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[00:00:01] 独孤量
[00:00:03] 在卧牛山前摆下战场
[00:00:07] 讨敌骂阵
[00:00:09] 半个时辰之后
[00:00:11] 就听见炮响酒声
[00:00:15] 金牛城关门大开
[00:00:19] 突厥兵
[00:00:21] 就好像决了堤的洪水相似
[00:00:25] 开下卧牛山
[00:00:30] 随兵随将
[00:00:32] 无不胆寒
[00:00:34] 一看这突厥兵也太多了
[00:00:38] 估摸着
[00:00:40] 没有
[00:00:41] 6万也差不多少
[00:00:44] 他们居高临下
[00:00:46] 摆了五座方阵
[00:00:50] 步兵在前
[00:00:52] 骑兵在后
[00:00:54] 弓箭手射住两翼
[00:00:58] 独孤量
[00:01:01] 立马横刀
[00:01:03] 仔细观看
[00:01:06] 就见突厥的队伍里边
[00:01:08] 飞龙旗、飞虎旗、飞镖旗、飞豹旗、飞雄骑、飞蟹骑是旗幡招展
[00:01:19] 刀枪映日月
[00:01:22] 战鼓似雷鸣啊
[00:01:25] 在正中央
[00:01:27] 有3000护卫队
[00:01:31] 簇拥着几员大将
[00:01:34] 正中央一个人
[00:01:36] 长得可太帅了
[00:01:39] 此人跳下马来平顶
[00:01:43] 身高九尺挂零
[00:01:46] 头上戴着三叉束发紫金冠
[00:01:50] 身穿麒麟甲
[00:01:53] 外罩百花袍
[00:01:56] ***压起一匹大红马
[00:02:00] 掌中擎着一条手
[00:02:02] 方天画戟
[00:02:06] 就好像那画上画的小温侯吕布相似
[00:02:13] 所不同的是
[00:02:15] 他肩头横担花虎尾
[00:02:18] 脑后斜插雉鸡翎
[00:02:21] 乃是一员番将
[00:02:25] 这人不超过30 岁
[00:02:29] 上垂手就是突厥国的大帅兴星胆
[00:02:34] 下垂手就是护国军师昆仑老道
[00:02:40] 公主古月婵在他身后跟随
[00:02:44] 马前排列着突厥的八猛
[00:02:52] 花木兰呢
[00:02:54] 在战马之上
[00:02:55] 也看得非常真切
[00:02:57] 不由得心中暗想
[00:03:01] 怪不得突厥国这几年这么不好惹
[00:03:05] 果然兵精将猛啊
[00:03:09] 可不知道这员大将是谁
[00:03:13] 木兰正在心中乱想呢
[00:03:16] 单说这位突厥的驸马爷
[00:03:20] 一马当先来到两军阵
[00:03:23] 诶噗
[00:03:28] 把掌中方天画戟一晃
[00:03:31] 高声断喝
[00:03:33] 呔
[00:03:35] 随将哪个过来送死
[00:03:41] 独孤亮不敢过去
[00:03:44] 对
[00:03:44] 众将说
[00:03:45] 众位
[00:03:47] 养兵千日
[00:03:49] 用在一时
[00:03:52] 哪位将军去战番将
[00:03:57] 元帅
[00:03:58] 我去
[00:04:00] 独孤亮一看
[00:04:02] 正是猛将李忠
[00:04:04] 李将军要多加小心遵令
[00:04:09] 诶
[00:04:09] 快快快快
[00:04:13] 李忠催马晃大斧子来到这位翻将驸马的面前
[00:04:20] 诶呀
[00:04:22] 把战马带住
[00:04:24] 把大斧子平端
[00:04:25] 哇哇暴叫
[00:04:27] 我对面来的胡人
[00:04:30] 你究竟是谁
[00:04:33] 你先甭问我
[00:04:34] 我先问问你吧
[00:04:36] 你叫什么名儿
[00:04:38] 李忠是爷
[00:04:41] 无名的小辈
[00:04:43] 我打的乃是有名的上将
[00:04:46] 我的几下不死无名之鬼
[00:04:49] 你赶紧逃命去吧
[00:04:52] 你放屁
[00:04:53] 金斧子
[00:04:57] 李忠抡斧便砍
[00:05:00] 跟这位驸马站在一处
[00:05:02] 没有三个照面
[00:05:04] 大腿上挨了一挤哦
[00:05:09] 拨马败回本队
[00:05:13] 独孤亮一看
[00:05:15] 这家真够厉害的
[00:05:17] 问两旁哪位将军上阵
