哥
[00:06:59] 我希望他给搭搭桥儿
[00:07:01] 我到梁山入伙
[00:07:03] 你猜我表哥怎么跟我说的说宋头领领兵带队打大名府去了都没在家
[00:07:12] 所以说你来的不是时候
[00:07:14] 你呀先回去听信儿
[00:07:17] 等多个稳定了
[00:07:18] 不打仗了
[00:07:19] 哎
[00:07:20] 我再介绍你入伙
[00:07:23] 我也说
[00:07:24] 我想拜李逵为师
[00:07:26] 不知道能行不
[00:07:28] 朱贵也答应了
[00:07:29] 说
[00:07:29] 行
[00:07:29] 回来连这事儿我一块儿提
[00:07:33] 结果
[00:07:33] 我领着这人就回来了
[00:07:35] 左等没信儿又等没信儿
[00:07:36] 一晃三个月过去了
[00:07:39] 月底我还想上梁山
[00:07:42] 没想到月中您呢
[00:07:43] 人家就来了
[00:07:45] 您说
[00:07:45] 这不是缘分吗
[00:07:47] 这这就是以往地经过
[00:07:51] 哈哈哈
[00:07:53] 你叫啥
[00:07:55] 韩如龙
[00:07:56] 我如龙啊
[00:07:58] 算了
[00:07:59] 你到梁山入伙
[00:08:01] 我双手欢迎我哥哥宋江姐欢迎我
[00:08:06] 哥哥可仗义了
[00:08:08] 好交朋友海椒啊
[00:08:11] 但是你呗
[00:08:13] 老师这事儿就忘掉了肩膀
[00:08:17] 头齐为弟兄
[00:08:18] 你就是我好兄弟
[00:08:20] 你看怎么样
[00:08:21] 呃
[00:08:21] 不这可不行
[00:08:23] 天地君
[00:08:24] 亲师师徒如父子
[00:08:27] 咱是两倍的人呢
[00:08:29] 我许下的心愿不能改变
[00:08:32] 我要改变了
[00:08:33] 天诛地灭您就是我师傅
[00:08:35] 我认定了
[00:08:39] 这个管闲事
[00:08:40] 这小伙一听我看
[00:08:42] 李壮士啊
[00:08:44] 你就高高手把他收下了
[00:08:46] 念在她一片至诚烧下好收下了
[00:08:52] 哎呀
[00:08:53] 多谢恩师
[00:08:55] 孩儿们把手里的活计
[00:08:57] 放下过来
[00:08:58] 过来过来
[00:08:59] 大小12个都出来了
[00:09:02] 有面案的
[00:09:03] 有后边管闲事的有前边跑堂儿的
[00:09:07] 大家来到前面
[00:09:09] 这韩如龙就说
[00:09:11] 看着这位没这位就是我日思夜想
[00:09:15] 当时的英雄黑旋风李逵郭老师过来过来
[00:09:20] 过来磕头叫师爷
[00:09:22] 哎哟
[00:09:22] 师爷您好
[00:09:23] 师爷您好
[00:09:24] 呼啦超全跪下了
[00:09:26] 李逵就好奇这个
[00:09:29] 哎呀
[00:09:29] 把他乐的大嘴都咧到耳根子上去了
[00:09:32] 起来还孩子们起来起来
[00:09:37] 哎呀
[00:09:38] 叫一回好听的
[00:09:39] 我得赏赐点啥
[00:09:41] 摸了都啥也没有
[00:09:44] 韩荣看出来了
[00:09:46] 但但但账房
[00:09:48] 那就关六十两纹银
[00:09:50] 每人赏赐五两
[00:09:52] 不是我给的
[00:09:53] 你师爷赏给你们的谢师爷、谢师爷、谢师爷、李逵高兴
[00:10:00] 哎
[00:10:00] 李逵回头看了看管闲事
[00:10:03] 这小伙儿
[00:10:04] 我说了半天
[00:10:05] 我还没请教阁下尊姓大名
[00:10:10] 这小伙儿站起来
[00:10:12] 我呀
[00:10:13] 我乃中山府的人事
[00:10:16] 我姓焦
[00:10:17] 我叫焦平啊
[00:10:20] 也有个小小的绰号叫神枪娇婷
[00:10:25] 其实我不配
[00:10:26] 我算什么神枪是不是呢
[00:10:29] 刚才我盘算点儿事儿
[00:10:31] 我也想上梁山入伙
[00:10:33] 恨没有门路
[00:10:35] 方才韩兄弟这一拜师我特羡慕
[00:10:41] 我看一个羊也是赶俩羊也是放着晕了
[00:10:47] 干脆扇门大开把
[00:10:49] 我也捎去得了
[00:10:51] 老师请上受弟子一拜
[00:10:56] He 李逵一听
[00:10:57] 真没想到我说你们都有病啊
