[00:00:00] My Band (我的乐队) - D-12 [00:00:01] 腾讯享有本翻译作品的著作权 [00:00:01] I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t [00:00:05] 我不知道,哥们,我想所有人都在嫉妒或是胡扯 [00:00:05] Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude [00:00:07] 因为我是一个乐队的主唱,哥们 [00:00:07] And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude [00:00:10] 我想这就是人们总缠着我的原因,哥们 [00:00:10] And they need to take it up with me after the show [00:00:15] 他们需要在演出之后和我互动 [00:00:15] Because [00:00:16] 因为 [00:00:16] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:00:20] 这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [00:00:20] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:00:23] 但她们都缠着要和我握手 [00:00:23] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:00:28] 因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 [00:00:28] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:00:31] 所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 [00:00:31] So I get offstage right drop the mic [00:00:33] 所以我扔下麦克风,离开舞台 [00:00:33] Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like [00:00:35] 走向那些火辣的小姑娘,开始嘻哈 [00:00:35] Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby [00:00:39] 嘿,美女们,我是Slim Shady,我是D-12乐队的主唱 [00:00:39] And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock [00:00:46] 她们反应大同小异,哦上帝是他,该死的上帝是艾米纳姆,我向上帝发誓,哥们你真摇滚,让我们亲密接触吧 [00:00:46] Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:00:49] 此时此刻,乐队其他成员开始嫉妒 [00:00:49] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas [00:00:51] 尤其当我降下节奏开始清唱 [00:00:51] All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes [00:00:53] 所有的女孩都疯狂尖叫,所有性感火辣的宝贝 [00:00:53] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage [00:00:55] 把她们的内衣衬衫和内裤扔到舞台上 [00:00:55] So like every single night they pick a fight with me [00:00:57] 所以几乎每晚我们都找茬打架 [00:00:57] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry [00:00:59] 不过这种争吵其实好像是手足之争 [00:00:59] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me [00:01:01] 因为第二天晚上他们又会和我一起同台演出 [00:01:01] Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me [00:01:03] 哥们,我想你只是想要遮住我的光芒 [00:01:03] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [00:01:05] 昨天Kuniva甚至要对我动刀 [00:01:05] Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be [00:01:07] 因为我告诉他Jessica Alba是我的未婚妻 [00:01:07] This rockstar sh*t is the life for me [00:01:09] 摇滚明星就是我的命运 [00:01:09] And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b [00:01:12] 其他的家伙都鄙视我 [00:01:12] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:01:16] 这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [00:01:16] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:01:20] 但她们都缠着要和我握手 [00:01:20] Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:01:23] 因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 [00:01:23] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:01:27] 所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 [00:01:27] My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby [00:01:40] 我的乐队,宝贝 [00:01:40] (alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ) [00:01:43] 是的,它是我的,它是我的,啊哈,喔,哥们 [00:01:43] You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you [00:01:45] 你就是想看黑人站在后面是吧 [00:01:45] Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes [00:01:47] 为什么我们不想原来那样说唱 [00:01:47] Smash these vocals and do a performance [00:01:49] 击败这些主唱去做表演 [00:01:49] But we in a van and he in a tour bus [00:01:51] 但我们做坐的是货车,人家坐的是巡演大巴 [00:01:51] You don't want my autograph youse a liar [00:01:53] 不想要我的签名,你是个骗子 [00:01:53] And nah I'm Swift [00:01:54] 不,我是Swift [00:01:54] (Oh I thought you were Kuniva) [00:01:55] 哦,我把你当成Kuniva了 [00:01:55] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room [00:01:57] 我们的化妆室更是如同地狱 [00:01:57] Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal [00:01:59] 我们的看起来小之又小 [00:01:59] See I know how to rap it's simple but [00:02:01] 看我知道怎么饶舌,这很简单,但是 [00:02:01] All I did is read a Russell Simmons book [00:02:03] 我所做的是读了一本Russell Simmons的书 [00:02:03] So I'm all intact trying to get on the map [00:02:05] 我会完好的呈献给大家 [00:02:05] Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back [00:02:07] 像个乱蹦的骡子一样表演被人鞭打着前进 [00:02:07] Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t [00:02:09] 看着他扭动得臀部,想来真是糟糕 [00:02:09] *Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips [00:02:11] 耶,我知道他可以做所有的翻转动作 [00:02:11] Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue [00:02:13] 嘿,我记得咱们要和DJ Clue做个访谈 [00:02:13] Eminem No I had an interview not you two [00:02:15] Eminem,是我要做访谈,和你们俩无关 [00:02:15] You gonna be late for sound-check [00:02:16] 你试音要迟到了 [00:02:16] *Man I ain't going to sound-check [00:02:17] 伙计们,我才不去试音 [00:02:17] *And our mikes is screwed up [00:02:19] 我们的麦克风破烂不堪 [00:02:19] *And his always sound best [00:02:19] 但它的声音总是完美无缺 [00:02:19] *You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin' [00:02:21] 你们知道吗,伙计们,我有话要说 [00:02:21] *Hey yo Em [00:02:22] 嘿,你Em [00:02:22] Eminem You got something to say [00:02:23] Eminem,你有话要说吗 [00:02:23] *Man nothing [00:02:23] 伙计,没什么 [00:02:23] *I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up [00:02:25] 我想你大概是想告诉大家发生了什么 [00:02:25] *Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up [00:02:27] 我想说的时候自然会说,你闭嘴 [00:02:27] *And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew [00:02:29] 我们是一个团队,而你甚至反对我 [00:02:29] Man I was about to talk right after you [00:02:31] 伙计,我本打算在你后面说的 [00:02:31] *Aw man whatever [00:02:32] 伙计,无所谓 [00:02:32] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:02:32] 这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [00:02:32] *I swear I swear man [00:02:35] 我谩骂,我谩骂,伙计 [00:02:35] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:02:40] 但她们都缠着要和我握手 [00:02:40] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:02:43] 因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 [00:02:43] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:02:47] 所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 [00:02:47] They say the lead singers rock but the group is not [00:02:49] 他们说主唱摇滚,但组合并不摇滚 [00:02:49] Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks [00:02:50] 从大型场地到露天公园,我们场场爆满 [00:02:50] I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot [00:02:53] 我要让全世界知道我们是最棒的 [00:02:53] I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo what's-) [00:02:55] 我要在音乐奏响的一刻切断他的麦克,嘿,你这是干什么 [00:02:55] Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan [00:02:57] 准备好好教训愚蠢的歌迷 [00:02:57] Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band [00:02:59] 每次我听到,我爱你的乐队 [00:02:59] We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments [00:03:01] 我们不是乐队,笨蛋,我们不玩乐器 [00:03:01] So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent