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[00:00:03] 于是这几个弟兄让费仲尤浑给珊瑚晕了
[00:00:09] 这费仲游魂呐
[00:00:11] 是真会见机行事啊
[00:00:14] 随机应变
[00:00:15] He 就是这俩人
[00:00:19] 在这酒席宴前
[00:00:21] 对这些个边关守帅不知道怎么献殷勤好了
[00:00:27] 啊
[00:00:28] 一夸这个老将军与华龙这几位少爷内简直地给夸的
[00:00:34] 就如同五朵鲜花啊
[00:00:38] 可惜啊可惜
[00:00:40] 什么这几个少帅都是男儿汉
[00:00:44] 让他呀
[00:00:46] 给夸迷糊了
[00:00:48] 内娱得有点儿吃不住劲儿了
[00:00:51] 从兜里拿出一张图来往桌上
[00:00:55] 这么一放
[00:00:56] 告诉费仲游魂
[00:00:59] 二位钦差
[00:01:00] 看见没有我就凭这张图
[00:01:03] 我就让江霞所谓的百万雄兵是全军覆没呀
[00:01:10] 哦
[00:01:12] 哎呀
[00:01:13] 飞中不住地点头
[00:01:15] 如此说来
[00:01:16] 我兄弟真是大开眼界呀
[00:01:19] 啊
[00:01:20] 少帅
[00:01:20] 能不能叫我弟兄瞻仰瞻仰啊
[00:01:23] 可以挂起来
[00:01:26] 800地图往起这么一旋
[00:01:29] 费仲尤浑不看则已
[00:01:31] 一看
[00:01:32] 呐
[00:01:33] 全糊涂了
[00:01:36] 怎么看不明白
[00:01:37] 他们上哪儿能看得明白去
[00:01:40] 这不是一张普通的图
[00:01:44] 这是一张正图
[00:01:47] 呃呃
[00:01:48] 这位少帅
[00:01:50] 所以这上边既没山水儿
[00:01:53] 也没人儿啊
[00:01:56] 把这哥儿几个都给说了
[00:01:57] 怎么她这看画儿呢
[00:02:00] 哦
[00:02:00] 您在我这图上找山水人物
[00:02:03] 花鸟鱼虫啊
[00:02:05] 没有
[00:02:06] 这是个阵图
[00:02:09] 那么何为真图呢
[00:02:11] 此氖瘟蝗大战呢
[00:02:14] 不瞒那二位大人说
[00:02:17] 我等兄弟还摆不得这个镇
[00:02:21] 怎么我们只有这个图
[00:02:23] 但是不会摆
[00:02:26] 费仲尤浑一听
[00:02:27] 全泄气了
[00:02:29] 怎么这劲费的
[00:02:32] 我们费了多少吐沫压着啊
[00:02:36] 哎哟
[00:02:37] 不知道说点什么好了
[00:02:40] 简直这美颜都成筐了
[00:02:43] 合着白说了
[00:02:45] 哦
[00:02:46] 你们不会买就空钻了这么一张图啊
[00:02:50] 那怎么能够降服得了希奇的百万人马呀
[00:02:57] 于泽听着
[00:02:58] 这哈儿他了
[00:03:00] 二位大人不必担心
[00:03:04] 我们想
[00:03:04] 今夜三更时分
[00:03:07] 请我家恩师下山
[00:03:10] 就在这帅府后花园是设摆香案
[00:03:14] 我们几个兄弟沐浴焚香
[00:03:18] 请老师出山
[00:03:22] 哦哦
[00:03:24] 原来如此
[00:03:25] 费仲尤浑也不敢再说什么了
[00:03:28] 人家哥儿几个把图收起来了
[00:03:30] He 饱餐了一顿
[00:03:33] 费仲尤浑叫盼呐
[00:03:36] 这天赶快黑
[00:03:38] 天黑下来之后
[00:03:40] 啊
[00:03:40] 好
[00:03:40] 这个百香爱请这五位少帅的老师
[00:03:46] 哎
[00:03:46] 他跟这个
[00:03:48] 于是几个兄弟商量
[00:03:50] 而我们能不能见一见
[00:03:54] 小哥儿几个一听
[00:03:55] 挺为难
[00:03:56] 怎么回事儿
[00:03:56] 我师傅这脾气不好
[00:03:58] 哎
[00:04:00] 他不想啊
[00:04:01] 见生人
[00:04:03] 因为他是一位海岛高纤
[00:04:07] 同时呢
[00:04:08] 不知道我师父他老人家
[00:04:11] 啊
