[00:00:00] Theme From Family Guy (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Brian
[00:00:06] It seems today that all you see is violence in movies
[00:00:11] And sex on TV
[00:00:12] Peter but where are those good old fashioned values
[00:00:16] On which we used to rely
[00:00:18] Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo
[00:00:24] Or hedy lamarr
[00:00:25] Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez
[00:00:29] You want to curl up and die
[00:00:32] Lucky theres a family guy
[00:00:35] Lucky theres a man who positively can do
[00:00:38] All the things that make us
[00:00:40] Laugh and cry
[00:00:41] He's a family guy
[00:00:45] When I was young the songs were fair
[00:00:49] With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher
[00:00:52] Peter but now we get justin timber homo
[00:00:55] A heartache all gone awry
[00:00:58] Brian the classic films were works of arts
[00:01:01] The images were graceful the stories were smart
[00:01:04] But now we get matrix revolution
[00:01:08] I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme
[00:01:09] But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking
[00:01:11] Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella
[00:01:16] Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of
[00:01:19] Apple pie
[00:01:20] He's a family guy
[00:01:26] His smiles a simple delight
[00:01:28] He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
[00:01:31] Peter
[00:01:32] Meg he bought me my cute little hat
[00:01:35] Brian yeah we should have a talk about that
[00:01:37] About that and his hat
[00:02:35] He's mastered the comedy arts
[00:02:38] He says look out hiroshima then casually farts
[00:02:41] He's loaded with sexy appeal
[00:02:44] And best of all my titties are real have a feel
[00:02:48] Brian no thank you
[00:02:49] I gave it the office
[00:02:50] Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and
[00:02:52] Pretty laura petrie has dicky van dyke
[00:02:55] But who around here could fill those loafers
[00:02:59] But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy
[00:03:05] Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us
[00:03:10] Laugh and cry
[00:03:11] He's a family guy he's a family guy
[00:03:31] Oh my thank you very much what a welcome
[00:03:35] I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show
[00:03:40] Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious
[00:03:42] Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea
[00:03:46] Should tell you I'm generous
[00:03:47] I shouldnt actually have to spend any money
[00:03:48] Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit
[00:03:50] Brian yeah it is a little bright
[00:03:51] You know brian I I just noticed something
[00:03:52] With that light shining on you from that angle
[00:03:55] You look a lot like jamie farr
[00:03:59] Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh
[00:04:02] It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears
[00:04:05] Really how so
[00:04:06] Well you you got that thing going on with your eyes
[00:04:08] Like britney does you know where
[00:04:09] You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart
[00:04:13] Uh a a almost like there was some immediate post birth
[00:04:17] Surgery that should have been done but it was the south
[00:04:19] So they didn't have the medical technology
[00:04:22] Oh I see
[00:04:23] Mom
[00:04:24] Yes honey
[00:04:25] I have a wedgie
[00:04:28] Lois chris honey wait until the intermission then you can fix it
[00:04:32] Well we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight
[00:04:35] We got music we got comedy
[00:04:36] We got behind the scenes crap from the show
[00:04:38] Thats right for example not a lot of people know this
[00:04:42] But in one episode of the show there was a flashback of brian
[00:04:45] When he was a puppy now they couldn't find a puppy
[00:04:48] Who looked enough like him
[00:04:50] So they actually built a dog suit for the scene
[00:04:52] And the actor of inside the suit was raven symon
[00:04:56] Who was olivia on the cosby show
[00:04:58] Fascinating bit of trivia
[00:04:59] All right okay I got one for ya
[00:05:01] You know the sound stage where we shoot family guy
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