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[00:00:00] 俗话说
[00:00:01] 世界之大
[00:00:03] 无奇不有
[00:00:06] 你想想
[00:00:08] 光天化日之下
[00:00:11] 有人接到
[00:00:13] 而且接的是开封府的官员
[00:00:16] 这事儿太新鲜
[00:00:19] 爱护几个人
[00:00:21] 又觉得可气
[00:00:23] 又觉得好笑
[00:00:25] 莫非街道的人有神经病
[00:00:30] 或者是个疯子
[00:00:32] 所以要看个究竟
[00:00:36] I 5 爷把马往前一披
[00:00:39] 嗯
[00:00:39] 理解到的
[00:00:40] 进来一看
[00:00:41] He 跟想象的不一样
[00:00:45] 想象之中
[00:00:47] 接到这组肯定长得五大三粗变脸
[00:00:52] 竹梅
[00:00:53] 结果一看呢
[00:00:55] 是水灵灵一个漂亮小伙儿
[00:00:59] 而且这小伙长得还不是一般的漂亮
[00:01:03] 跟银娃娃差不多少
[00:01:05] 尤其这套打扮更是与众不同
[00:01:09] 虎头金虎皮坎肩儿虎皮委屈
[00:01:14] 虎皮战靴一竖粘带
[00:01:18] 更显得傲骨争锋
[00:01:22] 同时还长短两件假
[00:01:26] 德胜沟挂着长枪
[00:01:29] 肋下佩戴宝刀
[00:01:33] 再往后看
[00:01:35] 哎呀
[00:01:35] 爱护就摇头一下
[00:01:37] 为什么手下这些喽罗兵长短不齐
[00:01:43] 有的60 多岁
[00:01:44] 有的十四五岁
[00:01:47] 衣服十分破旧
[00:01:49] 要说跟华子对差不多少
[00:01:52] 嗯也不算过分
[00:01:54] 而且手中的兵器也长短不齐
[00:01:59] 有少许一部分有长枪
[00:02:02] 有单刀
[00:02:04] 剩下大部分手里都掐着木棒和铁飘
[00:02:10] 哎
[00:02:11] 胡心说
[00:02:11] 这哪儿凑合来的
[00:02:13] 他管你哪儿的
[00:02:15] 看发作时
[00:02:17] I 5 爷把马蹄带入
[00:02:19] 用手一指啊
[00:02:24] 我年轻人
[00:02:27] 你吃了熊心咽了豹子胆了吧
[00:02:31] 烟盒拦住我的去路
[00:02:34] 你想干什么
[00:02:37] 那个小伙一不慌
[00:02:39] 二不忙
[00:02:41] 上下打量艾虎、艾虎长得也精神
[00:02:46] 现在I 5 爷的年纪也不大
[00:02:48] 20 多岁
[00:02:50] 但是显得比这年轻人沉稳多了
[00:02:55] 这人打量了几眼
[00:02:57] 我朋友报个班儿吧
[00:03:00] 你贵姓我呀
[00:03:02] 呵呵
[00:03:03] 性爱我就爱虎啊
[00:03:06] 后来开封府四品带刀御前的护卫
[00:03:12] 小五义的老兄弟
[00:03:15] I 5 爷听说过吗
[00:03:19] 那个人挺啊
[00:03:20] 哎哟
[00:03:21] 哎呀
[00:03:22] 闹了半天是五爷
[00:03:24] 嘿
[00:03:26] 久闻大名啊
[00:03:28] 请问五爷
[00:03:30] 您山后哪几位
[00:03:32] 是小无义吗
[00:03:34] 嗯
[00:03:34] 差不多少
[00:03:36] 看见穿白的那个没
[00:03:39] 那是我大哥玉面专诸白云生
[00:03:43] 看着那黑的咯没
[00:03:45] 那人就是我二哥、霹雳鬼韩天锦
[00:03:50] 看着这位呢
[00:03:51] 是我四个分子
[00:03:52] 都如针
[00:03:54] 那位叫臭豆腐封官
[00:03:58] 就缺少我三个血量
[00:04:01] 你问这个干什么
[00:04:03] 哎
[00:04:04] 我想开开眼呢
[00:04:06] 哎呀
[00:04:06] 我真想见见山
[00:04:08] 见白眉大侠徐良
[00:04:11] 遗憾的是还没来
[00:04:14] 五爷
[00:04:16] 您刚才问我干什么不是啊
[00:04:18] 对啊
[00:04:19] 你想干什么