[00:04:11] 现不现金身
[00:04:15] 费仲尤浑一厅何为金身呢
[00:04:18] 呃
[00:04:19] 我也不忙
[00:04:20] 二位大人
[00:04:22] 我家跟师啊
[00:04:24] 可非同他人可比
[00:04:27] 因为他老人家是像长三头
[00:04:31] 金盛六杯啊
[00:04:34] 啊
[00:04:36] 费仲尤浑一听差点钻桌子底下
[00:04:39] 怎么回事儿
[00:04:39] 这太可怕了哦
[00:04:42] 这不知这个高纤
[00:04:44] 他让人家这盗号怎么称啊
[00:04:49] 我师父
[00:04:51] 是四海岛中大名鼎鼎
[00:04:53] 上仙炼气士吕岳
[00:04:58] 仙长
[00:05:00] 肺中有火
[00:05:01] 没听见过
[00:05:02] 没听见谁捣鼓过
[00:05:04] 哦
[00:05:05] 这甭问了
[00:05:08] 这位吕大仙是个人物啊
[00:05:11] 啊
[00:05:11] 还不是一般的人物
[00:05:13] 那
[00:05:14] 那我们偷着看一眼吧
[00:05:18] 这俩受了罪了
[00:05:19] 怎么等三更时分
[00:05:22] 唉
[00:05:22] 人家这小哥儿几个香堂沐浴沐浴更衣之后
[00:05:26] 啪把头发全都打开了
[00:05:29] 披头散发
[00:05:31] 蛮懂焚香
[00:05:32] 跪倒在地上
[00:05:35] 这时再向他老师打招呼
[00:05:38] 可能人家师生
[00:05:39] 呃
[00:05:40] 有这么一个
[00:05:42] 约定吧
[00:05:44] 说你们要是想着我
[00:05:46] 不妨就焚香祷告一番
[00:05:48] 老师自然就来了
[00:05:51] 费仲尤浑那毛在内
[00:05:53] 假山后边儿看着这俩
[00:05:56] 心里还合计合计什么呀
[00:05:59] 这几个小子是真能作妖啊
[00:06:03] 啊
[00:06:05] 让他们说的怪吓人的哦
[00:06:10] 必须满斗焚香磕头
[00:06:11] 倒派他老师能下山
[00:06:14] 老师在哪个山上
[00:06:16] 能赶得过来吗
[00:06:18] 唉
[00:06:18] 道路远近呢
[00:06:21] 俩人满腹狐疑
[00:06:23] 还是胡和记就在这时啊
[00:06:26] 忽然间
[00:06:27] 就听半空中有人哈哈大笑
[00:06:30] 好家火声震屋行
[00:06:33] 就这一了呀
[00:06:35] 就那个花园儿里边儿呢花亭子
[00:06:37] 亭子上面呢
[00:06:38] 瓦片儿机咯吱直响
[00:06:41] 那亭子四个犄角哗啦哗啦直掉土
[00:06:44] 把非主流魂吓着了怎么办
[00:06:48] 他们看了看眼前这假山
[00:06:51] 心说这山能不能倒喽
[00:06:53] 别再把我们俩给砸了
[00:06:54] 这俩人一看乎
[00:06:59] 半空中啊
[00:07:00] 一道红光
[00:07:03] 紧跟着
[00:07:05] 下来了一批坐骑
[00:07:07] 这做的也挺吓人
[00:07:10] 说骡子不是骡子
[00:07:11] 马不是马
[00:07:12] 驴不是驴
[00:07:13] 好像橡皮落头
[00:07:16] 又不是骆驼的那形状
[00:07:20] 费仲尤浑一瞧
[00:07:22] 我们可真开眼啦
[00:07:24] 怎么
[00:07:24] 这什么怪兽啊这是
[00:07:27] 再一看跨城坐骑的这位
[00:07:31] 这俩差点背过气去
[00:07:34] 怎么回事儿
[00:07:36] 确实啊
[00:07:37] 三头六背
[00:07:39] 啊蓝脸红发
[00:07:42] 就差一身毛啦
[00:07:44] 那跟妖精差不多了
[00:07:47] 这位
[00:07:48] 从座机上跳起来
[00:07:50] 往这儿一站
[00:07:52] He
[00:07:53] 对于家兄弟啊
[00:07:55] 一齐过来
[00:07:56] 跪倒在地
[00:07:57] 口称闷湿
[00:08:00] 想杀了弟子啊
[00:08:03] 把我都想坏了
[00:08:05] 很想到山上去看望恩师
[00:08:08] 因为五官战事吃紧
[00:08:11] 我父是守关主帅
[00:08:14] 恐怕呀
