[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Deja Vu (似曾相识) [00:00:03] May I have your attention please [00:00:07] May I have your attention please [00:00:09] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here [00:00:19] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:00:21] Jaws all on the floor [00:00:22] Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:00:24] Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:00:25] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:00:28] It's the return of the [00:00:29] Oh wait no way your kidding [00:00:31] He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:00:33] And Dr Dre said [00:00:35] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:00:38] Feminist women love Eminem [00:00:39] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:00:42] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:00:44] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:00:47] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:00:49] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:00:51] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:00:54] But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:00:56] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:00:58] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [00:01:03] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [00:01:05] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [00:01:07] By the time they hit 4th grade [00:01:08] They got the discovery channel don't they [00:01:10] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [00:01:13] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [00:01:15] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [00:01:17] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [00:01:19] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [00:01:21] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [00:01:24] I'm Slim Shady [00:01:25] Yes I'm the real Shady [00:01:26] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [00:01:28] So won't the real Slim Shady [00:01:29] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [00:01:33] Becuase I'm Slim Shady [00:01:34] Yes I'm the real Shady [00:01:35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [00:01:37] So won't the real Slim shady [00:01:39] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [00:01:42] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [00:01:44] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [00:01:47] You think I give a damm about a Grammy [00:01:49] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [00:01:51] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [00:01:53] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [00:01:58] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [00:02:00] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [00:02:03] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [00:02:05] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [00:02:07] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [00:02:10] I should download her audio on mp3 [00:02:12] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D [00:02:14] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [00:02:16] All you do is annoy me [00:02:17] So I've been sent here to destroy you [00:02:19] And theres a million of us just like me [00:02:21] Who cuss like me [00:02:22] Who just don't give a f**k like me [00:02:23] Who dress like me [00:02:24] Walk talk and act like me [00:02:25] It just might be the next best thing [00:02:27] But not quite me [00:02:28] I'm Slim Shady [00:02:29] Yes I'm the real Shady [00:02:30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [00:02:33] So won't the real Slim Shady [00:02:34] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [00:02:37] Becuase I'm Slim Shady [00:02:38] Yes I'm the real Shady [00:02:40] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [00:02:42] So won't the real Slim shady [00:02:43] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 404

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