[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 程咬金保护李世民夜探百闭关 [00:00:05] 因为观城离得很远 [00:00:08] 此时万类寂静 [00:00:10] 万里无云 [00:00:12] 皓月当空 [00:00:13] 大地如洗 [00:00:15] 远看观城 [00:00:17] 灯光晃动 [00:00:20] 听不见 [00:00:20] 什么动静就在这儿 [00:00:23] 达观城对面来 [00:00:28] 匹马由远而近 [00:00:30] 渐渐看清he [00:00:32] 这黑大个子来谁啊 [00:00:34] 可巧了 [00:00:36] 正是尉迟敬德 [00:00:38] 今天晚上到介休县催粮 [00:00:42] 巧碰李世民 [00:00:45] 尉迟敬德音在太原Y 兵败心中窝火 [00:00:50] 心想唐却太欺负人了 [00:00:54] 一两个人就感闯我的联营 [00:00:57] 平抢三关 [00:00:58] 夜夺八寨 [00:01:00] 这么大的本事黑被他们打败 [00:01:05] 这回我催来粮食 [00:01:07] 守住百闭关 [00:01:09] 对得起我那N 公刘武周 [00:01:13] 在哪儿呢 [00:01:14] 在订量呢 [00:01:16] 没在这儿 [00:01:17] 这是元帅带兵出征 [00:01:19] 就是宋元帅领着尉迟恭抢夺关城 [00:01:23] 你说多瞧一抬头 [00:01:25] 见对面两个人 [00:01:27] 这两个人正眺望百闭关 [00:01:32] 尉迟恭的火大了耶 [00:01:34] 呵 [00:01:35] 要是人多 [00:01:36] 我怕就两个人呢 [00:01:38] 看对面什么人胆大包天 [00:01:41] 竟敢窥测过百倍关 [00:01:44] 就这一嗓子嗷的一声啊 [00:01:48] 程咬金就知道是谁了 [00:01:50] 哎呀嘿 [00:01:52] 小子来了不好 [00:01:54] 嗯 [00:01:55] 千岁怎么办 [00:01:56] 俩人想跑啊 [00:01:58] 尉迟恭大盘冲过来 [00:02:02] 双手一名龟背驼龙枪直奔李世民抓就侧过来 [00:02:07] 李世民是马上皇帝啊 [00:02:10] 有俩下子 [00:02:12] T [00:02:12] 他父亲执掌半壁江山 [00:02:14] 是打出来的皇帝 [00:02:17] 现在是王子 [00:02:19] 他是接班人啊 [00:02:21] 她一看 [00:02:23] 尉迟恭的抢分子里扎来觉得不含糊 [00:02:26] 抬腿摘下定糖糕 [00:02:28] 用外边儿还去割枪粉嫩 [00:02:33] 竞得的力气比李世民大的不是一点儿半点儿没法比呀 [00:02:39] 没挂出去 [00:02:41] 不但没挂出去啊 [00:02:43] 他大枪观音洞high 撒手啊 [00:02:47] 日日这颗刀就飞出去了 [00:02:52] 李世民一看刀都没了 [00:02:55] 那怎么办学 [00:02:57] 马想跑尉迟恭遥墙分里是你的咽喉 [00:03:01] 刷就刺客了 [00:03:04] 李世民下的监工冒凉气啊 [00:03:08] 当时蛤蟆孔都立起来了 [00:03:11] 赶紧躲过枪尖想淘哪知道尉迟敬德的枪又刀程咬金一看 [00:03:19] 不好哎呀 [00:03:20] 大老黑修缮 [00:03:22] 我主啊 [00:03:23] 哎哎 [00:03:24] 100首中八卦开山斧搬斧头献斧纂冲着竞得迎面一点大老黑参照物 [00:03:34] 尉迟敬德气了 [00:03:36] 李世民用枪 [00:03:37] 啪一颗斧子 [00:03:39] 程咬金知道这个龟背驼龙枪 [00:03:43] 这杆枪跟分量比我斧子不见得小 [00:03:46] 咱俩趁早别碰 [00:03:48] 硬碰硬不好 [00:03:49] 赶紧收斧子刷斧头劈棍尉迟敬德 [00:03:54] 一低头儿龙中就听到噗的一声啊 [00:03:57] 斗蛋烘应落在地上 [00:04:01] 把尉迟敬德头上的簪缨砍掉了 [00:04:07] 大吃一惊啊 [00:04:08] 他忽然想起来了 [00:04:11] 在太原城外 [00:04:13] 就是这个蓝脸红胡子人把元帅战马脑袋给抹掉了 [00:04:19] 这满脸的斧子如此厉害 [00:04:22] 他把宋金刚的马抹了 [00:04:24] 没什么 [00:04:25] 我这匹马来之不易啊 [00:04:28] 这是刘武周送我的宝马良驹 [00:04:31] 我这个利器 [00:04:32] 我这杆枪什么座机能驮动啊 [00:04:36] 要叫他给抹啦 [00:04:37] 我骑啥呀 [00:04:39] 想到这儿 [00:04:41] 尉迟敬德没敢错 [00:04:43] 邓飞马而出 [00:04:44] 哗哗跑了 [00:04:49] 李世民一看 [00:04:52] A [00:04:53] 这才叫一物降一物 [00:04:54] 卤水点豆腐呢 [00:04:56] 那尉迟恭见着我 [00:04:58] 舍命的追杀 [00:05:00] 怎么程咬金之这么两招 [00:05:03] 他跑了往哪去呀 [00:05:05] 嗯 [00:05:06] 没有回百 [00:05:08] 闭关到向别处跑去 [00:05:13] 他不敢让程咬金追 [00:05:14] 怕中埋伏 [00:05:16] 程将军 [00:05:17] 快回来吧 [00:05:18] 咱们也回营吧 [00:05:20] 就这一下子把李世民没吓死 [00:05:24] 颜色都变了 [00:05:26] 两个人也不敢再看百闭关了 [00:05:30] 找回定唐刀回到营盘 [00:05:34] 此时 [00:05:34] 秦琼、徐茂公正在找不着李世民着急看 [00:05:37] 李世民回来了 [00:05:39] 把她接进帐内 [00:05:41] 请他坐下 [00:05:43] 二王千岁 [00:05:44] 你上哪去 [00:05:46] 李世民说 [00:05:47] 哎呀 [00:05:49] 刚才是这么回事情 [00:05:51] 遇见遇施工 [00:05:52] 把我的刀给刮飞了 [00:05:54] 程咬金砍了敬德的盔缨 [00:05:58] 要没有程咬金 [00:05:59] 我这回完了 [00:06:01] 徐茂公一听刷把脸沉下来 [00:06:05] 用手一指程咬金 [00:06:06] 姓程的 [00:06:08] 你随二王千岁出去保驾不力 [00:06:11] 我问你 [00:06:12] 二王潜水如果出事儿 [00:06:14] 我们担待得起吗 [00:06:16] 这 [00:06:16] 这这 [00:06:18] 程咬金的意思说那事儿王叫我宝 [00:06:21] 他也不是我拉他出去再说了 [00:06:26] 要不是我两斧子把尉迟恭吓走 [00:06:31] 这李世民命都没了 [00:06:33] 我是有功之人 [00:06:35] 你不但不表彰 [00:06:37] 反而怎么凶我呀 [00:06:39] A [00:06:39] 我是徐三啊 [00:06:41] 哎 [00:06:41] 你这怎么说话 [00:06:43] 徐茂公说 [00:06:44] 你给我住嘴 [00:06:46] 你这神大我 [00:06:47] 这庙小放不下 [00:06:49] 你来呀 [00:06:51] 两个军兵过来 [00:06:52] 在军师有何吩咐 [00:06:54] 把程咬金赶出大营永不录用 [00:06:58] 赤程咬金一看就急了 [00:07:01] A Xu san [00:07:02] 你好不吃东西 [00:07:03] 你好不地道 [00:07:05] 当初你到洛阳 [00:07:06] 秦国 [00:07:07] 你怎么说的啊 [00:07:09] 你请我食后经说好的 [00:07:12] 现在解了 [00:07:14] 太原为你就撵我呀 [00:07:16] 你用人朝前不用人朝后 [00:07:18] 就你这样的 [00:07:20] 我们不饱着呢 [00:07:21] 二哥走咱们一块儿走 [00:07:24] 拿这秦琼往这儿一坐 [00:07:26] 微微一乐 [00:07:28] 死的呀 [00:07:29] 徐茂公免的是你呀 [00:07:31] 没撵我呀 [00:07:33] 我怎么能走呢 [00:07:35] 他叫你走啊二哥 [00:07:39] 你也跟徐三一个鼻子孔出气啊 [00:07:42] 就看我老程没本事 [00:07:44] 你们欺负我呀 [00:07:45] 好好 [00:07:47] 当初贾柳楼接待咱们拔香头子了 [00:07:51] 隔袍断义划地绝交 [00:07:54] 哼 [00:07:55] 现在我走 [00:07:57] 我可告诉你们 [00:07:58] 你们在有事儿找我 [00:08:00] 我们不来了 [00:08:02] 他那意思呢 [00:08:03] 叫人家劝一劝 [00:08:04] 或者秦琼给求求情儿 [00:08:06] 哪知道秦琼一言不发 [00:08:09] 李世民也不言语 [00:08:11] 冰冰过来走走走走 [00:08:12] 