[00:04:21] 五爷
[00:04:21] 你这是明白人
[00:04:22] 怎么说糊涂话呀
[00:04:25] 还用我说清楚吗
[00:04:27] 接到没
[00:04:30] 现在我手头有点紧张
[00:04:32] 你看天一天比一天冷了
[00:04:36] 你再看看我这些弟兄们
[00:04:39] 连过冬的棉衣都没有
[00:04:42] 怎么办呢
[00:04:43] 我们得弄俩钱
[00:04:45] 毛东做事
[00:04:47] 所以呢
[00:04:48] 我在这街道
[00:04:51] 多了不用
[00:04:52] 五爷
[00:04:53] 您能给凑一万两银子来
[00:04:57] 我马上把道路闪开放
[00:04:59] 你们过去
[00:05:00] 你们爱干什么
[00:05:02] 干什么
[00:05:03] 要凑不齐这个数
[00:05:05] 对不起
[00:05:06] 你们是寸步难行
[00:05:08] 插翅难飞
[00:05:11] 把爱虎又气乐了
[00:05:15] 年轻人
[00:05:17] 你真是不怕风大扇了
[00:05:19] 舌头一开价就是一万两
[00:05:24] 你凭什么哎
[00:05:27] 开封府有的是钱
[00:05:30] 就拿我们身上来说
[00:05:32] 白的是银子
[00:05:34] 黄的是金子
[00:05:37] 妈妈说
[00:05:37] 这个数
[00:05:38] 你再多要点
[00:05:40] 我们也拉得出
[00:05:41] 但是还是那句话
[00:05:44] 你是个谁呀
[00:05:45] 你凭什么
[00:05:48] 五爷
[00:05:49] 话不能这么说
[00:05:50] 凭什么
[00:05:52] 我干的就是这一行
[00:05:56] 哎
[00:05:56] 我就是接到的
[00:05:59] 那还凭什么
[00:06:01] 我年轻人
[00:06:02] 你是不是有病
[00:06:05] 要说你们占山为王落草为寇
[00:06:08] A 手头紧
[00:06:09] 了结的是过往情伤客旅
[00:06:14] 你怎么感觉国家的官儿
[00:06:17] 你这胆子也太大了
[00:06:19] 错妃你是有病
[00:06:21] 你跟正常人有区别
[00:06:25] 给街道的一笑无言
[00:06:27] 你说错了
[00:06:27] 我一点儿病都没有
[00:06:30] 官人
[00:06:31] 我才结呢
[00:06:32] 官人有钱呢
[00:06:34] 你讲话儿白的是银子
[00:06:37] 黄的是金子
[00:06:40] 现在的年景不好
[00:06:42] 日子不好过
[00:06:43] 情商课里哪来的钱呢
[00:06:47] 所以说我才开价一万两
[00:06:51] 要是一般穷苦的在这儿过
[00:06:54] 我不但不要钱
[00:06:57] 我一高兴啊
[00:06:58] 还赏给他几个钱
[00:07:00] 别看我穷
[00:07:02] A
[00:07:02] 公子吃几顿饭还是有的
[00:07:06] 就因为衙门口的人
[00:07:08] 有的是钱
[00:07:09] 所以我才接你们
[00:07:13] 刚说的事儿
[00:07:15] 霹雳鬼韩天锦呢
[00:07:17] 就压不住了
[00:07:18] 从马上扔就跳下皮的镔铁大棍柔柔来自前面
[00:07:26] 我唔睇啊
[00:07:27] 你在那白话什么呢
[00:07:30] 跟这号人有什么理好讲的
[00:07:33] 他是谁呀
[00:07:36] 遇上把他收拾了不就得了
[00:07:38] Ma 耽误功夫
[00:07:40] 一会儿大队人马来了
[00:07:43] 是说明咱饭桶啊还是怎么的
[00:07:46] 老五你
[00:07:46] 咱们把它交完
[00:07:50] 韩天吉手中提着大棍子
[00:07:53] 他是不下的壮观
[00:07:56] 两臂一晃
[00:07:57] 800斤的力量直接奔
[00:07:59] 这小伙就来了
[00:08:00] 这小伙一看不敢怠慢
[00:08:03] 腿一片称
[00:08:05] 从马上跳下来
[00:08:07] 照着马的码头拍了一掌
[00:08:09] 哎
[00:08:10] 这马挺懂人生
[00:08:12] 一转身
[00:08:13] 回归本队喽
[00:08:14] 兵把马蹄迁出
