[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 四月18 [00:00:04] 白芸瑞奉旨完婚 [00:00:07] 这一天真不平静 [00:00:11] 早上起来的和尚 [00:00:13] 自称是边北辽东宽城的 [00:00:18] 314 的 [00:00:20] 问他名字 [00:00:21] 他不说 [00:00:22] 跑的摆在将军府门前化缘 [00:00:26] 一张嘴就要十万两白银 [00:00:31] 给了 [00:00:31] 患者拔了 [00:00:33] 不给就没完 [00:00:36] 看得出 [00:00:38] 他是诚心找茬 [00:00:40] 跑到白云瑞家门口来捣乱 [00:00:44] 白云瑞 [00:00:45] 咱们该怎么说怎么说 [00:00:48] 现在老练得多了 [00:00:51] 老白家的人 [00:00:52] 眼空四海目中无人啊 [00:00:55] 说打就唠 [00:00:57] 哪受得了这个 [00:00:59] 可现在的白云瑞 [00:01:02] 身为朝廷的命官 [00:01:04] 二品牌将军 [00:01:07] 开封府的红人 [00:01:10] 所以呢 [00:01:11] 这个身分所限 [00:01:14] 白瑞啊 [00:01:15] 处处多加检点 [00:01:19] 何况今天大喜的日子 [00:01:22] 要弄点儿 [00:01:22] 不愉快呀 [00:01:23] 显得不美 [00:01:26] 所以 [00:01:26] 因为这火是压了又压 [00:01:28] 忍了又忍呢 [00:01:31] 跟着大和尚便里 [00:01:33] 可这和尚 [00:01:35] 说什么也不听 [00:01:37] 就是要钱 [00:01:40] 因为后来是忍无可忍呢 [00:01:44] 哎 [00:01:44] 就在白玉瑞想发火儿 [00:01:47] 还没等发火的时候 [00:01:51] 笑天王白春 [00:01:53] 从后面过来 [00:01:56] 白将军 [00:01:58] 杀鸡焉用牛刀 [00:02:01] 这和尚使脾子发紧 [00:02:05] 非得找人给他熟一熟不可 [00:02:07] 我就是内书皮子 [00:02:10] 捏了闪腿爬 [00:02:13] 百春 [00:02:15] 多加检点 [00:02:16] 您放心吧 [00:02:18] 摆出迈步到了和尚的境界 [00:02:23] 苏烈 [00:02:25] 你耍什么无赖 [00:02:28] 这是什么地方你清楚不清楚 [00:02:31] 这是白将军府 [00:02:34] 这地方是什么地方 [00:02:36] 天子脚下 [00:02:39] 你和尚就在厉害 [00:02:41] 浑身是铁 [00:02:43] 能粘几根钉 [00:02:45] 嗯 [00:02:46] 你比飞云道长郭长达厉害吗 [00:02:50] 你能超过30 B 求卧佛昆仑僧吗 [00:02:55] 换句话说 [00:02:57] 你有什么能耐 [00:03:00] 有什么本事 [00:03:02] 跑着猖狂 [00:03:04] 撒也野蛮 [00:03:06] 说十万两银子 [00:03:08] 办两年不开心 [00:03:12] 你能怎么的 [00:03:14] 你不说没玩吗 [00:03:16] 没完 [00:03:16] 你能怎么地 [00:03:18] 你说说 [00:03:20] 我的笑 [00:03:21] 天王白春是年轻人 [00:03:23] 眼没力的啪啪啪一顿话 [00:03:27] 好像雷烟火炮相似 [00:03:31] 和尚怪演员翻盯着摆出 [00:03:35] 哼哼 [00:03:37] 娃娃 [00:03:38] 你是谁笑天王 [00:03:42] 单纯 [00:03:44] 我也姓白 [00:03:47] 请问你跟白云瑞什么关系 [00:03:51] 什么关系都没有 [00:03:55] 我们无非都在开封府当差 [00:04:00] 我是新入伙了 [00:04:02] 现在身为六品校尉 [00:04:05] 白将军是我的上司 [00:04:08] 我是他的下属 [00:04:11] 哇哦 [00:04:16] 我害怕 [00:04:17] 这是小马乍行嫌路窄 [00:04:21] 大鹏展翅恨天低 [00:04:25] 就凭你胎毛未退 [00:04:27] 乳臭未干 [00:04:30] 