[00:05:21] 我去
[00:05:24] 猛将黄人晃镔铁
[00:05:27] 双锤催马奔两军阵
[00:05:31] 跟这位驸马话不投机
[00:05:33] 当场动手捶击
[00:05:35] 舞动如飞
[00:05:37] 三个照面扑屁股蛋子上挨个眼儿
[00:05:42] 黄仁是大败而回
[00:05:46] 书说简短
[00:05:49] 人家这位驸马没费吹灰之力
[00:05:52] 就剩了五寨
[00:05:55] 突厥兵士气高涨
[00:05:57] 把骨恨们都勒破了
[00:06:00] 喊杀如雷
[00:06:02] 震动天地呀
[00:06:05] 哎呀
[00:06:06] 把独孤亮汗都急的冒出来了
[00:06:09] 今儿个是出师不利呀
[00:06:12] 他斜眼几角往旁边一看
[00:06:15] 他这气儿就不打一处来
[00:06:18] 什么原因呢
[00:06:20] 他一看本队啊
[00:06:21] 分的非常清
[00:06:23] 他的人马靠左边一点
[00:06:26] 太平侯韩秦豹的人马靠着右边一点
[00:06:32] 人家自成一堆
[00:06:34] 界限分明
[00:06:36] 再看太平侯手下的战将
[00:06:39] 一个个都冷笑不语
[00:06:43] 哎呀
[00:06:46] 独孤量心说
[00:06:48] 这是看我的哈哈笑啊
[00:06:51] 我这打了败仗了
[00:06:53] 他们那还乐
[00:06:54] 真是气死人也
[00:06:58] 他赶紧把马一拨
[00:07:00] 靠近太平侯侯爷
[00:07:07] 什么事
[00:07:08] 今天出师不利
[00:07:11] 您看的挺清
[00:07:13] 咱们连败了五阵
[00:07:15] 这个番将十分了得
[00:07:19] 侯爷
[00:07:20] 是不是您得帮帮我的忙啊
[00:07:23] 诶
[00:07:25] 大帅言之差异
[00:07:27] 您是督招讨兵马大元帅
[00:07:31] 专门指挥冲锋陷阵
[00:07:34] 暴打前敌
[00:07:36] 老朽无能
[00:07:38] 无非是个押粮运草的小官
[00:07:42] 我手下的也都是兵丁
[00:07:45] 没有一个大将
[00:07:47] 你看这帮人
[00:07:48] 拖了马桶就是伙夫
[00:07:51] 哪能帮得了你的忙呢
[00:07:54] 各位侯爷
[00:07:56] 您别开玩笑了
[00:07:59] 虽然说咱们的职务不同
[00:08:03] 毕竟都是朝廷大臣
[00:08:06] 遇上这种事儿
[00:08:08] 你焉有不管之理呀
[00:08:10] 是不是你也派人抵挡一阵
[00:08:14] 本帅这厢有礼了
[00:08:19] 独国亮嘴这么说
[00:08:22] 心里坐上劲儿了
[00:08:24] 心说
[00:08:24] 老匹夫
[00:08:25] 我叫你拆我的台
[00:08:29] 这阵儿我不惹你
[00:08:31] 等奏凯还朝的时候
[00:08:34] 我在皇上的面前狠狠揍你一本非
[00:08:38] 把你的官职一撸到底
[00:08:40] 好一好把你投进大牢
[00:08:44] 方解我胸中之寒
[00:08:47] 你看这小子
[00:08:49] 笑脸杀人贼呀
[00:08:53] 太平侯点了点头
[00:08:55] 好吧
[00:08:57] 既然大帅赏脸
[00:08:59] 咱们就试试啊
[00:09:01] 呃
[00:09:04] 弟兄们
[00:09:06] 方才元帅跟我商量
[00:09:09] 咱们同保朝廷
[00:09:12] 不能在这儿看哈哈笑
[00:09:15] 实质上咱没看哈哈笑
[00:09:17] 这不都在站脚助威吗
[00:09:20] 元帅求到名下了
[00:09:23] 咱们就得尽力帮忙
[00:09:27] 我说你们哪位出战呢啊
[00:09:30] 这番将可厉害啊
[00:09:33] 要多加谨慎
[00:09:35] 我去
[00:09:37] 头一个就是郑九辰
[00:09:41] 好啊
[00:09:43] 症状是你要多加谨慎
[00:09:46] 是哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:09:50] 正九辰拍马舞刀来到两军阵
[00:09:53] 把掌中青龙刀劈断
[00:09:56] 诶
[00:09:58] 在
[00:10:00] 对面的胡人