[00:08:16] 关口丢失
[00:08:17] 让我们祝他一臂之力
[00:08:20] 我们得不出这个时间也是得不出这个空挡啊
[00:08:25] 去看房
[00:08:25] 老师只得在花园
[00:08:28] 这是焚香拜扣啦
[00:08:32] 哎呀
[00:08:35] 这位女县长微微一笑
[00:08:38] 平山大
[00:08:40] 这时
[00:08:40] 阿鱼得站起来
[00:08:43] 悄悄走到老师的跟前
[00:08:46] 滴滴的声音
[00:08:48] 跟他老师说了几句什么
[00:08:50] 他老师点了点头
[00:08:52] 然后只见他把两间这么一晃
[00:08:55] 嘎巴的一声
[00:08:59] 胳膊脑袋全没了
[00:09:01] 全没了
[00:09:02] 不是那三头六臂
[00:09:04] 他收回去了a
[00:09:06] 跟你普通人一样了
[00:09:08] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:09:10] 啊
[00:09:11] 好哇
[00:09:12] 费仲尤浑连眨眼的功夫都没有了
[00:09:16] 把这俩都给看傻啦
[00:09:19] 这俩心里说
[00:09:20] 哎呀
[00:09:22] 可怜呐
[00:09:23] 可怜什么可怜我们官拜上大夫
[00:09:27] 陪王伴驾啊
[00:09:29] 享受人间富贵荣华
[00:09:33] 那是一上朝就成交一
[00:09:37] 夏朝是就骑马呀啊
[00:09:41] 每次跟着皇帝易出油的黄土垫道
[00:09:44] 净水泼街
[00:09:46] 万民叩拜
[00:09:49] 连头都不敢抬
[00:09:51] 我们觉得
[00:09:54] 我们够开窍的了啊
[00:09:57] 这件事不算小了
[00:09:59] 你说吧
[00:10:01] 吃的、喝的、穿的
[00:10:02] 戴的
[00:10:02] 使的
[00:10:03] 用的
[00:10:03] 玩儿的、乐的
[00:10:04] 一切等项什么我没见过呀
[00:10:08] 今儿晚上这老大我们就没见过
[00:10:10] 哎呀
[00:10:11] 咋这么吓人呢
[00:10:13] 这俩人
[00:10:14] 咳嗽一声
[00:10:16] 不由自主
[00:10:18] 六月一愣
[00:10:20] 用手一撕海下的自然
[00:10:24] 挚爱
[00:10:26] 啊
[00:10:27] 红胡子
[00:10:28] 这月生的是红胡子蓝靛脸呐
[00:10:32] 她把眼睛一瞪
[00:10:34] 问他身边徒弟
[00:10:37] 谁在暗中窥探
[00:10:40] 哎哟
[00:10:40] 鱼得赶快给他老师解释
[00:10:43] 啊
[00:10:44] 这是皇帝啊
[00:10:46] 呃
[00:10:46] 亲口封的
[00:10:48] 哎
[00:10:49] 下了一道旨意
[00:10:51] 派到五官来的督战官
[00:10:53] 钦差大人
[00:10:54] 费仲游魂
[00:10:56] 额
[00:10:59] 绿叶一听
[00:10:59] 不是外人
[00:11:00] 请过来我见见
[00:11:03] 把非主流回吓一跳
[00:11:05] 怎么了
[00:11:05] 不是外人在哪儿见过呀
[00:11:08] 没见过这俩
[00:11:10] 赶快过来
[00:11:11] 扑通一下就跪那儿了
[00:11:13] 哎
[00:11:13] 那形象比见纣王啊还惨呢
[00:11:16] 试想头碰地啊
[00:11:19] 拜见上仙侣乐
[00:11:21] 把他们搀扶起来
[00:11:23] 啊
[00:11:23] 评审评审频道怎么敢受此大礼呢
[00:11:28] 嗯
[00:11:30] 我为什么说你们不是外人
[00:11:32] 因为我有一位导游在我的跟前常常提到二宫啊
[00:11:39] 嘿
[00:11:40] Er 一听
[00:11:41] 呃
[00:11:41] 不知是何人
[00:11:43] 在您跟前提过我兄弟之鉴名
[00:11:48] 就是na 高纤申公豹
[00:11:51] 哦
[00:11:53] 嗯
[00:11:54] 肥中游会议厅在这儿啊
[00:11:56] 沉住气了
[00:11:57] 怎么还我打和人原来是深大线
[00:12:02] 哎呀
[00:12:02] 那是我家万岁
