[00:00:00] Artist：slick rick [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Songs Title：mona lisa [00:00:02] // [00:00:02] Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes [00:00:05] 女士们 先生们 还有那些卑劣之徒 [00:00:05] It is with outstanding pleasure [00:00:06] 今夜能够站在这里 [00:00:06] That we are here to present tonight [00:00:09] 我们感到非常荣幸 [00:00:09] Slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d [00:00:13] 统治者Slick rick和mc ricky d [00:00:13] Doing their smash hit mona lisa [00:00:16] 即将要进行一场轰动世界的演出 蒙娜丽莎 [00:00:16] You know like the picture [00:00:18] 你知道的 就像那幅画一样 [00:00:18] Anyway Id like to take this time out [00:00:20] 无论如何 我很乐意抽出时间 [00:00:20] To bow before his divine majesty [00:00:21] 在他神圣的威严前鞠躬 [00:00:21] Oh your majesty [00:00:22] 我尊敬的陛下 [00:00:22] Hmm [00:00:37] // [00:00:37] Can I kiss your hand [00:00:37] 我可以亲吻你的手背吗 [00:00:37] Mm-hmm [00:00:37] // [00:00:37] （kisses his hand loudly） [00:00:38] 响亮地亲吻他的手背 [00:00:38] Enough [00:00:38] 就足够了 [00:00:38] Come your highness they await you [00:00:50] 来吧 殿下 他们正在等待着您 [00:00:50] Well it was one of those days -- not much to do [00:00:52] 那是美好的一天 没有很多要做的事情 [00:00:52] I was chillin downtown with my old school crew [00:00:54] 我在闹市游荡 和我的工作人员一起 [00:00:54] I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza [00:00:57] 我走进一个商店 去买一份披萨 [00:00:57] And bumped into a girl her name was mona -- what [00:00:58] 偶然遇到一个女孩 她的名字叫做蒙娜 什么 [00:00:58] Mona lisa （what ） singing mona lisa so men made you [00:01:02] 蒙娜丽莎 这不是真的吧 我唱着蒙娜丽莎 人们就是这样叫你的 [00:01:02] Youknowhatimsayin so I said excuse me dear [00:01:04] 你知道我的意思吗 我说道 打扰一下 美女 [00:01:04] My gosh you look nice [00:01:06] 上帝啊 你真漂亮 [00:01:06] Put away your money [00:01:07] 把你的钱收起来吧 [00:01:07] Ill buy that slice [00:01:08] 我会为你付账 [00:01:08] She said thanks - Id rather a slice of you [00:01:10] 她说道 谢谢了 我其实更想要你 [00:01:10] I'm just kidding but thats awfully nice of you [00:01:11] 只是开个玩笑 但你人真的很好 [00:01:11] The compliment showed she had a mind in her [00:01:14] 她对我的称赞表明她对我还是有点意思的 [00:01:14] And when I smiled （ping ） I almost blinded her [00:01:16] 当我微笑时 我明亮的笑容几乎要闪瞎她的眼 [00:01:16] She said great scott are you a thief [00:01:18] 她说道 天呐 你是个小偷吗 [00:01:18] Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth [00:01:21] 好像你的牙齿都是镶金的 [00:01:21] Ha-ha hah had to find that funny [00:01:23] 我必须承认这话很好笑 [00:01:23] So I said no child I work hard for the money [00:01:25] 所以我说 不 孩子 我只是努力挣钱 [00:01:25] And calling me a thief please don't even try it （right ） [00:01:28] 你竟然叫我小偷 拜托 不要再这样了 是的 不要 [00:01:28] Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet [00:01:30] 坐下安静地吃你的披萨吧 [00:01:30] She almost got cut short -- you know scissors [00:01:32] 她总是被我打断 你知道的 像剪刀一般 [00:01:32] She tried to disrespect who the grand wizard [00:01:34] 她想要对我无礼 我可是个伟大的奇才 [00:01:34] Me well whats your name son [00:01:36] 我改变话题 好吧 你叫什么 孩子 [00:01:36] Mc ricky d but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee [00:01:39] 我叫Mc ricky d 但是不要这么严肃嘛 我对蒙娜丽莎说 [00:01:39] I'm sorry and I know thats low class （uhh yeah） [00:01:41] 很抱歉 我知道那很低级 [00:01:41] Please sit and tell me a little about your past [00:01:43] 请坐下吧 跟我讲讲你的过去 [00:01:43] She said well I got courage and I don't like porridge （uh-huh） 404

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