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[00:00:08] 洞房花烛夜
[00:00:11] 金榜题名时
[00:00:15] 在封建年代
[00:00:18] 这是四件喜事
[00:00:21] 前文书
[00:00:21] 咱说了啥小的孟金龙出示
[00:00:27] 对圣经来说
[00:00:28] 这也是一大喜事
[00:00:31] 您说这玩意怪不
[00:00:34] 孟金龙
[00:00:34] 看着这些人都亲热
[00:00:37] 唯独瞅着这个假名啊
[00:00:40] 就更亲热
[00:00:42] 一个大小子一个小小子
[00:00:45] 俩人凑到一块儿了
[00:00:47] 这叫人有人言
[00:00:49] 兽有兽语
[00:00:50] 物以类聚
[00:00:52] 人以群分
[00:00:54] 这话一点都不假
[00:00:57] 孟金龙拉着假名儿的手啊
[00:01:01] 哎
[00:01:01] 你小子怎么长那么小个儿
[00:01:04] 你小子怎么长那么大个儿
[00:01:07] 往后
[00:01:08] 嗯
[00:01:08] 我就管你叫大小子呢
[00:01:11] 往后我管你叫小小的哈哈
[00:01:16] 假名就问他
[00:01:17] 啊
[00:01:18] 我刚才听说你管我三伯父圣经叫什么叫叫三叔啊
[00:01:26] 放屁
[00:01:28] 放屁呀
[00:01:29] 不能这么叫我
[00:01:31] 都叫三伯父
[00:01:33] 你也得叫三伯父
[00:01:35] 你听懂了吗
[00:01:36] 哦哦
[00:01:37] 是喽
[00:01:38] 我听你的
[00:01:39] 你怎么叫我怎么叫a
[00:01:41] 往后你就听我的
[00:01:43] 我是你的军师啊
[00:01:45] 和元帅
[00:01:48] 他俩得了
[00:01:49] 起来没完了
[00:01:51] 尚应欣说
[00:01:52] 这是战场
[00:01:54] 你们怎么唠起家常来了
[00:01:57] 拉过孟金龙就问
[00:01:59] 孩儿啊
[00:02:00] 谁把你送来的
[00:02:02] 呃
[00:02:04] 有一个浑身有毛
[00:02:07] 然后还戴着眼镜
[00:02:09] 嗯
[00:02:09] 他把我送来的圣经一听就明白了
[00:02:14] 欧阳弟兄
[00:02:16] 人现在何处啊
[00:02:19] 哎呀
[00:02:20] 坏了
[00:02:21] 我见着水一高兴
[00:02:23] 我想洗个澡把它扔到岸边儿
[00:02:26] 现在不知道溜达哪儿去了
[00:02:29] 声音一响
[00:02:31] 也只好如此多的见着多多说吧
[00:02:34] 孟金龙
[00:02:35] 这会儿瞪圆的眼睛往战场观看一眼朝觐金锤太保韩中呃
[00:02:46] 三大爷
[00:02:47] 那个是谁啊
[00:02:50] 是咱的敌人
[00:02:51] 我正在跟他动手
[00:02:53] 儿三大爷用不着您呐
[00:02:57] 嘿
[00:02:57] 屎王八锤儿的
[00:02:58] 他有什么能耐
[00:03:00] 您到旁边儿歇着的小侄儿阿
[00:03:03] 替您打一阵儿
[00:03:07] 贾明说话
[00:03:08] 哎哎
[00:03:09] 我大侠吧
[00:03:10] 牛可不是吹的
[00:03:12] 你这回刚来你得立点功
[00:03:16] 立了功了
[00:03:17] 想吃什么给你什么
[00:03:19] 你要立不了功
[00:03:21] 我就把你饿死
[00:03:24] 孟金龙还就怕
[00:03:25] 呃呃
[00:03:25] 别别别
[00:03:26] 我肯定立功就得了咯
[00:03:32] 这混淆晃动紫金摩云楚迈大步来到金锤
[00:03:38] 太保韩忠进钱
[00:03:41] 韩忠一看娘
[00:03:43] 哎
[00:03:44] 这大个儿比自己高了半头呢
[00:03:49] 肩膀比自己宽得多
[00:03:52] 钱厚
[00:03:52] 心也厚着一大块
[00:03:55] 让人看着都眼晕
[00:03:59] 那个说怎么还眼晕呢
[00:04:01] 当然了