[00:12:04] 身边护国军是
[00:12:06] 别看现在没上朝Li Shi
[00:12:10] 但是啊a
[00:12:12] 早就封上了
[00:12:14] 这事儿都瞒不了我们
[00:12:16] 因为什么
[00:12:17] 因为这位申公豹大仙和我们的正宫娘娘妲己娘娘呢
[00:12:21] 是非常之熟悉
[00:12:23] 听说啊啊经常会面
[00:12:26] 经常在一起交谈
[00:12:28] 原来如此he
[00:12:31] 费仲尤浑不那么紧张了
[00:12:34] 呃
[00:12:35] 他悄悄地问
[00:12:36] 这个鱼得
[00:12:37] 呃
[00:12:37] 少帅
[00:12:39] 给高先
[00:12:41] 准备点什么酒饭呢
[00:12:45] 嗨
[00:12:46] 遇得听DJ he 1 摆手
[00:12:47] 不用了
[00:12:48] 因为什么
[00:12:49] 呃
[00:12:50] 我家恩施啊
[00:12:52] 这个不动烟火
[00:12:54] 哎
[00:12:54] 就是指来呀
[00:12:56] 助阵帮忙
[00:12:58] 不吃不喝
[00:12:59] 不要报酬
[00:12:59] 什么都不要
[00:13:00] 哎
[00:13:01] 这个事儿也挺俏
[00:13:02] 费仲尤浑一听
[00:13:04] 挺好
[00:13:06] 这一耽误
[00:13:07] 天就亮啦
[00:13:08] 哎
[00:13:08] 跟观众的这几位主帅啊
[00:13:11] 大将啊是这一见面
[00:13:13] 又是寒暄了一番
[00:13:15] 然后鱼得把这个图捧在他老师跟前
[00:13:18] 问他
[00:13:18] 老师
[00:13:19] 这图该怎么个摆法a
[00:13:23] 当时
[00:13:23] 阿里约要了2000菌株
[00:13:28] 给我2000兵马
[00:13:30] 我要设bi 这座大阵
[00:13:33] 摆阵之前我先得呀
[00:13:37] 给你们敷点药
[00:13:39] 就是在这个穿云观众所有的吧啊
[00:13:42] 文晨那武将啊
[00:13:44] 黎民百姓甭管是谁
[00:13:46] 让他们一人都喝一口
[00:13:49] 什么意思啊
[00:13:50] 增加免疫力
[00:13:51] 大概是说这真要是摆起来之后啊
[00:13:54] 那姜子牙大营就完了
[00:13:57] 你就看不见烟火了
[00:13:59] 甭说他百万雄师
[00:14:01] 200万也不行
[00:14:04] 哎
[00:14:04] 咱们这儿呢服了药之后就没事儿了
[00:14:07] 要不然那就跟姜子牙那不一样了
[00:14:11] 哎哟
[00:14:11] 听着真渗人哪
[00:14:13] 我的天是吧
[00:14:14] 这叫什么镇呢
[00:14:17] 吕月也没隐瞒
[00:14:18] 告诉他们我所摆地震较温煌大阵
[00:14:25] 感情
[00:14:25] 是啊
[00:14:26] 瘟疫
[00:14:28] 瘟疫流行啊
[00:14:30] 那干嘛摆这么个阵
[00:14:32] 嗨
[00:14:34] 这远在上古时呃
[00:14:37] 包括这个
[00:14:39] 这个封神演义作者
[00:14:42] 唉
[00:14:42] 也是好几百年前的这么一位作家
[00:14:46] 当时有些事情可能作家也解释不通
[00:14:50] 哎
[00:14:51] 所以啊
[00:14:52] 他写了这么一部小说
[00:14:55] 哎
[00:14:56] 好多幻想啊
[00:14:57] 都写在这书里边儿
[00:15:00] 当时呢那个科学发展那太慢
[00:15:05] H
[00:15:06] 总而言之就是科学不发达
[00:15:09] 有好多问题呀
[00:15:11] 呃
[00:15:12] 没有答案
[00:15:14] 也做不出解释
[00:15:15] 所以就通过这摆阵
[00:15:18] 实际
[00:15:20] 那就是流行病
[00:15:23] 这个阵摆上真吓人呐
[00:15:27] 摆完之后
[00:15:29] 他这才
[00:15:31] 告诉他这几个弟子
[00:15:33] 我要亲自见一见这个姜子牙
[00:15:37] 他领着瑜伽
[00:15:38] 几个兄弟到阵前
[00:15:40] 一见这位姜丞相
[00:15:43] 姜子牙就一愣