[00:10:02] 你究竟是谁
[00:10:05] 还不报名上来
[00:10:09] 这位驸马上一眼下一眼看了看
[00:10:14] 按条大指
[00:10:15] 嗯
[00:10:17] 打了这么半天呢
[00:10:19] 这位倒有几分英雄气概
[00:10:22] 他一看郑九辰
[00:10:23] 身高九尺挂零
[00:10:25] 肩宽背厚
[00:10:26] 膀大腰圆
[00:10:28] 面如重枣
[00:10:29] 卧蚕眉
[00:10:30] 丹凤眼
[00:10:31] 五柳胡须
[00:10:32] 掌中青龙刀
[00:10:34] 真好像画上的关羽关云长相似啊
[00:10:40] 你是谁
[00:10:41] 赵九辰师爷
[00:10:44] 官居何止诶
[00:10:47] 我乃铡草喂马的马童啊
[00:10:53] 其实他不是马桶
[00:10:55] 但是呢
[00:10:56] 他不想超过花木兰
[00:10:58] 因此顺口答音才这么说的
[00:11:02] 这驸马根本就不信
[00:11:05] 你可真能开玩笑
[00:11:09] 好吧
[00:11:10] 既然你不肯报通真名实姓
[00:11:15] 那讲不了说不起
[00:11:17] 我可要撒野了
[00:11:20] 着急啪就是一起
[00:11:23] 正九辰合刀往外招架
[00:11:26] 二马盘桓站在一处
[00:11:30] 他们俩这一打
[00:11:32] 两边的人都惊呆了
[00:11:35] 心说
[00:11:36] 这真是关羽战温侯啊
[00:11:40] 你看那位驸马
[00:11:42] 阴盔素甲
[00:11:44] 小白脸子
[00:11:45] 掌中方天画戟
[00:11:47] 活脱就是吕文侯
[00:11:49] 这位就是关羽关云长
[00:11:52] 打的太好看了
[00:11:55] 结果两个人打斗到20 回合
[00:11:59] 没分上下
[00:12:01] 这位驸马虚晃一戟
[00:12:04] 拨马跳出圈外
[00:12:06] 袁军卖
[00:12:09] 姓张的罢了
[00:12:12] 果然是个英雄
[00:12:14] 本驸马有好生之德
[00:12:17] 不忍把你伤着
[00:12:19] 逃命去吧
[00:12:22] 虽然你这两下子不含糊
[00:12:24] 但是你不是本宫的对手
[00:12:27] 再换个有能耐的人吧
[00:12:29] 你胡说八道
[00:12:31] 接刀
[00:12:32] 唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰
[00:12:35] 正九辰闹了个大红脸
[00:12:37] 心里不服气
[00:12:38] 二次动手就激怒了这位驸马
[00:12:43] 一边打着
[00:12:44] 一边跟郑九辰说
[00:12:46] 你真有点不识抬举
[00:12:48] 好吧
[00:12:49] 既然这样
[00:12:50] 我把实话告诉你
[00:12:53] 记住啊
[00:12:53] 右腿
[00:12:55] 离腿根儿不远
[00:12:57] 一寸远的地方
[00:12:59] 我扎你一挤
[00:13:01] 这几不深扎一寸二分身
[00:13:06] 不相信回去找尺梁
[00:13:09] 现在我可要动手了
[00:13:11] 郑九辰一听你太能欺负人了
[00:13:14] 你说话简直都悬透了
[00:13:17] 哦
[00:13:18] 尺寸都告诉我了
[00:13:20] 这下子可够狂的啊
[00:13:23] 结果人家不是狂
[00:13:25] 又打到七八个会合
[00:13:27] 就见这位驸马大戟虚晃
[00:13:31] 啪啪啪使了个盖顶三戟
[00:13:34] 郑九成光顾
[00:13:35] 忙活上头了
[00:13:37] 没注意人家手腕子突然一翻
[00:13:41] 咔
[00:13:42] 大戟奔下边来了
[00:13:45] 就抬腿跟这啊
[00:13:47] 捧给来个眼儿
[00:13:50] 把郑九辰疼的哎呦一声是拨马就走
[00:13:55] 等回去一看
[00:13:57] 血淌下来了
[00:13:58] 军医官
[00:13:59] 赶紧过来给治伤
[00:14:01] 张九辰不服气儿
[00:14:03] 先等等
[00:14:03] 等等
[00:14:05] 找东西给我量量
[00:14:06] 到底这窟窿眼有多深
[00:14:09] 哎呀
[00:14:10] 郑将军
[00:14:10] 算了
[00:14:11] 您置这气干嘛
[00:14:12] 打仗没好手
[00:14:14] 骂人没好口
[00:14:16] 那叫吹的牛
[00:14:17] 不不不
[00:14:17] 我非两两不可
[00:14:19] 差一点我也不服气儿
[00:14:21] 有人用尺棍一量
[00:14:23] 还真就是一刺二
[00:14:26] 正九辰这才服气啊
[00:14:29] 当然
[00:14:30] 这伤病不重
[00:14:31] 上上点药包扎完了
[00:14:33] 不出血了
[00:14:34] 这就算好了
[00:14:35] 这时陆秉章陆二爷过来了
[00:14:39] 大哥
[00:14:41] 您伤重不重
[00:14:42] 没关系
[00:14:44] 扎个小眼还难得住我吗
[00:14:46] 既然如此
[00:14:47] 兄弟
[00:14:48] 我给你出气
[00:14:49] 诶
[00:14:50] 啪啪啪啪
[00:14:53] 他背着双棒
[00:14:55] 手中晃动丈八蛇矛
[00:14:58] 枪是直奔两军阵
[00:15:02] 两旁的军兵一看
[00:15:04] 哗全乐了
[00:15:07] 心说
[00:15:07] 走了个关羽
[00:15:09] 又来了个猛张飞一瞅
[00:15:13] 这位人高马大真好比烟熏的太岁
[00:15:17] 火燎的金刚啊
[00:15:20] 确实像张翼德
[00:15:24] 这位驸马也乐了
[00:15:27] 哎哟
[00:15:28] 今儿这事儿真巧了
[00:15:30] 这位将军尊姓大名啊
[00:15:34] 我陆秉章师爷官居何职
[00:15:39] 马桶啊
[00:15:41] 你甭问我们出镇的没有官接毛吧
[00:15:47] 陆秉章的能耐
[00:15:49] 比正九辰可高啊
[00:15:52] 心说他有劲儿
[00:15:54] 这条蛇矛枪舞动无非啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
[00:16:00] 两个人打了40 多个回合
[00:16:02] 没分胜负
[00:16:05] 打着
[00:16:06] 打着
[00:16:07] 这位驸马突然拨马跳出圈外
[00:16:11] 不打了
[00:16:13] 好了好好
[00:16:14] 先别打了
[00:16:15] 罢了
[00:16:17] 真是位英雄
[00:16:19] 我服气了
[00:16:21] 你比刚才那位还强着不少
[00:16:25] 咱交个朋友吧
[00:16:27] 日后见面后
[00:16:30] 彼此有个关照
[00:16:32] 你胡说八道
[00:16:34] 咱们是两国的仇敌
[00:16:36] 交狗屁朋友
[00:16:37] 你接枪
[00:16:38] 慢着
[00:16:40] 陆秉章
[00:16:41] 你可别不识抬举
[00:16:44] 既然敬酒不吃
[00:16:45] 想吃罚酒
[00:16:47] 你离倒霉可不远了
[00:16:50] 看着没
[00:16:51] 正九辰怎么受的伤
[00:16:53] 我叫你跟他相似
[00:16:56] 在腿上来个眼儿
[00:16:59] 尺寸也是一寸二分
[00:17:02] 你胡说
[00:17:04] 结果人家真没胡说
[00:17:06] 二人第二次交手五六个回合之后
[00:17:11] 噗
[00:17:11] 哎哟
[00:17:14] 陆秉章受伤
[00:17:16] 是拨马败归
[00:17:18] 本队一看可不是吗
[00:17:21] 这眼儿深浅大小
[00:17:23] 跟郑九辰真就相似
[00:17:27] 这哥俩都乐了
[00:17:28] 是气的军医官过来
[00:17:31] 赶紧给上药
[00:17:32] 包扎暂且不说
[00:17:35] 太平侯一瞅
[00:17:36] 这两员大将都败了
[00:17:38] 他心也没底了
[00:17:39] 呃呃
[00:17:41] 我
[00:17:41] 各位
[00:17:42] 各位
[00:17:42] 沉住气
[00:17:43] 沉住气啊
[00:17:45] 打仗这玩意儿
[00:17:46] 得心平气和
[00:17:49] 太着急了
[00:17:51] 往往就非打败仗不可
[00:17:54] 没我的话
[00:17:55] 谁也不出马