[00:11:01] 我不收徒弟
[00:11:02] 师父您要不收您是骂我
[00:11:06] 您看您把韩如龙收了怎么把我拒之门外
[00:11:11] 我比他差到哪儿呢
[00:11:13] 你这不是要我的命一样吗
[00:11:15] 师傅
[00:11:16] 无论如何你得收下我这
[00:11:20] 好累
[00:11:22] 居然这样收下来
[00:11:26] 神枪焦廷高兴趴在地上给老师磕头
[00:11:31] 哎
[00:11:31] 这李逵刚离开梁山收俩大徒弟
[00:11:36] 心里能不舒畅吗
[00:11:38] 两个人频频敬酒
[00:11:41] 就问李逵
[00:11:42] 您不在梁山
[00:11:43] 您这上哪儿去
[00:11:45] 哎呀
[00:11:46] 这跟你们哥俩说呀
[00:11:48] 我想做一件惊天动地的大事
[00:11:52] 现在我们梁山要打林州
[00:11:56] 我讨令请战
[00:11:57] 你说这有什么错儿啊
[00:11:59] 哎呀
[00:12:00] 我送哥哥不愿意了
[00:12:02] 说我是个粗人
[00:12:03] 成不了大事内牛鼻子无用
[00:12:07] 命令一顿乱棍把老师我给轰出来了
[00:12:12] 你说我这脸往哪儿搁呀
[00:12:14] 嗯
[00:12:15] 我也人五人六一号梁山
[00:12:18] 谁不知道黑旋风
[00:12:20] 在他们手底下我是小菜一碟儿
[00:12:25] 我出不来这口气
[00:12:27] 因此
[00:12:28] 我偷着离开了梁山
[00:12:30] 我打算一个人闯林州
[00:12:34] 我立个大功
[00:12:35] 让他们看看我
[00:12:37] 李逵说话算数并非等闲之辈
[00:12:41] 哦
[00:12:42] 师傅做的对
[00:12:45] 师傅您真了不起
[00:12:48] 不过师傅
[00:12:49] 您一个人手大
[00:12:51] 捂不过天来
[00:12:53] 这不开玩笑一样吗
[00:12:55] 林州那是大地方
[00:12:57] 那么高的城市
[00:12:59] 那么多的兵马
[00:13:00] 您浑身是铁能免几科兵啊
[00:13:05] 你得多带点人
[00:13:07] 那我上哪找人去
[00:13:09] 哎
[00:13:10] 教庭说
[00:13:11] 这么办
[00:13:11] 师傅
[00:13:13] 您这一句话把我提醒了
[00:13:15] 离咱们这35 里地有一座山叫孤树山孤树山有一位大债主啊
[00:13:25] 人送绰号叫丧门神
[00:13:28] 姓鲍
[00:13:29] 叫鲍旭
[00:13:31] 跟我是好朋友
[00:13:33] 我那会儿做了两手的打算
[00:13:35] 我先投奔梁山
[00:13:37] 如果梁山的人不要我
[00:13:38] 我就投奔包旭
[00:13:41] 哎这不遇上您了吗
[00:13:43] 我看这样吧
[00:13:45] 咱们都起身
[00:13:47] 赶奔孤树山找我
[00:13:49] 这好朋友去他手下人马大概有七八百人吧
[00:13:54] 您不就有兵有将了
[00:13:56] 我
[00:13:57] 我们给你打前站
[00:13:58] 您这是主帅
[00:14:00] 咱领兵打凌州
[00:14:02] 你看怎么样好哇
[00:14:04] 好好
[00:14:05] 好
[00:14:06] 就这么决定啦
[00:14:09] 吃完饭
[00:14:10] 他们起了身
[00:14:11] 路上无话
[00:14:13] 30 几里地架得住他们走吗
[00:14:16] 到了
[00:14:17] 姑出山了
[00:14:19] 教庭在头前儿到伤口这喽喽兵就问他站着干什么呢
[00:14:24] 哎哎哎
[00:14:25] 别误会啊
[00:14:26] 给你家大债主送个信告诉鲍旭就是她的好朋友
[00:14:33] 交停特来拜望
[00:14:35] 让他列队迎接这来了
[00:14:37] 尊敬的客人
[00:14:39] 听没有啊
[00:14:40] 唉
[00:14:41] 失了您
[00:14:43] 小喽罗道理的送信时间不大
[00:14:46] 这丧门神鲍旭还真就列队迎接了
[00:14:51] 哎哟
[00:14:52] 这位长得太难看了
[00:14:54] 要不怎么叫丧门神呢
[00:14:56] 身高九尺挂零
[00:14:58] 细条条的身材
[00:15:00] 就像一根棍子在那儿戳着差不多
[00:15:03] 少一张长脸
[00:15:06] 脸上一点血色都没有
