[00:00:23] If you are what you say you are [00:00:27] A super star [00:00:29] Then have no fear the camera's here [00:00:34] And the microphone and they wanna know [00:00:39] Oh oh oh oh [00:00:43] If you are what you say you are [00:00:47] A super star [00:00:48] Then have no fear the crowd is here [00:00:54] And the lights are on and they want a show [00:01:00] Oh oh oh oh [00:01:02] Yea uh [00:01:04] A fresh cool young Lu [00:01:06] Trying to cash his microphone check 2 1 2 [00:01:08] Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue [00:01:11] The world brought me to my knees [00:01:13] What have you brung you [00:01:14] Did you improve on the design [00:01:15] Did you do something new [00:01:16] Well your name ain't on the guest list [00:01:18] Who brung you you [00:01:19] The more famous person you come through [00:01:21] And the sexy lady next to you [00:01:23] You come to [00:01:24] And then it hit me [00:01:25] Standing outside of heaven waiting for god to come and get me [00:01:27] I'm too uncouth [00:01:28] Unschooled to the rules [00:01:30] And two gum shoe [00:01:31] Too much of a newcomer [00:01:32] And too uncool [00:01:34] Like Shadow and Lavelle [00:01:35] I battle with it well [00:01:36] Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue [00:01:39] Go back what ever you did you undo [00:01:42] Heavy is heaven [00:01:42] The devil on my two tons too [00:01:44] If you are what you say you are [00:01:48] A super star [00:01:50] Then have no fear the camera's here [00:01:55] And the microphone and they wanna know [00:02:00] Oh oh oh oh [00:02:04] And you better wear your shades [00:02:05] The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage [00:02:08] Down through the basement [00:02:09] Passed the Indian graves [00:02:11] Where the dinosaurs laid [00:02:12] And out through china [00:02:13] Nearly misses air liners [00:02:14] Magnified times five [00:02:15] This is pointed at the rhymer [00:02:17] Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze [00:02:19] Now that's important to say [00:02:22] Cuz even with all of that [00:02:24] Most of us don't want it to fade [00:02:26] We want it to braid [00:02:27] Meaning we want it to grow [00:02:28] Meaning we want it to stay [00:02:29] Like the governor called [00:02:31] And they told him to wait [00:02:32] Un-strap him from the chair [00:02:33] And put him back in his cage [00:02:35] The audience ain't fazed [00:02:37] And they ain't gone clap and they ain't gone praise [00:02:40] They want everything back that they paid [00:02:42] Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim [00:02:45] If you are what you say you are [00:02:48] A super star [00:02:51] Then have no fear the camera's here [00:02:56] And the microphone and they wanna know [00:03:01] Oh oh oh oh [00:03:04] So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away [00:03:07] Cuz I been standing in this line [00:03:09] For like five whole days [00:03:10] Me and security ain't getting along [00:03:12] And when I got to the front they told me all of the tickets were gone [00:03:15] So just take me home where the mood is mellow [00:03:17] And the roses are thrown [00:03:19] M&M's are yellow [00:03:20] And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker [00:03:22] Everybody gets a nice autograph picture [00:03:24] One for you and one for your sister [00:03:27] Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener [00:03:30] Every songs a favorite song [00:03:32] And mikes don't feed back [00:03:33] All the reviewers say you need to go and see that [00:03:35] And everybody claps cuz everybody is pleased [00:03:37] Then they all take the stage and start performing for me [00:03:40] Like ha ha hahaha [00:03:42] Ha ha hahaha ha [00:03:45] If you are what you say you are [00:03:49] A super star [00:03:51] Then have no fear the camera's here [00:03:56] And the microphone and they wanna know [00:04:02] Oh oh oh oh [00:04:05] If you are what you say you are [00:04:09] A super star [00:04:12] Then have no fear the camera's here [00:04:16] And the microphone and they wanna know [00:04:22] Oh oh oh oh [00:04:25] Show Some Love To Lupe