[00:04:03] 要伸手吗
[00:04:04] 得看看对方的实力
[00:04:07] 那咱们也不例外
[00:04:09] 比方说
[00:04:10] 呃
[00:04:10] 咱们急眼了
[00:04:12] 要跟对方动手一瞅
[00:04:14] 这对方比自己高了一大截儿
[00:04:17] 比自己粗了一大块
[00:04:18] 那么他也眼晕
[00:04:23] 但是韩中呢
[00:04:24] 觉着在自己的一亩三分地
[00:04:27] 自己又是金锤大将
[00:04:30] 我怕什么呢
[00:04:32] 想到这把双锤往一块儿一碰啊
[00:04:41] 对面大汉报上名
[00:04:44] 来也垂下
[00:04:46] 不死无名之辈
[00:04:50] 孟金龙一听乐了
[00:04:51] 呵呵
[00:04:53] 说
[00:04:53] 你咋呼什么呢
[00:04:56] 拿俩王八锤
[00:04:57] 你比划什么啊
[00:05:00] 我姓孟
[00:05:02] 叫孟金龙
[00:05:04] 我爹
[00:05:05] 我爹
[00:05:07] 我爹叫什么来着
[00:05:08] 废话
[00:05:09] 谁知你爹是谁
[00:05:11] 你听这位混补
[00:05:12] 一着急
[00:05:13] 他爹叫什么名儿
[00:05:14] 他都记不起来了
[00:05:17] 就说我三大爷吧
[00:05:19] 就那老头儿就是圣经
[00:05:21] 我是她侄儿
[00:05:23] 我奉父命来找我
[00:05:25] 三大爷来了
[00:05:27] 正好遇上你们打仗
[00:05:29] 我过来收拾收拾
[00:05:31] 你小子废话少说
[00:05:33] 把脑袋伸过来
[00:05:35] 我砸你三处买片
[00:05:38] 我城建肿了哇
[00:05:41] 好小子不疯装疯不傻
[00:05:44] 装傻拿命来
[00:05:50] 嗯
[00:05:52] 两柄大锤是流星赶月
[00:05:56] 郑手锤在前
[00:05:58] 另只手的垂在后
[00:06:00] 奔梦金龙炳良编辑
[00:06:04] 圣婴众人都在后头看着提心吊胆
[00:06:09] 因为不知道梦金融的能耐究竟有多大
[00:06:13] 光看个头挺大
[00:06:15] 那玩意不解决问题
[00:06:18] 这讲的是真本事啊
[00:06:20] 个儿小的人
[00:06:21] 有能耐的有的是
[00:06:23] 往往个小的人还专大个儿大的
[00:06:29] 可大伙儿在后头
[00:06:30] 看着咱暂且不提
[00:06:32] 单说孟金龙
[00:06:34] 你看他傻呀
[00:06:35] 他干什么他打仗可不外行
[00:06:39] 双脚叉开腰往下一错
[00:06:43] 正手托着紫金摩云处
[00:06:46] 看着一瞅
[00:06:48] 大锤刮风奔顶梁门砸下来了
[00:06:52] 他早都躲躲完了
[00:06:55] 砸上了
[00:06:57] 这就是夏侯商元的真传
[00:07:00] 他把招都忘了
[00:07:01] 这他没忘
[00:07:03] 常住一定的火号
[00:07:06] 一看锤也不能变化了
[00:07:09] 孟金龙斗单篇万紫一番晃
[00:07:13] 紫金魔君楚旺的一家叫横担铁门栓
[00:07:19] 哎哟
[00:07:26] 双锤正砸的模型处上
[00:07:30] 拜泉空中闪出几道火星啊
[00:07:34] 在看点
[00:07:35] 乐子大了
[00:07:37] 孟金龙的身子
[00:07:39] 稍微一摘
[00:07:41] 叫做虎口发酸
[00:07:42] 单臂发麻
[00:07:44] 哎哟
[00:07:45] 好他娘大毕竟
[00:07:49] 韩中啊哒哒哒哒噔噔噔噔退出去十几步
[00:07:55] 扑通摔了个腚
[00:07:57] 墩双锤也撒手只小狗叫啊
[00:08:03] 简直虎口都震裂了
[00:08:05] 哎哟哟哟哟哟哟哟哟
[00:08:08] 痛死我也
[00:08:11] 翻手心一看
[00:08:13] 虎口裂了
[00:08:14] 血都淌出来
[00:08:16] 您说这劲儿有多大韩中脑子嗡嗡直响
[00:08:20] 眼前冒金星