[00:08:17] 在看这个效果
[00:08:18] 嗯
[00:08:19] 疯狂嘎嘣苍狼一声
[00:08:21] 把刀拽出来
[00:08:25] 眼前就打了一道立场
[00:08:28] 可以断言
[00:08:29] 他使的是一把切金断玉的保价
[00:08:34] 不也不能怎么样
[00:08:37] 再开小火热
[00:08:38] 呵呵的用刀锯齿
[00:08:41] 大哥
[00:08:42] 你是谁
[00:08:44] 踢来鬼喊天津市耶
[00:08:47] 你喊二爷
[00:08:50] 哦
[00:08:50] 韩天井
[00:08:53] 我听老人们跟我讲过你的事儿
[00:08:56] 听说你是个混蛋
[00:08:59] 吃饭不知道饥饱
[00:09:00] 睡觉不知道颠倒
[00:09:03] 冬天穿夏天的衣裳
[00:09:05] 夏天穿冬天的衣服
[00:09:07] 整个一个傻蛋对不对
[00:09:10] 哎哟
[00:09:11] 你可把我骂火了
[00:09:13] 小兔崽子
[00:09:14] 我摘你的牙结棍
[00:09:19] 龙魂变法
[00:09:21] 爱虎回归本队在这里观战
[00:09:25] 他知道二哥这两下子不怎么地就是有把力气
[00:09:30] 所以啊
[00:09:31] 就给他提醒二哥集中精力
[00:09:36] 千万小心
[00:09:38] 这毛贼不是好对付的
[00:09:40] 你放心吧
[00:09:42] 你扎个啥呀你
[00:09:44] 我打他还费劲儿修图结棍
[00:09:55] 怎么了
[00:09:57] 让那小伙使了个绊子
[00:10:00] 脚尖正都在寒天脚后跟上摔了个仰面朝天
[00:10:07] 内小火儿往前一送
[00:10:09] 把刀一顺治到脖子上
[00:10:12] 别着
[00:10:13] 嗯
[00:10:14] 我也没动过呀
[00:10:16] 动
[00:10:16] 我要你的命
[00:10:17] 来人吧
[00:10:20] 眼睁睁瞅着让人家五花大绑
[00:10:24] 押归本队
[00:10:26] 把棍子给拎走了
[00:10:29] 内小伙就像玩儿似的
[00:10:31] 嬉皮笑脸
[00:10:33] 没费吹灰之力
[00:10:36] 把宝刀交的单手
[00:10:38] 用手一指
[00:10:39] 爱护几个人
[00:10:41] 我说四位服不服
[00:10:44] 哪位过来在下奉陪到底
[00:10:48] 今儿不拿钱是不行
[00:10:50] 想过去连门儿都没有
[00:10:53] 你说这么斗气
[00:10:56] 玉面专诸白云生
[00:10:58] 一看老二家的逮住
[00:11:01] 大爷可不
[00:11:02] 大爷是脸红脖子粗
[00:11:05] 从马上跳下来劈单刀
[00:11:08] 直奔这小伙
[00:11:11] 大爷就输
[00:11:12] 我是朋友
[00:11:14] 该园日无冤
[00:11:16] 近日无仇啊
[00:11:19] 你这是何苦呢
[00:11:21] 我们是国家的官员
[00:11:23] 我们有公务在身
[00:11:25] 不便耽搁
[00:11:28] 你说你这不是捣乱吗
[00:11:30] 朋友
[00:11:31] 你真缺钱也可以
[00:11:35] 咱们得坐下来好好商量
[00:11:38] 你不能仗着人多势众
[00:11:40] 武力解决呀
[00:11:42] 能不能报个名字
[00:11:45] 尊姓大名
[00:11:47] 仙乡何处
[00:11:49] 瞅你这模样
[00:11:50] 长相你不像捷报
[00:11:53] 你怎么干的这一行呢
[00:11:55] 嗯
[00:11:57] 这小伙听完了点了点头
[00:11:59] 嗯
[00:12:00] 不愧是小伍一大爷
[00:12:03] 大爷说话跟旁人就是不一样
[00:12:07] 你听这话说出来多顺耳
[00:12:11] 我说百里啊
[00:12:13] 您甭问
[00:12:15] 我现在穷疯了
[00:12:17] 不拿出钱来
[00:12:19] 皇上二大爷也不好使
[00:12:23] 咱们说是
[00:12:23] 你们就是当今的皇上
[00:12:26] 走到这儿也得给我拿钱
[00:12:29] 不减
[00:12:30] 我也不让我过去
[00:12:32] 大爷
[00:12:33] 至于你问我家乡住处
