[00:00:00] Granny - General Degree [00:00:01] That bwoy left from outta da yard [00:00:02] From morning and him don't come back [00:00:04] Is him and everything [00:00:05] Just get on top of mi nerves [00:00:07] A soon run left Jamaica and go live a Kingston hmmmm [00:00:11] A could a who say granny nuh miserable [00:00:14] If you live with you granny you wi tun granny too [00:00:16] A who say granny nuh love di cussing [00:00:19] Fi mi granny she cuss fi everything [00:00:21] Granny stop hollering out mi name [00:00:24] Granny you calling mi name in vain [00:00:26] Granny weh you a call mi fa [00:00:29] Mi soon left you and go live with mama [00:00:31] Imagine I caan tek [00:00:33] This country what we live in [00:00:34] Look how much money [00:00:36] Wi haffi fi pay fi chicken [00:00:37] Rice and flour and cornmeal is a sin [00:00:39] Waan buy a milk and mi caan buy di tin [00:00:42] Caan even get sugar now fi do some sweetening [00:00:44] A soon run left Jamaica and go live in a foreign [00:00:47] Oh lawd of mercy I have to sing [00:00:49] Unno help me now hmm [00:00:51] I use to tun cornmeal and give mi dad [00:00:56] But that was long before it raise si ya bwoy [00:01:02] I caan tun cornmeal no more a mi yard [00:01:06] 'Cause tings get hard oh lawd [00:01:08] Mi say nowadays rice gone up oh lawd [00:01:13] Chicken gone up whooy [00:01:16] Flour it gone outta space [00:01:20] Way in a foreign him dey [00:01:21] And caan and caan catch da note ya [00:01:22] Come again one more time [00:01:24] Deh fi mi oh hear mi now [00:01:26] Granny stop hollering out mi name [00:01:28] Granny how you calling mi name in vain [00:01:31] Granny suh weh you a call mi name fa [00:01:33] Mi soon left you and go live with mama [00:01:36] A who say granny nuh miserable [00:01:38] If you grow with you granny you wi tun granny too [00:01:41] A who say granny nuh love di cussing [00:01:43] Fi mi granny man she cuss fi everything [00:01:46] Son I always tell you you fi look before you leap [00:01:48] You caan plant corn and a peas you waan reap [00:01:51] You don't start di journey then how you fi reach [00:01:53] Tek up di broom cah di yard waan sweep [00:01:56] Look pon you bed you nuh spread it up with you sheet [00:01:58] Mi tell you fi do something all now you nuh dweet [00:02:01] Tun some cornmeal let mi get it fi eat [00:02:03] A so-so gum mi have 'cause mi lost mi false teeth [00:02:06] Granny stop hollering out mi name [00:02:08] Granny you calling mi name in vain [00:02:10] Granny weh you a call mi fa [00:02:13] Mi soon left you and go live with mama [00:02:15] Unda one tree mi hold a seat and sidung [00:02:18] When mi look mi see my granny she a come [00:02:20] She grab him by di shirt and say come here grandson [00:02:23] A weh di cornmeal deh weh mi tell you fi tun [00:02:25] She double up her fist and mi go mek fi run [00:02:28] She start thump mi dung like a mike Mccallum boop [00:02:31] Mi granny she just thump mi dung a ground [00:02:33] And in a mi chest a weh mi granny kneel dung [00:02:35] Boop you wait you ears nuh have nuh drum [00:02:38] Boop a soon left you with so-so gum [00:02:40] Boop anything mi say must do must be done [00:02:43] Granny a go kill mi well grandson [00:02:45] When I done with you a hearse dem haffi send come [00:02:48] Boop a you mek mi old before young [00:02:50] Boop a you gimme body come dung [00:02:53] I caan tek it no more I gwaan left jamdown [00:02:55] A run left ya and go live a kingston [00:02:58] Granny stop hollering out mi name [00:03:00] Granny you calling mi name in vain [00:03:03] Granny weh you a call mi fa [00:03:05] Mi soon left you and go live with mama [00:03:07] A who say granny nuh miserable [00:03:10] If yuh live with you granny you wi tun granny too [00:03:12] A who say granny nuh love di cussing [00:03:15] Fi mi granny man she cuss fi everything [00:03:17] That bwoy left out from yard talk [00:03:19] 'Bout him a go shoot bird [00:03:20] All now him nuh come back him [00:03:21] Just get on top a mi nerves [00:03:23] A bwoy like that mek mi cuss badword [00:03:25] W-w-w-Wait till that bwoy come in here