[00:00:03] May I have your attention please
[00:00:06] 请注意
[00:00:06] May I have your attention please
[00:00:15] 请注意
[00:00:15] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:19] 哪位是真正的slim shady 请站起来
[00:00:19] We're going to have a problem here
[00:00:20] 好像出问题了
[00:00:20] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:22] 好像你们从来没见过白人似的
[00:00:22] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:25] 下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门
[00:00:25] Started whoopin her a** worse than before
[00:00:27] 就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热
[00:00:27] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:00:30] 他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上
[00:00:30] It's the return of the
[00:00:31] 这就是回报
[00:00:31] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:00:35] 不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗
[00:00:35] And Dr Dre said
[00:00:36] 然后Dr Dre说
[00:00:36] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:00:41] 什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里
[00:00:41] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:42] 女权主义的女人热爱eminem
[00:00:42] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:00:45] slim shady 我讨厌死他
[00:00:45] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:00:47] 看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的
[00:00:47] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:00:50] 你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱
[00:00:50] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:53] 一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋
[00:00:53] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:00:55] 但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了
[00:00:55] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:00:58] 有时我想看看电视放松
[00:00:58] But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:01:01] 但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的
[00:01:01] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:01:03] 我游荡在你唇边
[00:01:03] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:01:05] 如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻
[00:01:05] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:08] 那是我们要生孩子的信号
[00:01:08] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:01:10] 我希望他们不知道女人的私处
[00:01:10] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:13] 但他们总归会知道
[00:01:13] By the time they hit 4th grade
[00:01:14] 上四年级的时候
[00:01:14] They got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:15] 他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗
[00:01:15] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[00:01:18] 我们都是哺乳动物
[00:01:18] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:20] 有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样
[00:01:20] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:23] 但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱
[00:01:23] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[00:01:25] 那两个男人确实可以去私奔了
[00:01:25] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:28] 要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的
[00:01:28] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:31] 女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱
[00:01:31] I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:32] 我是slim shady
[00:01:32] （Chorus）
[00:01:32] //
[00:01:32] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:33] 是的我是真的shady
[00:01:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:35] 其他的slim shady都是伪装的
[00:01:35] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:01:37] 所以真的slim shady
[00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:41] 请站起来站起来站起来
[00:01:41] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:42] 因为我是slim shady
[00:01:42] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:43] 是的我是真的shady
[00:01:43] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:45] 其他的slim shady 都是伪装的
[00:01:45] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:01:47] 所以真正的slim shady
[00:01:47] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:51] 请站起来站起来站起来
[00:01:51] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[00:01:53] Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人
[00:01:53] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:57] 所以我骂他
[00:01:57] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[00:01:58] 你认为我侮辱格莱美
[00:01:58] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[00:02:01] 一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在
[00:02:01] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[00:02:03] 但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗
[00:02:03] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[00:02:06] 为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来
[00:02:06] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:02:08] 你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears
[00:02:08] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:02:10] Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置
[00:02:10] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:13] 我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边
[00:02:13] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:16] 听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休
[00:02:16] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[00:02:18] 坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害
[00:02:18] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[00:02:21] 她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim
[00:02:21] I should download her audio on mp3
[00:02:23] 我应该下载她的歌
[00:02:23] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[00:02:27] 然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem
[00:02:27] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[00:02:30] 你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽
[00:02:30] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:32] 所以我是被派来毁掉你们的
[00:02:32] And theres a million of us just like me
[00:02:33] 还有一批人像我一样
[00:02:33] Who cuss like me
[00:02:34] 骂人也像我
[00:02:34] Who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:36] 只是不会乱搞男女关系
[00:02:36] Who dress like me
[00:02:37] 穿着像我
[00:02:37] Walk talk and act like me
[00:02:39] 走路说话都像我
[00:02:39] It just might be the next best thing
[00:02:41] 这几乎是最好的事了
[00:02:41] But not quite me
[00:02:42] 但他们还不是我
[00:02:42] I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:43] 我是slim shady
[00:02:43] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:44] 是的我是真正的slim shady
[00:02:44] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:46] 你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我
[00:02:46] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:47] 所以真正的slim shady
[00:02:47] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:02:52] 请站起来站起来站起来
[00:02:52] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:52] 因为我是slim shady
[00:02:52] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:53] 是的我是真正的slim shady
[00:02:53] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:56] 你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我
[00:02:56] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:02:58] 所以真正的slim shady
[00:02:58] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:03:01] 请站起来站起来站起来
[00:03:01] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[00:03:03] 我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理
[00:03:03] Cause I'm only giving you
[00:03:04] 因为我只会奉献
[00:03:04] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[00:03:07] 你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑
[00:03:07] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[00:03:10] 不同的是我在人前敢说
[00:03:10] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[00:03:12] 我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜
[00:03:12] I just get on the mic and spit it
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