[00:08:23] 心说UJ 小子可厉害
[00:08:25] 他有多大的劲儿
[00:08:27] 今天我遇上茬子了
[00:08:31] 但是在两军阵前那么多人观战
[00:08:34] 他又不甘示弱
[00:08:37] 伸手忍痛负伤
[00:08:39] 把双锤捡起来
[00:08:41] 咬定牙关小子拿里头鸡腿
[00:08:46] 嗯嗯
[00:08:48] 又砸下来了
[00:08:50] 孟金龙高兴了
[00:08:52] 呃
[00:08:52] 我小子真有点儿劲儿
[00:08:54] 来来来
[00:08:55] 这仗打得才过瘾呢
[00:08:57] 再碰一下
[00:08:59] 哎
[00:08:59] 啪啪
[00:09:03] 第二下碰到一块儿
[00:09:06] 韩中可受不了了
[00:09:08] 敌不住
[00:09:11] 双锤X 1 X 撒手镇的膀根酸痛锤都握不住了
[00:09:18] 万般无奈
[00:09:20] 是脱垂便走
[00:09:24] 点手唤小船儿
[00:09:26] 回归本队
[00:09:30] 等到了自己的船上
[00:09:31] 把双锤放下
[00:09:33] 赶紧叫人找止疼的药包扎伤口
[00:09:38] 另外
[00:09:38] 还找了个按摩师
[00:09:40] 赶紧按摩
[00:09:41] 不见这这股火儿都折了都
[00:09:45] 群贼一阵议论纷纷
[00:09:49] 宝刀大将韩变魁砍大侄儿呗下来呢
[00:09:55] 老匹夫上映啊
[00:09:58] 真有人给他帮忙啊
[00:10:01] 急得她往两旁看了看
[00:10:03] 我说
[00:10:04] 韩笑该你的了
[00:10:08] 韩忠韩孝亲弟兄银锤打将手提双锤点手唤小船来到正中央大船之上
[00:10:18] 会Du 孟金龙
[00:10:20] 咱们简短节说他的能耐跟他哥哥韩忠不差上下力气头也差不多少
[00:10:30] 跟孟金龙达到了六七个会和您就听吧
[00:10:35] A pa a pa
[00:10:41] 这俩人哪是打仗跑到这打铁了
[00:10:47] 韩肖震的虎口发麻
[00:10:50] 两臂酸痛
[00:10:52] 实在支持不住是脱垂而走
[00:10:57] 孟金龙连胜两阵觉着不过瘾
[00:11:01] 哼
[00:11:02] 没意思
[00:11:03] 没意思啊
[00:11:05] 咱们打着打着就走了呢
[00:11:08] 哎呀
[00:11:08] 你回来还下去说
[00:11:12] 我才不回去呢
[00:11:13] 再回去命保不住了
[00:11:16] 他回去换他俩兄弟
[00:11:19] 韩勇韩蒙一个使铜锤一个
[00:11:23] 使铁锤二猛夹功
[00:11:26] 蒙金龙四柄大锤上下翻飞
[00:11:31] 孟金龙不但不着急
[00:11:33] 相反高兴了
[00:11:34] 哎
[00:11:35] 这才有意思呢
[00:11:37] 还有几个是王八锤a 都来都来
[00:11:40] 这才过瘾
[00:11:41] Pa pa pa pa ru
[00:11:47] 韩勇的吹飞了
[00:11:49] 韩猛上来
[00:11:51] 刚一伸手
[00:11:52] 没几个回合
[00:11:53] 他又蹦捶打水里去了
[00:11:58] 哎
[00:11:58] 这俩人
[00:11:58] 这乐子大了
[00:12:01] 金头虎贾明在后头翻着母狗
[00:12:03] 眼看着
[00:12:05] 哎呀
[00:12:06] 真有意思
[00:12:07] 你真有意思
[00:12:09] 哎
[00:12:10] 我说
[00:12:11] 大小子
[00:12:13] 什么事儿小小子你呢
[00:12:16] 静儿
[00:12:17] 留着点儿
[00:12:18] 别使劲了
[00:12:20] 嗯
[00:12:20] 耗子拉木锨
[00:12:22] 大头在后
[00:12:24] De na
[00:12:25] 这仗打起来没完
[00:12:27] 你把劲儿使没了就毁了
[00:12:30] 小小的
[00:12:31] 放心吧
[00:12:32] 我的劲儿使不完
[00:12:34] 有的是
[00:12:35] 来吧小子
[00:12:39] 这是名副其实的一员虎将