[00:12:35] 我不能告诉你
[00:12:37] 你想干什么摸我的细底
[00:12:40] 将来派兵朝我们家跑我们家坟前
[00:12:45] 我也不傻
[00:12:46] 我能干那种事儿吗
[00:12:48] 哎
[00:12:49] 你要是和平解决拿钱来
[00:12:52] 我马上放人
[00:12:53] 让你们过去
[00:12:55] 不拿钱
[00:12:57] 那只好无力解决
[00:12:59] 大爷实在对不起你
[00:13:01] 年轻人
[00:13:04] 忠言逆耳
[00:13:05] 你可要吃亏
[00:13:07] 那怎么办呢
[00:13:08] 我就是干这一行的
[00:13:10] 我怕吃亏也不行啊
[00:13:13] 您说是不是还得请您原谅
[00:13:16] 哎哟
[00:13:18] 小娃娃
[00:13:19] 既然忠言逆耳
[00:13:22] 对不起
[00:13:24] 我可要抓差半啊抓
[00:13:29] 双手捧刀
[00:13:31] 分心便刺
[00:13:33] 小伙一了
[00:13:34] 埃及落来得好
[00:13:37] 上步闪身抓一扭着身子掰着爷一刀刺空
[00:13:44] 在看白云生手腕一翻
[00:13:47] 刀刃朝里
[00:13:48] 刀背儿朝外
[00:13:49] 刀尖朝前刀把朝虎
[00:13:52] 哇
[00:13:53] 人一推啊
[00:13:56] 这真推上一断两截
[00:13:59] 这小伙的身子刷
[00:14:01] 往回坐
[00:14:02] 包扫空
[00:14:04] 第三招
[00:14:06] 孤树盘根白给
[00:14:08] 接着单刀雪
[00:14:09] 她的双腿小伙往空中一纵刀操控
[00:14:14] 山下没活动
[00:14:17] 百美元一愣
[00:14:19] 年轻人
[00:14:20] 你想不打了
[00:14:21] 不成非也非也
[00:14:25] 爸比
[00:14:26] 我尊重你的人格
[00:14:30] 你是个大好人
[00:14:32] 我早就听说了
[00:14:34] 忠厚老实
[00:14:36] 不计较明月叫什么干什么
[00:14:40] 我听说开封府有一老一少
[00:14:43] 这样的人
[00:14:44] 上年纪的就是南侠御猫展雄飞
[00:14:49] 听说那人也好
[00:14:51] 跟你差不多
[00:14:52] 少忠厚老实
[00:14:54] 其他人都不行
[00:14:56] 我尊重你的人品
[00:14:59] 尊重你的人格
[00:15:00] 所以让你三招
[00:15:03] 旁人门儿都没有
[00:15:05] 可是话又说回来了
[00:15:08] 您要是不失恭敬
[00:15:10] 非要跟我动手
[00:15:13] 大爷您别不爱听啊
[00:15:15] 您这两下子白给
[00:15:17] 你跟那韩田尽得走
[00:15:19] 一条路
[00:15:20] 吃着亏你就后悔
[00:15:23] 小娃娃休得猖狂
[00:15:25] 沾满闯
[00:15:27] 胁肩谄狈
[00:15:28] 又是一道
[00:15:30] 这小伙一看
[00:15:31] 没辙了
[00:15:32] 这才还手
[00:15:33] 咱这么说的
[00:15:35] 白云生这两下子可是不善
[00:15:39] 跟着劫道的
[00:15:40] 还真就没法比
[00:15:42] 十二三个照片儿
[00:15:43] 一个没留神
[00:15:46] 叫人家上的
[00:15:47] 晃下的一角
[00:15:49] 正好勾在脚后跟上
[00:15:51] 百里也是仰面栽倒
[00:15:54] 钢刀一手
[00:15:56] 每月三次以上把
[00:15:59] 过来搂冰拿绳
[00:16:01] 把玉面专诸
[00:16:03] 也给捆上刀捡起来呀
[00:16:05] 归本队
[00:16:08] 韩田姐
[00:16:08] 你看一眼这个大嘴a
[00:16:10] 高哥你也来了
[00:16:12] 正好咱哥俩作伴啊
[00:16:14] 省得我们D 嗨
[00:16:16] 白云生狠狠瞪他一眼心说话
[00:16:20] 没心没肺的货呀
[00:16:21] 什么节骨眼儿上
[00:16:23] 你还这么说话
[00:16:25] 粗脖子红脸
[00:16:27] 把眼一闭
[00:16:28] 是一语皆无
