[00:00:03] Yeah [00:00:04] // [00:00:04] It's officially the biggest midget in the game [00:00:07] 这是游戏中正式最大的侏儒 [00:00:07] I dunno [00:00:13] 我不知道 [00:00:13] Make way for the Ess Oh Vee [00:00:16] 是走S形还是V形 [00:00:16] Love me or hate me it's still an obsession [00:00:18] 爱我还是恨我 这依然是困扰 [00:00:18] Love me or hate me that is the question [00:00:20] 爱我还是恨我 这是个问题 [00:00:20] If you love me then thank you [00:00:22] 如果你爱我 那谢谢你 [00:00:22] If you hate me then f**k you [00:00:24] 如果你恨我 那你在胡说八道 [00:00:24] Love me or hate me it's still an obsession [00:00:26] 爱我还是恨我 这依然是困扰 [00:00:26] Love me or hate me that is the question [00:00:28] 爱我还是恨我 这是个问题 [00:00:28] If you love me then thank you [00:00:30] 如果你爱我 那谢谢你 [00:00:30] If you hate me then f**k you [00:00:32] 如果你恨我 那你在胡说八道 [00:00:32] I'm fat I need a diet [00:00:33] 我很胖我需要节食 [00:00:33] Na in fact I'm just too light and [00:00:36] 事实上我太轻了 [00:00:36] I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s [00:00:38] 我不会得到最大的猛兽 [00:00:38] But I wrote all the best disses [00:00:40] 但是我写下所有的羞辱 [00:00:40] I got hairy armpits [00:00:41] 我的腋下多毛 [00:00:41] But I don't walk around like this [00:00:44] 但是我不像这样到处走 [00:00:44] I wear a big baggy T-shirt [00:00:46] 我穿一件宽松的T恤 [00:00:46] That hides that nasty sh*t [00:00:48] 隐藏肮脏的东西 [00:00:48] Ugh never had my nails done [00:00:50] 从没修剪我的指甲 [00:00:50] Bite them down until they're numb [00:00:52] 咬着他们直到他们麻木 [00:00:52] I'm the one with a non-existent bum [00:00:54] 我是不会发出嗡嗡声的人 [00:00:54] I don't really give a UGH [00:00:57] 我真的不介意 [00:00:57] I'm missing my shepherd's pie [00:00:57] 我丢失了我的肉馅土豆馅饼 [00:00:57] Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds [00:01:00] 就像一个难伺候的女人丢失了她的钻石 [00:01:00] I'm missing my Clipper lighters [00:01:02] 我是一个没有加密的打火机 [00:01:02] Now bow down to your royal highness [00:01:04] 现在向你的皇帝陛下鞠躬 [00:01:04] No I don't own a corgi [00:01:06] 我没有小狗 [00:01:06] I had a hampster [00:01:07] 我有一只仓鼠 [00:01:07] It died cos I ignored it [00:01:08] 它死了因为我无视它 [00:01:08] Go on then go on report me [00:01:09] 继续向我汇报 [00:01:09] I'm English try and deport me [00:01:12] 我是英国人 尝试惩罚我 [00:01:12] Love me or hate me it's still an obsession [00:01:14] 爱我还是恨我 这依然是困扰 [00:01:14] Love me or hate me that is the question [00:01:16] 爱我还是恨我 这是个问题 [00:01:16] If you love me then thank you [00:01:18] 如果你爱我 那谢谢你 [00:01:18] If you hate me then f**k you [00:01:20] 如果你恨我 那你在胡说八道 [00:01:20] Love me or hate me it's still an obsession [00:01:22] 爱我还是恨我 这依然是困扰 [00:01:22] Love me or hate me that is the question [00:01:24] 爱我还是恨我 这是个问题 [00:01:24] If you love me then thank you [00:01:26] 如果你爱我 那谢谢你 [00:01:26] If you hate me then f**k you [00:01:28] 如果你恨我 那你在胡说八道 [00:01:28] I'm a funky little monkey [00:01:30] 我是一个时髦的小猴子 [00:01:30] With the tiniest ears [00:01:32] 有着最小的耳朵 [00:01:32] I don't like drinking fancy champi [00:01:33] 我不喜欢喝香槟 [00:01:33] I stick with Heineken beers [00:01:36] 我喜欢喝喜力啤酒 [00:01:36] Oops might burp in your face [00:01:38] 糟糕 也许当着你的面打嗝 [00:01:38] A little unladylike what can I say [00:01:40] 有点不像淑女的,我能说什么呢 [00:01:40] Well oh gosh I'm not posh me I wear odd socks [00:01:42] 我不时髦 我穿着奇怪的袜子 [00:01:42] I do what I'm doing yeah [00:01:44] 我做着我要做的事 [00:01:44] So everybody's entitled to opinions