也敢在贫僧面前指手划脚 [00:04:36] 那么你说怎么办 [00:04:37] 你说怎么办 [00:04:39] 哎 [00:04:39] 我不说要叫我说就拿10万银子 [00:04:44] 要不拿了不拿没完 [00:04:47] 我看你玩不玩 [00:04:50] 白直说 [00:04:51] 这是论棍便砸 [00:04:54] 大盒子往旁边一闪身 [00:04:57] 把棍子躲开 [00:04:59] 紧跟着竖臂摘星 [00:05:03] 把正手往起一抬a [00:05:06] 把亮银盘龙棍的棍头给抓住了 [00:05:11] 大河就坐 [00:05:12] 那没动静儿 [00:05:14] La [00:05:16] 你就凭这条棍还敢撒野吗 [00:05:21] 撒手不撒手 [00:05:24] 杀手不杀手 [00:05:28] 和尚往怀里救度 [00:05:30] 白春就不给了 [00:05:31] 他两个人就较上劲了 [00:05:35] 哎 [00:05:36] 您说得劲得有多大 [00:05:38] 亮颜盘容桂有鸭卵出戏 [00:05:43] 两个人两头 [00:05:44] 这一你这一较劲 [00:05:46] 在看这条棍子 [00:05:49] 成了掏炉子的勾子 [00:05:52] 顿时就弯了 [00:05:55] 两旁人看得清清楚楚 [00:05:59] 就知道这两个人的劲儿都够瞧的 [00:06:03] 白术一看 [00:06:04] 把棍子给损伤了 [00:06:07] 不由得火往上撞 [00:06:09] 撒手把棍扔了过来就是一拳 [00:06:15] 和尚甩脸 [00:06:16] 把全躲过去 [00:06:17] 用手一抓白纯的万子白纯是撤拳出腿 [00:06:24] 到合上前 [00:06:25] 胸口就是一脚 [00:06:27] 这和尚还真就没躲开 [00:06:31] 因为他坐那儿 [00:06:32] 身体发笨 [00:06:33] 这是一二 [00:06:36] 白春啊 [00:06:37] 这小伙儿可不简单 [00:06:40] 咱们前文书介绍 [00:06:42] 一厨师在8万类上 [00:06:45] 力胜四声 [00:06:49] 把昆仑派大和尚手下的四大名僧全给咔嚓了 [00:06:55] 这家伙也是够狠的 [00:06:57] 武功超群 [00:07:00] 所以和尚没躲开 [00:07:02] 耳朵中就变成崩 [00:07:06] 这一脚踢了个正着 [00:07:09] 可这和尚没怎么地 [00:07:12] 白春出了乐子 [00:07:14] 整个给弹回来了 [00:07:17] 掰成一条腿 [00:07:18] 站立不稳的蹬蹬蹬蹬 [00:07:20] 倒退几步 [00:07:21] 扑通来个地堆 [00:07:25] 就觉得这条腿又酸又疼 [00:07:32] 白春的脸就变了 [00:07:33] 色儿额角之上冒出了汗 [00:07:38] 云哥一看不好 [00:07:39] 赶紧下一把他扶起来再说 [00:07:42] 怎么样 [00:07:43] 我 [00:07:44] 我腿好像受了伤 [00:07:47] 于瑞一检查 [00:07:49] 没受伤 [00:07:50] 不过就存了一下 [00:07:52] 白唇的皱眉啊 [00:07:55] 白将军 [00:07:56] 这家伙身上比铁都硬 [00:07:59] 闪退吧 [00:08:03] 有几个人扶着白春 [00:08:05] 放下了这个治腿 [00:08:07] 咱还得交代清楚 [00:08:08] 腿没受伤 [00:08:09] 一会儿活动活动就恢复了 [00:08:11] 正常 [00:08:13] 单说舆论二次来到合成镜前 [00:08:16] 冷笑一声大师 [00:08:20] 看来你是诚心找茬来的 [00:08:23] 今天无论如何你是不赏面子 [00:08:26] 拿钱就给面子 [00:08:28] 不拿钱没得可说 [00:08:31] 好 [00:08:33] 我要强行请大师离开这个地方 [00:08:37] 你不配是吗 [00:08:41] 光天化日之下 [00:08:43] 咱俩别动 [00:08:45] 咱俩拉拉手怎么样 [00:08:47] 我要能把你拉起来 [00:08:49] 你走不走 [00:08:50] 你好 [00:08:51] 你好 [00:08:53] 各位都听见了啊 [00:08:56] 白瑞 [00:08:57] 你要能把老僧拉动了wo a [00:09:01] 换句话说 [00:09:02] 你能把我拉起来 [00:09:05] 我二话不说 [00:09:07] 转身就走 [00:09:09] 那么就拉不起来 [00:09:11] 拉不起来 [00:09:12] 我规规矩矩老老实实给您10万银子 [00:09:16] 然后赔礼道歉 [00:09:18] 你看到没有 [00:09:18] 哎 [00:09:19] 痛快痛快 [00:09:22] 白瑞 [00:09:23] 还真就没有人啦 [00:09:25] 起过我了 [00:09:26] 那咱就试试吧来 [00:09:29] 大亨说的话 [00:09:31] 他右手往前一伸 [00:09:34] 白瑞也伸右手 [00:09:36] 怕 [00:09:38] 两只手掌的就扣在一起 [00:09:42] 这大和尚这首比白云瑞的手几乎大了一倍 [00:09:47] 呢首长好像铺晒手指头 [00:09:50] 好像小棒 [00:09:53] 一个胖大 [00:09:54] 一个正常 [00:09:56] 你说那怎么比 [00:09:58] 云瑞骑马蹲裆式站好了 [00:10:02] 把他的袜子给他扣住 [00:10:05] 大和尚 [00:10:05] 我可要la la [00:10:07] 哎 [00:10:08] 白瑞别客气 [00:10:10] 有多大的劲儿 [00:10:11] 你就使多大的劲 [00:10:14] 仿佛安在旁边一看 [00:10:17] 一股楞大脑袋 [00:10:18] 嗯嗯嗯 [00:10:21] 我老叔啊 [00:10:22] 别给他留情啊 [00:10:23] 干脆你们多大劲儿 [00:10:25] 使多大劲儿把他的膀子给他掰下来才好呢 [00:10:31] 林锐冷笑一声 [00:10:32] 没说话 [00:10:34] 再看白云瑞 [00:10:35] 舌尖一顶上牙膛较丹田一粒混元气 [00:10:40] 白瑞玉面小霸王 [00:10:43] 两臂一晃3000斤的力量 [00:10:47] 今天都是斩杀 [00:10:49] 脑筋蹦起多高的喊了一声 [00:10:53] 亲 [00:10:57] 再说 [00:10:58] 这大和尚就这一堆有300来斤 [00:11:02] 屁股往下一坠 [00:11:04] 也使足了全身的力量 [00:11:07] 往后使劲儿 [00:11:12] 心里说我不起来 [00:11:14] 白云瑞飞叫他起来 [00:11:17] 再看两个人就脑生菌 [00:11:20] 人们看得清清楚楚 [00:11:24] 白瑞穿着一双靴子 [00:11:27] 把鞋底儿全都拽掉了 [00:11:30] 您说使多大劲儿 [00:11:32] 光剩俩鞋吧了 [00:11:35] 你十个脚趾头往地下扣着反族的力量往怀里拽 [00:11:43] 内核上就在那儿坐着 [00:11:45] 好像屁股灌了铅 [00:11:47] 长得地上相似 [00:11:50] 于瑞莲 [00:11:51] 拉了两下 [00:11:52] 没拉动 [00:11:55] 白瑞的脑袋也冒了汗 [00:11:59] 哎哟 [00:12:00] 心说三个枕头了 [00:12:03] 话已经说绝了 [00:12:05] 难道说真赔他十万两银子吗 [00:12:09] 钱倒是小事儿 [00:12:10] 这跟头栽不起啊 [00:12:12] 这千人宠万人桥 [00:12:14] 一旦传扬出去 [00:12:16] 或白云瑞名声扫地 [00:12:19] 开封府丢人现眼呐 [00:12:22] 而且下一步这和尚还不定多猖狂呢 [00:12:28] 爸爸 [00:12:30] 今天认可累 [00:12:32] 吐血也得把他拉起来 [00:12:37] 俞瑞祥到这第三次胶粒 [00:12:41] 和尚你给我掐啊 [00:12:47] 你听吧 [00:12:48] 白瑞周身上下的骨头节儿嘎巴嘎巴嘎巴直响 [00:12:54] 两眼突出 [00:12:56] 脑筋蹦起来多高 [00:12:59] 云瑞珍叫声真净和尚 [00:13:02] 有点受不了了 [00:13:04] 大和尚本来不想起来 [00:13:08] 这玩意儿拉得 [00:13:10] 实在没办法 [00:13:12] 再要往后这么做的吐血 [00:13:16] 觉着两肋发胀 [00:13:18] 胸口发闷嗓子眼儿直冒热气 [00:13:26] 第三次终于叫白云瑞da la [00:13:31] 云瑞不仅把他拉起来 [00:13:34] 