[00:00:00] Criminal (罪犯) - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:00:00] Written by:Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass [00:00:03] A lot of people ask me [00:00:07] Stupid f**kin questions [00:00:10] A lot of people think that [00:00:12] What I say on records [00:00:14] Or what I talk about on a record [00:00:16] That I actually do in real life [00:00:18] Or that I believe in it [00:00:22] Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that [00:00:26] I'm actually gonna do it [00:00:27] Or that I believe in it [00:00:31] Well sh*t if you believe that [00:00:34] Then I'll kill you [00:00:37] You know why [00:00:39] Cuz I'm a [00:00:40] Criminal [00:00:44] Criminal [00:00:47] You God damn right [00:00:49] I'm a criminal [00:00:53] Yeah I'm a criminal [00:00:58] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:01:00] That'll stab you in the head [00:01:02] Whether you're a fag or lez [00:01:03] Or the homosex [00:01:04] Hermaph or a trans-a-vest [00:01:05] Pants or dress - hate fags [00:01:06] The answers yes [00:01:07] Homophobic [00:01:08] Nah you're just heterophobic [00:01:10] Starin at my jeans [00:01:11] Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh ) [00:01:12] Thats my motherf**kin balls [00:01:13] You'd better let go of em [00:01:14] They belong in my scrotum [00:01:15] Youll never get hold of em [00:01:17] Hey it's me versace [00:01:18] Whoops somebody shot me [00:01:19] And I was just checkin the mail [00:01:21] Get it checkin the male [00:01:22] How many records you expectin to sell [00:01:23] After your second lp sends you directly to jail [00:01:26] Cmon -- relax guy [00:01:27] I like gay men [00:01:29] Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men ) [00:01:31] Please lord this boy needs jesus [00:01:33] Heal this child help us destroy these demons [00:01:36] Oh and please send me a brand new car [00:01:38] And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital [00:01:41] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [00:01:43] You can't reach me my mom can't neither [00:01:45] You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause [00:01:47] I watch tv and comcast cable [00:01:50] And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [00:01:52] You can't stop me from toppin these charts [00:01:55] And you can't stop me from droppin each march [00:01:57] With a brand new cd for these f**kin retards [00:01:59] Duhhh and to think it's just little ol me [00:02:02] Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave [00:02:04] I'm a criminal [00:02:05] Cuz every time I write a rhyme [00:02:06] These people think it's a crime [00:02:07] To tell em whats on my mind [00:02:08] I guess I'm a criminal [00:02:10] But I don't gotta say a word [00:02:11] I just flip em the bird [00:02:12] And keep goin I don't take sh*t from no one [00:02:14] Cuz every time I write a rhyme [00:02:15] These people think it's a crime [00:02:16] To tell em whats on my mind [00:02:17] I guess I'm a criminal [00:02:18] But I don't gotta say a word [00:02:20] I just flip em the bird [00:02:21] And keep goin I don't take sh*t from no one [00:02:23] My mother did drugs - tar [00:02:25] Liquor cigarettes and speed [00:02:26] The baby came out - disfigured [00:02:27] Ligaments indeed [00:02:27] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [00:02:30] Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [00:02:32] I'm a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed [00:02:34] But how the f**k you sposed to grow up when you werent raised [00:02:37] So as I got older and I got a lot taller [00:02:39] My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger [00:02:41] I drink malt liquor to f**k you up quicker [00:02:43] Than you'd wanna f**k me up for sayin the word [00:02:46] My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral [00:02:48] Sex in his oval office on top of his desk [00:02:51] Off of his own employee [00:02:52] Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [00:02:53] You can't miss me I'm white blonde-haired [00:02:55] And my nose is pointy [00:02:56] I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [00:02:58] In plane crashes and laughs [00:02:59] As long as it ain't happened to him