[00:12:45] 一条紫金摩云、楚威震、莲花湖立胜八大锤
[00:12:51] 这叫一举成名
[00:12:55] 网络人们提的
[00:12:56] 孟金龙
[00:12:56] 无人不知无人不晓
[00:13:00] 思萌哎哟
[00:13:04] 总辖大寨主韩秀觉着脸上无光
[00:13:10] 你说你瞅瞅这跟头栽得有多棒
[00:13:13] 圣婴就那么一小撮儿
[00:13:16] 归了包堆算的一块儿也就那么几十人
[00:13:21] 我这千军万马就打败仗
[00:13:25] 将来见个人我怎么抬头啊
[00:13:29] 他也觉着挂到近
[00:13:32] 单说震八方林士佩林是配鬼点子挺多
[00:13:38] 见势不妙
[00:13:40] 跟宝刀大将韩殿奎咬耳朵
[00:13:45] 老前辈
[00:13:46] 您看怎么样
[00:13:48] 不妙不妙啊施佩
[00:13:52] 你看应当如何扭转这个局面
[00:13:57] 老前辈
[00:13:58] 刚才我讲了个主意
[00:14:00] 你说什么主意您看见没
[00:14:04] 这个叫孟金龙的这个大个儿有点儿发傻
[00:14:09] 这种人都少个心眼儿
[00:14:12] 一会儿我亲自请战
[00:14:15] 我这能耐肯定不如他
[00:14:18] 我呢
[00:14:18] 要求跟他在水中战斗
[00:14:21] 把他引到水里投去
[00:14:24] 您马上派人准备一张绝户网
[00:14:29] 像捞鱼一样把它都从水底下他都跑了
[00:14:34] 都到后山坡上鱼油拿火把
[00:14:38] 他烧死
[00:14:40] 嗯
[00:14:42] 好好好好主意时配一大米的
[00:14:47] 我马上准备
[00:14:49] 你可准备好了
[00:14:50] 到时候我到了水里头
[00:14:52] 你没准备好我就毁了
[00:14:53] 我明白
[00:14:56] 韩殿奎联手把心腹人能耐大的水性好的找了20 个
[00:15:04] 准备了一张绝户网
[00:15:07] 在船后面偷着下了水
[00:15:10] 人家在水里头做好了准备
[00:15:13] 你想想
[00:15:14] 这都是莲花湖的水军
[00:15:17] 随便拉出一个水晶都特别大
[00:15:21] 就是在水里头能换气
[00:15:23] 待着一天一夜也没问题
[00:15:27] 单说临时配一看
[00:15:30] 准备好了
[00:15:31] 周身上下紧
[00:15:32] 陈利落手中
[00:15:33] 提着三瓶分水狼牙镩联手换小船来到两军阵
[00:15:42] 等站到孟金龙进前
[00:15:44] 孟金龙上下打量打量他
[00:15:46] 嗯
[00:15:48] 小白脸子
[00:15:49] 呵呵
[00:15:51] 我说你叫什么
[00:15:52] 名儿
[00:15:52] 你这大参林是配啊
[00:15:59] 你是什么配的我小白脸子
[00:16:02] 你找个地方念书去得了
[00:16:05] 你跑着比划什么呢
[00:16:07] 你怎么能是我的对手呢
[00:16:10] 我大个子少要猖狂
[00:16:14] 打仗这玩意儿
[00:16:15] 不管个大个小a 梦金龙
[00:16:20] 咱俩在船上打没意思
[00:16:24] 刚才你们都打了多少针了
[00:16:26] 下巴有胆子没
[00:16:29] 敢不敢跟我到水中去打
[00:16:33] 孟金龙一听不假思索
[00:16:35] 大嘴一咧
[00:16:36] 他乐开了你
[00:16:37] 你说什么水中去拼命
[00:16:41] 嘿嘿
[00:16:42] 我就爱在水里头呆着
[00:16:45] 那多有意思
[00:16:46] 小子行行
[00:16:49] 你到跟大伙商量商量还没等圣婴反应过来
[00:16:54] 再看震八方林士佩蒙一个猛子跳进莲花湖联手幻梦金龙
[00:17:04] 假名就发现这里头有问题啊
[00:17:08] 大小子
[00:17:09] 你先别下去
[00:17:11] 你听我说
[00:17:13] 军师给你出个主意
[00:17:16] 贾苗话也出了口了
[00:17:19] 孟金龙绑一个猛子也跳进莲花湖
[00:17:25] 假名急得直跺脚
[00:17:26] 哎呀
[00:17:27] 坏了坏了
