[00:00:00] Batman vs Sherlock Holmes - Epic Rap Battles of History [00:00:13] // [00:00:13] Nice hat dork [00:00:15] 不错的帽子 傻子 [00:00:15] You look like a duck [00:00:17] 你看起来风生水起 [00:00:17] I had Alfred read your books [00:00:19] 我让Alfred阅读你的书 [00:00:19] He told me they suck [00:00:20] 他告诉我他们真的很糟糕 [00:00:20] I'll crush your British nuts until [00:00:22] 我会伤害你那颗狂热的心 直到 [00:00:22] They're bangers and mash [00:00:23] 令它变得粉碎 [00:00:23] I've seen better detective [00:00:25] 我见过更好的侦探 [00:00:25] Work in Tango & Cash [00:00:27] 在探戈与加什工作 [00:00:27] You chump I kick punks [00:00:29] 你这个笨蛋 我会打朋克 [00:00:29] Like you off the streets [00:00:30] 会把你踢到街上 [00:00:30] While you and Velma here are [00:00:32] 当你和Velma都在这里的时候 [00:00:32] Solving Scooby Doo mysteries [00:00:34] 解开Scooby Doo 的谜团 [00:00:34] Nothing makes me laugh [00:00:35] 没有什么值得我好笑的 [00:00:35] But I bet your raps can [00:00:37] 但是我打赌你的说唱可以 [00:00:37] So bring it on b**ch I'm Batman [00:00:41] 所以赶紧开始吧 坏女人 我是蝙蝠侠 [00:00:41] I once met a rich fellow [00:00:42] 有一次我见到一个有钱的朋友 [00:00:42] Who smelled of guano and pain [00:00:44] 他实在是太令人恶心了 [00:00:44] Holmes explain [00:00:45] Holmes解释说 [00:00:45] I deduce this douce stain as [00:00:46] 我猜这些污点就像是 [00:00:46] Bruce Wayne [00:00:47] Bruce Wayne的 [00:00:47] The billionaire [00:00:48] 富豪们 [00:00:48] Yes his wealth would allow [00:00:49] 是的 他财大气粗 [00:00:49] This adversary of hours [00:00:51] 在这属于对手的时间里 [00:00:51] To afford the toys his needs [00:00:52] 根据他的需要来提供这些玩具 [00:00:52] Since he has no superpowers [00:00:54] 由于他没有超能力 [00:00:54] You want to battle [00:00:55] 你想要斗争 [00:00:55] Bat Bring it then [00:00:57] 那么来吧 [00:00:57] I heard he has a British butler [00:00:58] 我听说他有一个英国管家 [00:00:58] Good Then he'll be used to [00:01:00] 很好 那么他会习惯 [00:01:00] Getting served by Englishmen [00:01:01] 被英国人服务 [00:01:01] You're a wack vigilante [00:01:02] 你就是个怪异的警卫员 [00:01:02] Black pantied spud with no skill [00:01:04] 穿着黑色的短裤没有任何技能 [00:01:04] My sidekick's a doctor [00:01:06] 我的伙伴是一个医生 [00:01:06] Because his flows are so ill [00:01:08] 因为他的资金流出现了问题 [00:01:08] Shut up nerds [00:01:10] 闭嘴 讨厌鬼 [00:01:10] I serve justice so eat it [00:01:11] 我为正义服务 把这些都吃光 [00:01:11] My sidekick only comes around [00:01:14] 我的医生朋友会过来 [00:01:14] When he's needed [00:01:15] 当别人需要他的时候 [00:01:15] Boy wonder make you wonder [00:01:16] 迷惑的人会令你更加迷惑 [00:01:16] How your a** got killed [00:01:17] 你是怎么被杀死的 [00:01:17] Bite harder than those hounds [00:01:18] 比那些猎犬更狠地咬着 [00:01:18] Down in Baskerville [00:01:18] 回到Baskerville [00:01:18] I'll bust you with [00:01:19] 我会打你 [00:01:19] That bat-whack-rap repellant [00:01:20] 用棍棒狠狠伤害你 [00:01:20] Rappel a building snatch a villain [00:01:21] 用绳索从楼上滑下 赶走坏人 [00:01:21] Then by dinner be chilling [00:01:21] 在晚饭的时候会冷静下来 [00:01:21] Gotta secret about your [00:01:22] 我有关于你的女孩的秘密 [00:01:22] Homegirl Irene Adler [00:01:24] Irene Adler的同乡 [00:01:24] Took her back to my nest [00:01:25] 把她带到我这里来 [00:01:25] To bam pow kersplat her [00:01:26] 来质问她 [00:01:26] I'll shatter that fiddle [00:01:26] 我会砸烂那个小提琴 [00:01:26] With a chop of the hand [00:01:27] 用我的手 [00:01:27] Holy Conan Doyle [00:01:28] Conan Doyle [00:01:28] Let's get em Aw god damn