手腕的一把都抽起来了 [00:13:38] 这一招叫老龙 [00:13:40] Du Jia [00:13:42] 啪的一下合上了 [00:13:44] 打了 [00:13:45] 一个跟头就甩出去了 [00:13:52] 摔了个仰面朝天 [00:13:55] 好像从半悬空中掉下个大行李 [00:13:59] 老百姓往后一闪哈 [00:14:03] 全了的和尚还是不行哦 [00:14:07] 大和尚还是不行 [00:14:10] 与此同时 [00:14:12] 开封府的办差官个个甩法城拿绳索过了 [00:14:17] 要困点合成 [00:14:20] 要捆他 [00:14:20] 不费吹灰之力 [00:14:23] 应该让白瑞ELA 1 摔 [00:14:27] 和尚昏昏沉沉 [00:14:30] 已经失去了知觉 [00:14:33] 能有十秒钟没动地方 [00:14:36] 到了11 秒了 [00:14:38] 恍恍惚惚 [00:14:40] 魂儿归鞘 [00:14:41] 这才清醒过来 [00:14:45] 但众人刚往上一闯 [00:14:47] 白月把手一举吗 [00:14:50] 各位弟兄 [00:14:51] 不可如此 [00:14:54] 云瑞亲自过去 [00:14:55] 把和尚浮起来了 [00:14:57] 大师 [00:14:59] 你受惊了 [00:15:00] 白毛得罪了 [00:15:04] 你看看 [00:15:06] 打一巴掌给个甜枣吃 [00:15:09] 把合同给扶起来了 [00:15:12] 和尚就觉着这五脏都放歌羞愧难当 [00:15:18] 臣闻了好半天 [00:15:20] 怪眼观参 [00:15:23] 盯着面前的白云瑞 [00:15:25] 嗯嗯 [00:15:28] 就白了 [00:15:31] 你怎么不把我抓到开封府去 [00:15:33] 怎么不叫包子 [00:15:35] 用狗头铡把我轧了 [00:15:38] 怎么不拿钱把我捆上投入大牢 [00:15:42] 大师 [00:15:43] 您说错了 [00:15:45] 离我远日无冤 [00:15:47] 近日无仇 [00:15:49] 你我是思达豆豆 [00:15:52] 跟开封土豪没关系啊 [00:15:55] 我就是当官差的 [00:15:57] 也不能仗势欺人 [00:16:00] 人非圣贤 [00:16:01] 孰能无过 [00:16:03] 大师啊 [00:16:05] 您不是喝多了 [00:16:07] 就是听信别人的谗言 [00:16:10] 你我之间没有什么利害冲突 [00:16:13] 我焉能下此毒手呢 [00:16:17] 大师 [00:16:17] 这是我讲 [00:16:19] 你要赏敛到里边坐一会儿 [00:16:22] 我把凉水温热 [00:16:25] 你喝两碗茶 [00:16:27] 呃了 [00:16:27] 我告诉除下给您准备吃的 [00:16:30] 想吃什么我给做 [00:16:32] 什么路费不足 [00:16:35] 您张着嘴 [00:16:36] 我给拿路费 [00:16:37] 你我之间就算交个朋友 [00:16:40] 大师 [00:16:41] 您看怎样 [00:16:42] 如果真不长脸 [00:16:44] 你有事要走 [00:16:45] 我绝不挽留你 [00:16:47] 放心我们还不会报复 [00:16:51] 你想上哪去就叫你上哪去 [00:16:54] 怎么样啊 [00:16:57] 一陀佛 [00:17:01] 和尚听到这儿的脸腾就红了 [00:17:05] 简直是无地自容的 [00:17:09] 仰起脸来看看别人a [00:17:12] 这可是我自找的 [00:17:17] 思索多时 [00:17:19] 大和尚双手打奔讯 [00:17:21] 阿弥陀佛 [00:17:24] 云瑞bi 将军 [00:17:27] 千错万错都是拼僧 [00:17:30] 我的错 [00:17:31] 我偌大年纪不分 [00:17:34] 好歹今天跑得京城丢人现眼 [00:17:39] 有道是 [00:17:40] 吃一堑长一智 [00:17:43] 我自己找着碰南墙啊 [00:17:46] 也好 [00:17:47] 我吸收的经验教训 [00:17:50] 我也算遇上了 [00:17:52] 高人也开了眼了 [00:17:55] 也不虚此行 [00:17:58] 白将军 [00:17:59] 我错了 [00:18:01] 各位 [00:18:02] 大家多担待啊 [00:18:04] 我错了 [00:18:05] 既然各位不加罪 [00:18:07] 老僧老僧告辞了 [00:18:11] 青山不老绿水长流 [00:18:14] 它年相见 [00:18:16] 后会有期 [00:18:19] 车辆 [00:18:21] 再看这和尚一下 [00:18:23] 一捡起木鱼和它应用之物 [00:18:28] 还瞅了一眼白春 [00:18:30] 冲着白春还点点头 [00:18:32] 跟大伙儿也点点头 [00:18:34] 转身就走 [00:18:37] 众人一看 [00:18:38] 这么便宜 [00:18:40] 就把他给放了 [00:18:41] 嗯 [00:18:43] 但是这种官最大是白云瑞 [00:18:46] 白云瑞不发话 [00:18:47] 谁敢追啊 [00:18:49] 眼睁睁瞅着和尚 [00:18:52] 就要离开人群 [00:18:54] 谁都没想到 [00:18:56] 陌生和尚又回来了 [00:19:00] 云瑞不了解内情 [00:19:02] 抢上一步就问他 [00:19:05] 大师 [00:19:06] 因何去而复返 [00:19:09] 您还有什么事儿吗 [00:19:12] 阿弥陀佛 [00:19:15] 白将军 [00:19:16] 我哪能就这么走了呢 [00:19:19] 还有些话我还没说呢 [00:19:22] 大师 [00:19:23] 有话请讲 [00:19:25] 嗯 [00:19:27] 和尚往左右看看 [00:19:29] 大概不愿旁人瓶颈 [00:19:32] 凑近白云瑞 [00:19:34] 压低了声音 [00:19:36] 咱为了教您听得清楚 [00:19:38] 把它这个声音dei 扩大多数倍 [00:19:41] 不仅不听 [00:19:42] 不见吗 [00:19:44] 但和尚说的话 [00:19:45] 旁人没听见 [00:19:48] 戴将军 [00:19:50] 深感你高抬贵手之恩 [00:19:55] 贫僧必定报答 [00:19:58] 于瑞一笑 [00:19:59] 大和尚 [00:20:00] 你说的哪里话来 [00:20:02] 您是给我留了情了 [00:20:04] 让我捡了个便宜 [00:20:06] 根本谈不到报答不报答 [00:20:09] 不用客气 [00:20:11] 白将军呢 [00:20:13] 我没说我是谁啊 [00:20:15] 刚才我说我是从边北辽东宽城的三教寺来的 [00:20:21] 这是真的 [00:20:22] 我是三教寺的主持声 [00:20:26] 我的法号叫法坤 [00:20:29] 好 [00:20:30] 我知道 [00:20:32] J 我得告诉你 [00:20:33] 嗯 [00:20:34] 另外 [00:20:35] 我为什么来了 [00:20:37] 我找你就是为怄气来的 [00:20:40] 我有个好朋友叫军长佛禅 [00:20:45] 嗯 [00:20:45] 听说过 [00:20:47] 值得这位高人 [00:20:49] 金港说 [00:20:50] 常跟你们有仇啊 [00:20:53] 他最恨的就是徐良 [00:20:56] 徐良把他的膀子给卸起一个 [00:20:58] 现在成了残疾人 [00:21:01] 在中原没有立足之地 [00:21:04] 万般无奈 [00:21:05] 他一口气跑到辽东 [00:21:08] 就着我花钱 [00:21:10] 比如说我们都是出家人 [00:21:12] 又是好朋友 [00:21:14] 我能不收留吗 [00:21:16] 我就把它收留到三教寺 [00:21:19] 茶余饭后 [00:21:21] 我就打听经过那佛禅 [00:21:24] 把开封府把徐良把你把所有中人的事儿做了介绍 [00:21:31] 我一听你们欺人太甚 [00:21:35] 所以脑子一热也不分是非 [00:21:41] 我向佛陈许诺 [00:21:42] 要给他报仇出气 [00:21:45] 所以呢 [00:21:46] 才来到东京汴梁 [00:21:48] 我堵着门前来调戏 [00:21:52] 这全怪我不对呀 [00:21:54] 哪知道咱一接触我才发现 [00:21:58] 你们都是好人哪 [00:22:01] 跟佛山说的截然不同啊 [00:22:05] 我深受感动 [00:22:07] 白将军 [00:22:09] 这是我要说的第一点 [00:22:12] 另外再向您教点儿比 [00:22:15] 我离开东京之后