[00:17:29] 可不是吗
[00:17:31] 孟金龙等到了水里
[00:17:33] 再找临时配找不着了
[00:17:37] 他睁开眼睛寻摸半天
[00:17:40] 心里想
[00:17:41] 他妈那小子说的清清楚楚的在水里头跟我玩命
[00:17:46] 怎么找不着呢
[00:17:48] 正在这时
[00:17:49] 他哪知道已经钻进网中
[00:17:53] 人家布置好绝户网了
[00:17:57] 20几个人盯着他
[00:17:59] 一看他入了网了
[00:18:01] 人家心里头使劲儿12 M
[00:18:07] 这一收网把孟金龙给都在里头了
[00:18:13] 什么叫绝户网
[00:18:15] 一个小眼
[00:18:16] 一个道须沟
[00:18:18] 您说有多少眼泪
[00:18:19] 有多少沟
[00:18:21] 浙大网非常结实
[00:18:23] 勾住的这些小狗粑粑
[00:18:28] 把孟金龙的衣服
[00:18:29] 整个给大柱
[00:18:32] 你有天大的能耐也施展不了了
[00:18:36] 人家就在水里把孟金龙给拖走
[00:18:41] 拖哪去啦
[00:18:43] 按照临时配合韩殿奎出的主意
[00:18:46] 拖到后山坡上
[00:18:48] 鱼油用火烧死
[00:18:51] 多读啦
[00:18:53] 战场上的人一无所知
[00:18:57] 包括总辖大寨主万丈桃花浪小帅的韩秀也不了解内情
[00:19:05] 就见林时配在水里的一番华上来了
[00:19:11] 临时配饰洋洋得意
[00:19:14] 心说嘿嘿
[00:19:16] 逢强智取
[00:19:18] 遇弱活擒人呢
[00:19:21] 得开动脑筋
[00:19:24] 可叹孟金龙啊
[00:19:26] 长得块头儿倒不小
[00:19:28] 缺个心眼儿
[00:19:29] 让我廖施小计结束了他的一生
[00:19:34] 活该
[00:19:36] 临时配美
[00:19:40] 换一下水
[00:19:41] 11号穿好了焊上的衣服
[00:19:45] 手托分水狼牙镩是点手唤圣婴
[00:19:51] 谁先说声音啊
[00:19:53] 咱俩比划比划
[00:19:56] 想当年你毁了我的莲花玉
[00:20:00] 我一直耿耿于怀
[00:20:02] 为你我不要双贱了
[00:20:05] 为你我重新打造一条兵刃为你我下了一年多的苦工啊
[00:20:14] 这才应了那句话
[00:20:15] 君子报仇十年不晚呢
[00:20:17] 这才一年多点该着我出这口气
[00:20:22] 在莲花湖
[00:20:23] 当着这么多人的面
[00:20:25] 我一狼牙纯把老匹夫给挑了
[00:20:30] 或者把你拍扁了
[00:20:32] 我也出出这口恶气
[00:20:35] 让大伙知道
[00:20:36] 知道我震八方也非等闲之辈
[00:20:41] 圣经呢
[00:20:43] 发现孟津融入了水了
[00:20:45] 没回来就淋湿没回来了
[00:20:50] 昆仑侠也感觉到这里边不对
[00:20:55] 但是又摸不透怎么回事儿
[00:20:58] 这么大的莲花湖
[00:21:00] 上哪找去
[00:21:04] 圣婴是心乱如麻
[00:21:06] 正在这时
[00:21:07] 林时沛讨敌骂阵
[00:21:10] 指名点姓叫自己出战
[00:21:13] 圣婴火旺上撞啦宝刀
[00:21:17] 是大战林适配
[00:21:21] 没人说见面就打
[00:21:23] 什么话也没说
[00:21:24] 该说的话已经说完了
[00:21:28] 话说一遍
[00:21:29] 车走一转
[00:21:31] 多余的话
[00:21:32] 咱不必再除数
[00:21:35] 圣婴心说
[00:21:36] 我跟他讲什么
[00:21:38] 对牛弹琴
[00:21:40] 跟他讲不出道理去
[00:21:42] 只好无力解决
[00:21:46] 感情这一山
[00:21:47] 生手剩三节是大吃一惊
[00:21:53] 她一看
[00:21:53] 临时配的
[00:21:54] 能耐长了一大截
[00:21:59] 这劲儿比当初也足了
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