[00:00:00] Sex Ed Rocks - I Set My Friends On Fire [00:00:00] // [00:00:00] Here comes a time in every mans life [00:00:05] 每个人的生命中都会有这样的时刻 [00:00:05] When he grows hair [00:00:09] 当他开始长头发 [00:00:09] Where it used to be bare [00:00:13] 那里以前还是光秃秃的 [00:00:13] I know you're feeling weird [00:00:16] 我知道你觉得很怪异 [00:00:16] But you should be happy [00:00:19] 但你应该高兴点 [00:00:19] You don't have a vagina [00:00:21] 你又不是女生 [00:00:21] That would be crappy [00:00:25] 那是很糟糕的 [00:00:25] Because periods suck [00:00:28] 因为例假真是太讨厌了 [00:00:28] (and commas rule) [00:00:31] 没有例假才是王道 [00:00:31] This is sex education not grammar fool [00:00:36] 这是性教育 不是什么烂语法 [00:00:36] When she gives you affection [00:00:40] 当她对你表现出喜爱的时候 [00:00:40] You better wear protection [00:00:44] 你最好做点保护措施 [00:00:44] That skunk might have an infection [00:00:46] 那些疾病也许是会传染的 [00:00:46] Are you paying close attention [00:00:49] 你有没有密切注意到 [00:00:49] In sex end remember what you read [00:00:55] 在结束的时候要记得你看过的东西 [00:00:55] Remember what you read [00:00:56] 记得你在书上看过的东西 [00:00:56] Just forget what the others have said [00:00:58] 忘记别人告诉你的 [00:00:58] Get it through your head [00:01:00] 记在你的脑子里 [00:01:00] Use your brain [00:01:01] 动动你的大脑 [00:01:01] Before you go to bed [00:01:03] 在你上床之前 [00:01:03] And it takes only one sperm cell [00:01:06] 只要一个精子 [00:01:06] To make a baby [00:01:08] 就能生个宝贝 [00:01:08] And if you think they are cute [00:01:11] 如果你觉得他们很可爱 [00:01:11] Then you must be crazy [00:01:15] 那你一定是疯了 [00:01:15] Babies suck [00:01:15] 婴儿们太烦人了 [00:01:15] Because they barf and poor and cry [00:01:18] 因为他们会呕吐 很可怜还爱哭 [00:01:18] They have the ability [00:01:19] 他们有那种能力 [00:01:19] To pee in your eye [00:01:21] 在你的眼睛里小便 [00:01:21] (oh my god it burns) [00:01:22] 天啊 真是灼热 [00:01:22] Oh my god [00:01:24] 天啊 [00:01:24] They have the ability [00:01:26] 他们有那种能力 [00:01:26] To pee in your eye [00:01:27] 在你的眼睛里小便 [00:01:27] (oh it burns) [00:01:30] 真是灼热 [00:01:30] And did we mention [00:01:34] 我们有没有提到 [00:01:34] The risk of getting studs [00:01:36] 乱搞关系的风险 [00:01:36] Not just gross hookers have it [00:01:41] 不只是坏女人会这样 [00:01:41] Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit [00:01:45] 即使是Dennis Rodman也会的 [00:01:45] You don't know who Dennis Rodman is [00:01:48] 你不知道Dennis Rodman是谁 [00:01:48] Well maybe you should watch more basketball [00:01:52] 好吧 或许你该多看看篮球了 [00:01:52] Wait a second this is not about sports [00:01:54] 等一下 这又不是在说运动的话题 [00:01:54] Quick fact you can't get girls [00:01:57] 这是个事实 你是钓不到女孩的 [00:01:57] When you're wearing these shorts [00:02:04] 当你穿着这样的短裤时 [00:02:04] When she gives you affection [00:02:08] 当她对你表现出喜爱的时候 [00:02:08] You'd better wear protection [00:02:11] 你最好做点防护措施 [00:02:11] That skunk might have an infection [00:02:14] 那些疾病也许是会传染的 [00:02:14] Are you paying close attention [00:02:17] 你有没有密切注意到 [00:02:17] In sex end remember what you read [00:02:22] 在结束的时候要记得你看过的东西 [00:02:22] Remember what you read [00:02:24] 记得你在书上看过的东西 [00:02:24] Just forget what the others have said [00:02:26] 忘记别人告诉你的 [00:02:26] Get it through your head [00:02:28] 记在你的脑子里 [00:02:28] Use your brain [00:02:28] 动动你的大脑 [00:02:28] Before you go to bed [00:02:39] 在你上床之前 [00:02:39] Your body is growing 404

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