[00:00:00] Hello ladies here's the deal: Welcome to Tech N9ne's tour bus [00:00:03] 女士们大家好 情况是这样的 欢迎登上Tech N9ne的观光巴士 [00:00:03] Before you get on this bus there's a couple rules you need to follow [00:00:06] 在你们上车之前 有些规则你们必须遵守 [00:00:06] Leave all your cell phones with me [00:00:08] 把你们所有的手机都交给我 [00:00:08] There will be no Tweeting no Facebooking [00:00:11] 不发推特 不刷脸书 [00:00:11] No playing the PlayStation no Instagram no YouTubing [00:00:15] 不玩PlayStation 不跟Instagram 也不看视频 [00:00:15] Whatever happens on this bus stays on this bus [00:00:18] 无论这辆车上发生了什么 都要留在车上 [00:00:18] Wassup It's me Caribou Lou again [00:00:21] 怎么了 是我 又上Caribou Lou酒 [00:00:21] (Tech N9ne ) Kansas City f**kin' hooligan [00:00:23] Tech N9ne 堪萨斯城 去你的小流氓 [00:00:23] If you think you cool and true Then doing the fool my friend [00:00:26] 如果你觉得自己很酷也很真实 那我们就能做朋友 [00:00:26] You'll begin boozing and choosing women that we do and do again [00:00:29] 你们可以喝酒和挑女人了 我已经玩过很多次了 [00:00:29] Only if they hold us the secrets they crossing over [00:00:31] 只要他们拥抱着我们 他们就可以交换秘密 [00:00:31] The beaches and often go where we eating we rock n rollers [00:00:34] 我们经常去沙滩 我们连吃饭都是摇滚范的 [00:00:34] Deep in the thoughts we go but no Tweetin she lost her mobile [00:00:37] 我们真的想要离开 但她丢了手机更不了推特 [00:00:37] And geekin because we showed her freakin' across the globe [00:00:40] 被极客攻击了 因为我们给她看了 那可是世界巡演啊 [00:00:40] In the weekend we off in Boulder Colorado [00:00:42] 在我们离开科罗拉多Boulder的那个周末 [00:00:42] All my soldiers got a bottle [00:00:43] 我所有的士兵都有酒 [00:00:43] And some hoes with a wobble from sticky dough's you hella bobble [00:00:46] 嗑了药的碧池们 你们开始摇头晃脑 [00:00:46] Head b**ches they model [00:00:47] 跟着领头的做 [00:00:47] And let's kick it Colorado's [00:00:49] 我们穿上Colorado's牌鞋子吧 [00:00:49] A red district full of brothels [00:00:50] 红灯区里面到处都是妓院 [00:00:50] And med fixes [00:00:51] 和卖***的 [00:00:51] Yo we gotta hide just see we get no privacy [00:00:54] 我们要躲起来 只是看着 我们没有隐私 [00:00:54] Why would she ride with me [00:00:56] 为什么她要骑在我身上 [00:00:56] Tweet and straight lie to me [00:00:57] 还发了推特 直接对我撒谎吗 [00:00:57] I don't know (what ) [00:00:58] 我不知道 什么 [00:00:58] Who she sleeps with [00:01:00] 她和谁睡了 [00:01:00] But all I know is: Don't you tweet this [00:01:03] 但是 我所知道的一切就是 你不准把这些发上推特 [00:01:03] Do what I told you I told you I told you [00:01:07] 照我说的做 [00:01:07] (Don't tweet this ) [00:01:08] 不要发推特 [00:01:08] Do what I told you I told you I told you [00:01:13] 照我说的做 [00:01:13] (Don't tweet this ) [00:01:14] 不要发推特 [00:01:14] Baby I would hate to [00:01:15] 宝贝 我可不想揍你们 [00:01:15] Kick it and then erase ya [00:01:17] 然后逼你们删除 [00:01:17] Cause you wanna go to [00:01:17] 因为你想要去 [00:01:17] One of those social networks [00:01:19] 浏览那些社交网络 [00:01:19] And go state the [00:01:20] 然后写点 [00:01:20] Facts about my nature [00:01:21] 关于我本能方面的事 [00:01:21] I gave to see you later [00:01:22] 我们下次再见 [00:01:22] (Oooooh) this b**ch is shakin the table [00:01:25] 这个女人正在摇着桌子 [00:01:25] Pissed at me cause you wished it be [00:01:26] 你想曝光咱俩的事 这让我很生气 [00:01:26] Listed with a Twit Pic sick at me [00:01:28] 居然还发了一组咱俩的艳照 [00:01:28] When ya missed it you scripted me [00:01:29] 当你没拍到 你还会模仿我 [00:01:29] When I gotta move invisibly