[00:17:57] 这这这
[00:17:59] 穆力啊
[00:18:00] 你你你看这这这怎么办
[00:18:03] 其实啊
[00:18:05] 他的意思就是叫花木兰出马
[00:18:09] 花木兰多聪明
[00:18:11] 一听就懂了
[00:18:13] 侯爷
[00:18:14] 这个驸马果然是厉害
[00:18:17] 即法精奇
[00:18:19] 武艺出众
[00:18:21] 我去呀
[00:18:22] 恐怕也白给
[00:18:23] 不过打仗亲兄弟
[00:18:25] 上阵父子兵
[00:18:26] 我跟这些弟兄同甘共苦
[00:18:29] 大家受了伤我也不能看着
[00:18:33] 我就厚着脸皮讨之令去斗番将
[00:18:37] 莫莉可多多的加小心
[00:18:40] 你别再弄个眼儿回来
[00:18:42] 可就够呛了
[00:18:44] 您放心吧
[00:18:46] 花木兰刚想出阵
[00:18:49] 铁三刚在旁边过来了对不对
[00:18:52] 兄弟
[00:18:54] 杀鸡焉用牛刀
[00:18:57] 用不着
[00:18:58] 你把他交给我就得了
[00:19:01] 铁三刚一听打仗啊
[00:19:04] 眼着毛都乐开花了
[00:19:06] 还没等花木兰说话呢
[00:19:09] 就见这位
[00:19:11] 晃动两条大长腿
[00:19:13] 唰唰唰唰唰唰来到两军寨
[00:19:18] 把掌中的大棍平端是哇哇暴叫
[00:19:25] 那边说他不是没棍子了
[00:19:27] 不是没了
[00:19:29] 他把棍子落到家了
[00:19:32] 自从他到了绥营之后
[00:19:34] 经过休整
[00:19:36] 他抽了个时间回家
[00:19:38] 又把棍子取来了
[00:19:41] 你想老拿人当武器
[00:19:44] 那也不是长久之计
[00:19:47] 闲言少叙
[00:19:49] 铁三刚是个部下的将官
[00:19:51] 起码他觉着别扭
[00:19:54] 就在那儿站着
[00:19:55] 比别人在马上骑着也矮不了多少
[00:19:59] 对
[00:20:01] 我小白脸子
[00:20:02] 认得爷爷我是谁吗
[00:20:05] 嗯
[00:20:08] 这位北国的驸马看了看
[00:20:10] 哎呀
[00:20:11] 真是一员虎将
[00:20:13] 在马前一站
[00:20:15] 真好像半截黑塔相似
[00:20:19] 那棍怎么那么粗
[00:20:21] 是顶门杠子
[00:20:23] 还是空心的
[00:20:27] 要真是实凿的
[00:20:28] 这一条棍没有200斤也差不多少
[00:20:33] 所以这驸马看着就有点儿发傻了
[00:20:37] 我
[00:20:37] 你瞅什么
[00:20:38] 你是哑巴怎么的
[00:20:40] 我问你的话你没听见吗
[00:20:47] 对面来人
[00:20:49] 你叫什么名
[00:20:51] 铁三钢
[00:20:52] 你听这名
[00:20:54] 又有铁又有钢
[00:20:56] 你怕不怕
[00:20:57] 嗯
[00:20:58] 是怪吓人的
[00:21:00] 你也是随营的将官吗
[00:21:03] 不是
[00:21:04] 我也是个马桶
[00:21:06] 跟我兄弟花木丽在一块儿混饭吃呵
[00:21:12] 这驸马心说
[00:21:14] 都说隋炀帝昏君无道
[00:21:17] 今日一见是一点儿不假呀
[00:21:20] 手下这么多大将
[00:21:23] 怎么都是马桶呢诶
[00:21:26] 看来他不懂得用人呢
[00:21:29] 这个国家是非败不可
[00:21:33] 这员虎将多讨人喜欢
[00:21:36] 真跟个金头大老虎差不多少
[00:21:40] 你还没打仗呢
[00:21:41] 他对铁三钢就有五分喜爱
[00:21:46] 姓铁子
[00:21:47] 你也想跟本宫动手不成
[00:21:50] 对了
[00:21:51] 我专门收拾你这小白脸子
[00:21:55] 你瞅你长得人模狗样的
[00:21:58] 你为什么领兵带队攻打我们大隋
[00:22:01] 为什么烧我们的房子
[00:22:03] 杀我们的百姓
[00:22:05] 你们跟野兽有什么区别呀
[00:22:09] 我娘告诉我了
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