[00:00:00] Smell My Beard - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) [00:00:06] Now the sound that you hear in the background right now [00:00:08] Is the sound caused by George Duke agitating two metal insignias [00:00:11] These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers [00:00:15] That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in [00:00:18] Actually theyre booger pasties [00:00:19] And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect [00:00:25] You know he does this every night [00:00:28] And sometimes he becomes so overwrought [00:00:30] So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal [00:00:34] That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear [00:00:39] And so sometimes he misses it [00:00:41] George: [00:00:41] Oh Lord have mercy [00:00:43] FZ: [00:00:43] And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself Yes it hurts very much [00:00:47] But he likes pain [00:00:51] We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group [00:00:54] George: [00:00:54] But but its very close to other things [00:00:58] FZ: [00:00:59] Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty [00:01:02] A thought came to his mind how how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege ) [00:01:09] If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people [00:01:14] And so George as you say in your language took it away [00:01:19] George: [00:01:19] But before we get funky the continuing stories of [00:01:22] Napoleon: [00:01:22] Moontrick [00:01:26] George: [00:01:26] No this ain't moontrick this time we go to moontrick next show [00:01:28] This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis [00:01:31] Do you all know who he is There he is Hes got a white shirt on an a [00:01:37] FZ: [00:01:38] Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives the Mothers of Invention [00:01:41] George: [00:01:42] Yes anyway he was in my room I invited some people over [00:01:51] Young ladies They looked interesting Their names shall go unmentioned [00:01:58] FZ: [00:01:59] The reason they looked interesting is [00:02:00] Because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves [00:02:03] George: [00:02:05] Anyway what was happening was nothing [00:02:12] Ha ha wasnt nothing happening [00:02:16] So I said Lets get this party on the road [00:02:18] I said lemme call the roadmanager [00:02:20] I said what's your name Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool Miss Dew & Miss eh Miss Stool [00:02:33] So we so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes [00:02:38] And all of a sudden I began to hear other things [00:02:40] I said what you doing over there [00:02:42] I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before [00:02:47] I said come out of that corner what's wrong with you [00:02:49] So he comissed it We were all asking: Men what you're doing over there [00:02:53] FZ: [00:02:53] Really whipping it just whipping it into a frenzy [00:02:55] George: [00:02:56] All of a sudden he was gone [00:02:58] I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room [00:03:01] I said: Where you going He went down to his room which was room 33 [00:03:07] An hour later I went to his room I knocked on his door [00:03:10] I said: What you doin He said [00:03:15] I said: Say that again I said: Ho ho [00:03:20] It was late We had an eight o clock wake up [00:03:23] You all know what that is Eight o clock wake up [00:03:28] Eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up [00:03:34] Eight o clock wake up eight o clock wake up ahrrrrrr [00:03:46] So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said [00:03:50] Can I say this He said: Smell my beard I said: You must be crazy [00:03:58] Napoleon: [00:03:59] I had to smell it [00:04:05] George: [00:04:05] Show how ywas walking Marty [00:04:08] And he said: Smell my beard I said: I ain't gonna smell nothing 404

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