May I have your attention please 请注意 May I have your attention please 请注意 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up 哪位是真正的slim shady　请站起来 We're going to have a problem here 好像出问题了 Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before 好像你们从来没见过白人似的 Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door 下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门 Started whoopin her a** worse than before 就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热 They first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） 他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上 It's the return of the 这就是回报 Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he 不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗 And Dr Dre said 然后Dr Dre说 Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） 什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里 Feminist women love Eminem 女权主义的女人热爱eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him slim shady 我讨厌死他 Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what 看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的 Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though 你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱 Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋 But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms 但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了 Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose 有时我想看看电视放松 But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose 但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的 My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips 我游荡在你唇边 And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss 如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻 And that's the message that we deliver to little kids 那是我们要生孩子的信号 And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is 我希望他们不知道女人的私处 Of course they gonna know what intercourse is 但他们总归会知道 By the time they hit 4th grade 上四年级的时候 They got the discovery channel don't they 他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗 We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals 我们都是哺乳动物 Who cut other people open like cantaloupes 有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样 But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱 Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope 那两个男人确实可以去私奔了 But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote 要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的 Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes 女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱 I'm Slim Shady 我是slim shady （Chorus） // Yes I'm the real Shady 是的我是真的shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 其他的slim shady都是伪装的 So won't the real Slim Shady 所以真的slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 请站起来站起来站起来 Becuase I'm Slim Shady 因为我是slim shady Yes I'm the real Shady 是的我是真的shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 其他的slim shady 都是伪装的 So won't the real Slim shady 所以真正的slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 请站起来站起来站起来 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人 Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too 所以我骂他 You think I give a damm about a Grammy 你认为我侮辱格莱美 Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me 一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在 But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird 但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗 Why So you guys can just lie to get me here 为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来 So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears 你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置 So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst 我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边 And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first 听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休 Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV 坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害 Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe 她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim I should download her audio on mp3 我应该下载她的歌 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） 然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me 你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽 So I've been sent here to destroy you 所以我是被派来毁掉你们的 And theres a million of us just like me 还有一批人像我一样 Who cuss like me 骂人也像我 Who just don't give a f**k like me 只是不会乱搞男女关系 Who dress like me 穿着像我 Walk talk and act like me 走路说话都像我 It just might be the next best thing 这几乎是最好的事了 But not quite me 但他们还不是我 I'm Slim Shady 我是slim shady Yes I'm the real Shady 是的我是真正的slim shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我 So won't the real Slim Shady 所以真正的slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 请站起来站起来站起来 Becuase I'm Slim Shady 因为我是slim shady Yes I'm the real Shady 是的我是真正的slim shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我 So won't the real Slim shady 所以真正的slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 请站起来站起来站起来 I'm like a headtrip to listen to 我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理 Cause I'm only giving you 因为我只会奉献 Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑 The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll 不同的是我在人前敢说 And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all 我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜 I just get on the mic and spit it 我拿起话筒开始吐槽它 And whether you like to admit it （rip） 不管你接不接受 I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there 我会比百分之90的说唱歌手骂得更赞 Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums 你们担心小孩怎么吸收这些歌曲的精华 Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 这很有趣 因为我三十岁的时候受到责骂 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty 只有我敢在护士之家轻浮护士 Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking 我捏她们的臀部 But this whole bag of viagra isn't working 然后亲热 And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' 每个人心里都隐藏着slim shady He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings 他可以是在汉堡王工作 往洋葱圈里吐口水 Or in the parking lot circling 或者在停车场开车绕圈 Screaming I don't give a f**k 在胡乱尖叫 With his windows down and system up 他把窗户摇下情绪高涨 So will the real Shady please stand up 所以真正的slim shady请站起来 And put one of those fingures on each hand up 竖起你的中指 And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control 为你的思想失去束缚感到自豪吧 And one more time loud as you can how does it go 咱再来一次 声音大点 继续唱 Cuz I'm Slim Shady 因为我是slim shady Yes I'm the real Shady 是的我是真正的shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的 So won't the real Slim Shady 所以请真正的slim shady 站起来吧 Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 请站起来站起来站起来 Becuase I'm Slim Shady 因为我是slim shady Yes I'm the real Shady 是的我是真正的slim shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 404

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