[00:00:00] Titties & Beer (乳房 ＆ 啤酒) - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)
[00:00:07] It was the BLACKEST NIGHT
[00:00:08] There was no MOON in sight
[00:00:10] You know the stars ain't shinin'
[00:00:12] 'Cause the sky's too tight
[00:00:13] I heard the SCARY WIND
[00:00:15] I seen some UGLY TREES
[00:00:17] There was a WEREWOLF honkin'
[00:00:19] 'Long the side of me
[00:00:21] I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
[00:00:25] Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
[00:00:28] Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME
[00:00:32] 'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY (mystery)
[00:00:35] (How 're you doin' )
[00:00:42] I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
[00:00:44] Acted WEIRD up here
[00:00:45] And so I figured I might
[00:00:47] Just drink a little BEER
[00:00:49] I said "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on "
[00:00:53] But there was NO REPLY
[00:00:55] 'Cause SHE WAS GONE
[00:00:57] "Where's those TITTIES I like so well
[00:01:00] 'N' my GODDAM BEER "
[00:01:02] Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise
[00:01:06] Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped THE DEVIL
[00:01:09] (He's about THIS BIG )
[00:01:10] He had a RED SUIT on
[00:01:12] An' a WIDOW'S PEAK
[00:01:14] An' then a POINTED TAIL
[00:01:16] 'N like a SULPHUR REEK
[00:01:18] Yes it was HIM awright
[00:01:19] I swear I KNOWED IT WAS
[00:01:21] He had some HUMAN FLESH
[00:01:23] Stuck underneath his CLAWS
[00:01:24] You know it looked to me
[00:01:27] Like it was TITTY SKIN
[00:01:28] I said "YOU SON-OF-A-B**CH "
[00:01:29] ('Cause I was MAD at him )
[00:01:32] He just got out his floss
[00:01:33] 'N started cleanin' his fang
[00:01:35] So I shot him with my shooter
[00:01:38] Said: BANG BANG BANG
[00:01:39] Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away
[00:01:42] You know I ate her all up now what you
[00:01:44] Gonna say "
[00:01:46] YOU ATE MY CHRISSY
[00:01:48] "Yeah TITTIES 'N ALL "
[00:01:49] WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN
[00:01:51] "Now were the cans THIS tall "
[00:01:54] EVEN HER BOOTS
[00:01:55] "Would I LIE to you "
[00:01:57] SH*T YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY
[00:01:58] "Yeah THIS is TRUE "
[00:02:00] DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
[00:02:03] STUFF THAT YOU DO
[00:02:04] "Well you know I can't complain when the checks come through "
[00:02:06] WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY
[00:02:08] Oh yeah
[00:02:08] 'N I WANT MY BEER
[00:02:10] Hah
[00:02:10] SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP
[00:02:12] NOW DEVIL DO YOU HEAR
[00:02:15] Look:
[00:02:15] "Blow it out your a** motorcycle man
[00:02:18] I mean I am THE DEVIL do you UNDERSTAND
[00:02:22] Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
[00:02:24] TITTIES AND BEER
[00:02:25] I suppose you noticed this little
[00:02:27] CONTRACT here "
[00:02:29] YER GODDAM RIGHT YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE
[00:02:32] Don't call me that
[00:02:34] THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
[00:02:35] I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR
[00:02:36] GIMME THAT PAPER BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN
[00:02:39] BECAUSE I NEED A BEER 'N IT'S TITTY-
[00:02:42] SQUEEZIN' TIME
[00:02:43] "Man you can't fool ME You ain't THAT bad
[00:02:46] Oh yeah
[00:02:47] Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD
[00:02:50] There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO
[00:02:52] 'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU "
[00:02:57] LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
[00:03:00] THAT'S TRUE
[00:03:01] I MEAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO WHATCHA
[00:03:03] GONNA DO
[00:03:03] HEH
[00:03:04] Now hold on just a second
[00:03:06] You wanna make a deal with me hah
[00:03:08] Yeah
[00:03:08] Well ah I don't know man you know
[00:03:10] I just don't know about this
[00:03:12] What
[00:03:12] See cause I
[00:03:13] Listen you're are you losing your nerve
[00:03:15] No man it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve
[00:03:17] You're supposed to be the devil
[00:03:19] It's got to do
[00:03:19] You're supposed to be bad
[00:03:20] It's got to do with style fool
[00:03:22] I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell
[00:03:24] You know
[00:03:25] Well actually to tell you tell you the honest to God
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