[00:15:08] 灰白灰白的长脸
[00:15:11] 闷着头长下巴
[00:15:14] 这下巴壳这儿还长了一块红癣药搭
[00:15:18] 冷眼一看
[00:15:19] 好像吐出那舌头差不多
[00:15:22] 你近了
[00:15:22] 才知道是选两眼倍儿亮
[00:15:27] 背后背着一把桑门见倒有几分英雄气概啊
[00:15:33] 领着几百人下了山
[00:15:36] 焦婷
[00:15:37] 你看抢不起伸过来了
[00:15:39] 大哥一向可好
[00:15:42] 小弟教庭这厢有礼了哟
[00:15:45] 兄弟
[00:15:46] 哎呀
[00:15:46] 我的兄弟
[00:15:48] 哪阵香风把你刮来了
[00:15:50] 我真想你啊
[00:15:52] 前天做梦
[00:15:54] 我还梦着你了呢
[00:15:56] 哎
[00:15:56] 我兄弟这
[00:15:57] 这都哦
[00:15:59] 我给你介绍介绍a 师傅请过来
[00:16:02] 我给你介绍介绍
[00:16:03] 这位姓韩韩如龙
[00:16:05] 我的师兄这位鼎鼎大名黑旋风李逵梁山的是我授业的老恩师
[00:16:15] 我这能耐都跟人家学的
[00:16:17] 其实哪挨哪儿
[00:16:18] 什么时候学过呀
[00:16:20] 但李逵爱听李逵把大黑脑袋一屋冷高兴
[00:16:27] 这丧门神鲍旭也是热心肠的人刚听的时候就一愣
[00:16:33] 后来一打磨这个滋味
[00:16:35] 呃明白了
[00:16:38] 那是我好朋友的老师啊
[00:16:40] 梁山的英雄好汉赶紧抢不起身过来趴地上就磕头
[00:16:46] 前辈在上
[00:16:48] 晚辈给前辈磕头
[00:16:50] 哎
[00:16:50] 别这么说
[00:16:51] 别这么说
[00:16:51] 钱钱钱钱
[00:16:52] 哈哈哈哎呀
[00:16:56] 这个怎么说呢
[00:16:58] 对了
[00:16:59] 来的鲁莽望债主海涵
[00:17:04] 前辈
[00:17:04] 您太过谦了
[00:17:07] 您上我这孤树山您赏给我脸了
[00:17:10] 要不我请我都请不来呀
[00:17:13] 前辈各位上山
[00:17:16] 吹吹打打
[00:17:17] 向恭敬祖宗一样
[00:17:19] 把李逵众人皆到山上
[00:17:22] 把正宗这把椅子给黑旋风让出来让李逵坐下
[00:17:27] 李逵也没客气
[00:17:28] 居中而坐
[00:17:30] 这三个人在两旁垂手站立
[00:17:32] 李辉说
[00:17:33] 别别
[00:17:33] 别
[00:17:34] 站着地气儿
[00:17:35] 不好搭对
[00:17:36] 咱们坐下讲话
[00:17:38] 坐下之后交停就把来意说明这个鲍旭听完了之后
[00:17:45] 吧嗒吧嗒滋味哦
[00:17:49] 好累
[00:17:51] 我正发愁呢
[00:17:53] 我一个人之长
[00:17:55] 这座山
[00:17:55] 那实在有点儿吃力
[00:17:58] 掏心窝的说
[00:17:59] 我也想归顺水泊梁山
[00:18:02] 这是靠着大树好乘凉啊
[00:18:05] 恨没有门路
[00:18:07] 今天前辈来了
[00:18:10] 前辈要答应的事儿没问题
[00:18:14] 我院率众归顺
[00:18:16] 怎么指挥都行
[00:18:18] 哎
[00:18:18] 妥了
[00:18:20] 李逵一瓶怎么样
[00:18:23] 咱人缘好
[00:18:25] 你别看在水泊梁山我狗屁不是
[00:18:28] 你看我这单出了a 也人五人六的
[00:18:31] 走到哪块儿都有拜我为师的
[00:18:34] 走在哪块儿都有听我指挥
[00:18:37] 无用啊
[00:18:38] 无用你真没用
[00:18:40] 将来
[00:18:41] 我做成大事
[00:18:42] 咱俩再算账也不迟
[00:18:45] 李逵就说各位啊
[00:18:48] 既然这样的话
[00:18:49] 你们得服从我的命令
[00:18:51] 咱们攻打林州没问题没问题
[00:18:56] 这包旭就说
[00:18:58] 这我要走了
[00:18:59] 我山上还不少事儿
[00:19:01] 前辈啊
[00:19:02] 您先歇歇好不好
[00:19:04] 我呢
[00:19:05] 安排安排咱们择吉日起身不迟
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