[00:16:31] 单说爱护几个人
[00:16:32] 一看就不干了
[00:16:34] 哎哟
[00:16:35] 真没想到啊
[00:16:38] 这小娃娃还真有两下子
[00:16:41] 爱虎
[00:16:41] 刚想过去
[00:16:42] 如真过去了
[00:16:44] Lu 臻这两下子赶不上白女生
[00:16:48] 不到十个照面儿
[00:16:49] 让人家还使这招儿
[00:16:53] 勾挂连环腿都脚后跟上
[00:16:56] Lu 臻摔倒
[00:16:58] 被人家生擒活拿
[00:17:01] 韩天紧急看
[00:17:02] 嘿嘿
[00:17:03] 又来一个
[00:17:05] 我怪不得咱家小五义呢
[00:17:06] 走哪都一串儿
[00:17:08] 老子也叫人
[00:17:09] 逮住废话少说
[00:17:11] 你呆着得了
[00:17:14] Lu 真气得直摇晃脑袋
[00:17:16] 第四个是艾虎
[00:17:18] 要讲这里面能耐大是I 5 耶
[00:17:22] 跟着小火儿一伸手就达到了30 几个回合
[00:17:28] 这小伙一边打着还一边说
[00:17:31] 姑爷
[00:17:32] 我可不是捧你
[00:17:34] 你这两下子比他们强的一大块
[00:17:39] 是不上
[00:17:41] 但是有点过时了
[00:17:43] 您这招不怎么新鲜
[00:17:45] A 跟我比
[00:17:47] 还差点太远太远
[00:17:50] 你不服啊
[00:17:52] 不服咱就比着
[00:17:54] 我要用别的号把你赢了
[00:17:56] 我不算英雄
[00:17:59] 我拿你们几个都用那一招注意我的腿啊
[00:18:04] 注意我的腿
[00:18:07] DADADADA 扫码糊涂
[00:18:10] 高挂连环腿
[00:18:12] I Hu 仰面栽倒区
[00:18:15] 宝刀也离开手儿
[00:18:18] 人家30个吧
[00:18:20] I 5 也一个人哭着
[00:18:24] 哎呀
[00:18:24] 我气的一个劲儿的
[00:18:26] 哼哼嗯嗯嗯
[00:18:31] 等哥四个凑到一块儿之后
[00:18:34] 韩田锦说话
[00:18:35] 老五啊
[00:18:36] 你也不行啊
[00:18:38] 走到半路你还不服
[00:18:39] 不忿地又不伏
[00:18:41] 徐良又不服白瑞
[00:18:44] 你得拿出真额进来
[00:18:46] 结果一伸手你也来给往后啊
[00:18:50] 别自吹自擂了
[00:18:52] 你呆着你的
[00:18:54] 白虎气地圆睁二目
[00:18:57] 把牙齿咬得咯咯直响
[00:19:01] 往战场再一看
[00:19:02] 就剩下个臭豆腐
[00:19:04] 冯渊
[00:19:06] 这逢缘左瞅右瞅瞅
[00:19:08] 孤立无援
[00:19:09] 只好硬着头皮压刀跳过来
[00:19:12] 额呀
[00:19:15] 别一嗓子把你接到给逗乐了
[00:19:20] 哎呀
[00:19:21] 这一张嘴我就知道了
[00:19:23] 你是开封府倒数第2 D 大饭桶
[00:19:28] 头把金交椅的饭桶
[00:19:30] 听说较细脖大头鬼房书安
[00:19:33] 你排行在二
[00:19:35] 是不是乌鸦混战无比地自残透露的银子芍药自吹自擂
[00:19:41] 今天真的老有五笔
[00:19:43] 拼了
[00:19:45] 龙刀便砍几个照面儿扑通
[00:19:49] 叫人家挂倒在地
[00:19:52] 冯原以为
[00:19:53] 这也拿绳捆上
[00:19:54] 结果也没有
[00:19:56] 那小伙依着他挺远
[00:19:59] 把手一滑起来
[00:20:00] 起来起来
[00:20:01] 哦呀
[00:20:02] 什么事情你为什么不帮我
[00:20:05] 哦
[00:20:06] 你还有眼呢
[00:20:08] 非叫我帮你啊
[00:20:10] 你猜错了
[00:20:12] 我这好远哪
[00:20:14] 借你口中言传我心幅画
[00:20:19] 呃
[00:20:20] 刚才我听说你们大队人马在后边儿呢
[00:20:23] 是不是怎么还没来呀
[00:20:26] 我把你放
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