[00:00:00] Real Slim Shady (真正的痞子阿姆) - Lo Mejor del Rap y del Hip Hop, Vol.7
[00:00:02] May I have your attention please
[00:00:04] May I have your attention please
[00:00:07] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:10] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:14] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:00:17] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] And started whooping her a** worse than before
[00:00:25] They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (Ah )
[00:00:27] It's the return of the "Ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:00:30] He didn't just say what I think he did did he "
[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said nothing you idiots
[00:00:35] Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha )
[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:38] (*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*)
[00:00:39] "Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:00:40] Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
[00:00:43] Flipping the you-know-who " "Yeah but he's so cute though "
[00:00:46] Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't
[00:00:53] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:00:55] "My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips"
[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:02] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:06] By the time they hit fourth grade
[00:01:08] They got the Discovery Channel don't they
[00:01:09] "We ain't nothing but mammals " Well some of us cannibals
[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes (SLURP)
[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:16] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[00:01:18] (*EWWW *) But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:21] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:23] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:26] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:01:29] Please stand up please stand up
[00:01:31] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:34] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:01:38] Please stand up please stand up
[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:45] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[00:01:48] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[00:01:50] "But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird "
[00:01:53] Why So you guys could just lie to get me here
[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:01:57] Yo Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[00:02:06] "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee "
[00:02:08] I should download her audio on MP3
[00:02:10] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (AHHH )
[00:02:14] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[00:02:17] So I have been sent here to destroy you (bzzzt)
[00:02:19] And there's a million of us just like me
[00:02:20] Who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:22] Who dress like me; walk talk and act like me
[00:02:24] It just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[00:02:27] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:02:34] Please stand up please stand up
[00:02:36] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
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