[00:15:44] 怎么办
[00:15:46] 哪儿来这么一位啊
[00:15:48] 要麻烦哪
[00:15:51] 子牙就很紧张紧张
[00:15:53] 什么是来这个组
[00:15:56] 那么这账有点不太好打了
[00:16:00] 子牙心里的痛明白
[00:16:03] 特别他后边儿待着的内几个弟子
[00:16:07] 这吕跃到没吹胡子瞪眼啊
[00:16:10] 见着姜子牙
[00:16:12] 还管他叫道友
[00:16:14] 你看
[00:16:15] 也不称将元帅
[00:16:16] 也不叫江城下
[00:16:18] 啊
[00:16:18] 讲到有
[00:16:20] 曾牙也dei
[00:16:21] 以礼还礼呀
[00:16:23] 也得到有相乘啊
[00:16:25] 不知仙师从哪里来
[00:16:28] 唉
[00:16:29] 岳摆了摆手
[00:16:30] 你不要问了
[00:16:31] 我是受人之托前来祖兵
[00:16:36] 那么你要是真明白些兵书战策
[00:16:41] 哎
[00:16:41] 懂得一些人情势力
[00:16:44] He
[00:16:46] 旁边小弟兄就有点儿不太听
[00:16:48] 怎么哪有这么说我是属姜子牙的哦
[00:16:53] 身为稀奇主帅
[00:16:54] 人情事理都不懂
[00:16:57] 这话说的有点儿太不头疼啦
[00:17:00] 子牙摆了摆手
[00:17:02] 意思让他们少说话
[00:17:05] 听这位吕道长说什么
[00:17:08] 阿紫牙问了一句
[00:17:09] 那么我懂事理
[00:17:11] 导游
[00:17:12] 你看该怎么办呢
[00:17:15] 你要懂事你就赶快呀
[00:17:17] 那首投降
[00:17:19] 把你这些人马呀都打发回家去
[00:17:23] 别让他们在这儿白白送命
[00:17:26] 你呢
[00:17:27] 还有你那个王千岁激发
[00:17:30] 还有那个黄飞虎
[00:17:33] 你们就自动的
[00:17:35] 上木笼囚车
[00:17:37] 让他边关守帅
[00:17:38] 把你们送往京师
[00:17:40] 听候天子发落就算了
[00:17:44] 你要不明事理呢
[00:17:46] 那么你这个百万人吧
[00:17:48] 也就全完了
[00:17:51] 货
[00:17:53] 子牙一厅
[00:17:54] 好大口气啊
[00:17:56] 不由得点了点头
[00:17:58] 他心想
[00:18:00] 哎呀
[00:18:02] 这位先生
[00:18:04] 够冲的啊
[00:18:06] 听这话说的
[00:18:07] 多大呀这是
[00:18:09] 你以为我姜子牙没见过世面啊
[00:18:13] 你不是就摆了坐镇吗
[00:18:16] 我见过镇呢
[00:18:17] 九曲黄河阵我都见了
[00:18:20] 你还打to 那个镇呀
[00:18:22] 我不妨看一看
[00:18:23] 可以啊
[00:18:24] 所以我来
[00:18:25] 吕月在前
[00:18:27] 子牙在后
[00:18:28] 子牙没带更多的人啊
[00:18:31] 只带杨戬一个
[00:18:32] 跟我进城看看去就行了啊
[00:18:35] 带劲
[00:18:36] 震中来
[00:18:37] 一进这个镇门
[00:18:38] 只见吕跃把双肩这么一头
[00:18:40] 咔咔的一声
[00:18:41] 他现了原身啊
[00:18:43] 三头六背把姜子牙和杨戬呐
[00:18:47] 给吓了一大跳
[00:18:49] 哭啊
[00:18:51] 杨姐一看
[00:18:52] 这真有点儿出手儿啊
[00:18:54] 我说
[00:18:55] 哎
[00:18:55] 刚才呃
[00:18:57] 平平常常地在震前说了那么几句话
[00:19:00] 话虽然说得大点儿
[00:19:02] 但是看着比较正常
[00:19:04] 顺溜虽然生的是红头红胡子
[00:19:09] 脸儿啊
[00:19:10] 是蓝的
[00:19:11] 呃
[00:19:12] 怪吓人的
[00:19:14] 但也比这个顺溜啊
[00:19:16] 好家火
[00:19:17] 这扎扎约约的三个脑袋六只胳膊
[00:19:21] 子牙也得绷着点儿啊
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