快快快出去吧 [00:08:13] 人不用你还在这儿干嘛去走走 [00:08:15] 连推带搡出了大营 [00:08:18] 把程咬金气得记得蓝脸都紫了 [00:08:23] 嗯 [00:08:24] 许老公 [00:08:26] 秦叔宝 [00:08:27] 你们太缺德了 [00:08:29] 你们欺负老城无家可归 [00:08:32] 哎 [00:08:34] 我怎么那么没志气呢 [00:08:36] 此处不养爷 [00:08:38] 必有养爷处 [00:08:40] 你看着我程咬金混个人样来 [00:08:44] 你们得求我 [00:08:47] 哎 [00:08:47] 算了吧 [00:08:48] 走吧 [00:08:50] 他离开大营 [00:08:51] 信马由缰 [00:08:53] 这阵儿天已经四更是啊 [00:08:56] 李世民偷看百 [00:08:59] 闭关是二更天J 折腾可不四更 [00:09:02] 上哪去啊 [00:09:03] 我这回成了无家可归了 [00:09:06] 哎呀 [00:09:07] 我怎么想不通呢 [00:09:08] 徐三缺德年 [00:09:10] 我二哥怎么也向着他呢 [00:09:14] 哎 [00:09:14] 老马呀 [00:09:16] 就剩咱俩没办了 [00:09:18] 你呀 [00:09:18] 拖着我走哪儿算哪儿 [00:09:21] 咱们慢慢走吧这匹马 [00:09:27] 也不知道走出多远 [00:09:29] 前边是荒山野岭 [00:09:32] 山上树木狼林 [00:09:34] 中间一条路倒是挺平坦 [00:09:37] 猛然送哒 [00:09:41] 落下一只雕翎箭 [00:09:43] 嗯 [00:09:44] 撤机响山 [00:09:46] 手接到着也正常 [00:09:49] 现在正是战乱时期 [00:09:51] 大唐出借缺人少将 [00:09:55] 各处的烟尘反王还没有归顺 [00:09:58] 有占山的也正常 [00:09:59] 行了 [00:10:00] 嗨朋友 [00:10:02] 咱们是线上的 [00:10:05] 他以为这一喊有人听见就听到他啦啦 [00:10:09] 锣声一响 [00:10:10] 呼啦窜出 [00:10:11] 有四五十军兵短衣襟小打扮 [00:10:15] 美人美 [00:10:16] 手中拿着双手刀中剑一级战马 [00:10:21] 马山员大将青纱罩面 [00:10:24] 浑身穿青挂皂 [00:10:26] 手拿一杆五股托天叉拦住程咬金去路开 [00:10:32] 此路是我开 [00:10:34] 此树是我栽 [00:10:36] 要达此路过 [00:10:38] 留下买路财呀 [00:10:41] 走路的啊命来 [00:10:45] 程咬金一听没气死 [00:10:47] 嘿 [00:10:48] 真是福不双至 [00:10:51] 祸不单行啊 [00:10:53] 那会儿我当皇上除了误走扬州城差点被阳光宰了 [00:10:58] 谁不奉承我 [00:11:00] 可现在好被徐三赶出大营 [00:11:03] 黑小马也来接我呀 [00:11:06] 你欺负我 [00:11:07] 哎 [00:11:07] 小子 [00:11:08] 让你们尝尝成四爷斧子厉害 [00:11:11] 他大斧子一摆拍 [00:11:14] 哪来的山贼也后感觉你成四爷你也不打听打听 [00:11:20] 你四爷当山大王的时候 [00:11:23] 你打你娘肚子里还没出来呢 [00:11:27] 告诉你 [00:11:28] 当初截杀杨广 [00:11:30] 那是你四爷领的头儿 [00:11:32] 你知道四爷是谁骂张小马 [00:11:35] 你得排孙子辈儿 [00:11:37] 你四爷不是别人就是瓦 [00:11:40] 刚山大魔国现任的皇上程咬金 [00:11:44] 你成老祖 [00:11:45] 你这山贼草寇还想接我 [00:11:48] 小子你赶紧跪倒磕头 [00:11:53] 他以为一报名啊 [00:11:55] 这些街道就不接他 [00:11:58] 我呢 [00:11:58] 也是被他们请到山上好吃好喝地招待我 [00:12:03] 有个安身之处等度 [00:12:05] 等过三过五 [00:12:07] 我在找徐三儿去 [00:12:09] 哪知道这波人不听写 [00:12:13] 只见那个人哗啦一抖 [00:12:15] 钢叉就过来了呀 [00:12:17] 喝飞鹤 [00:12:18] 老子打两下 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