[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 第683 集 [00:00:05] 我外孙呢 [00:00:09] 刚才还光鲜的长袍 [00:00:11] 顿时就变成难民一般的装束 [00:00:13] 灰头土脸 [00:00:14] 人人一嘴沙子 [00:00:17] 怒瞪着愤怒的眼睛看着面前这般恶客 [00:00:21] 除老爷子猝不及防之下 [00:00:23] 结结实实的吞了一口灰尘 [00:00:25] 勃然大怒 [00:00:27] 要不 [00:00:28] 你他娘的不要以为老子怕了 [00:00:30] 你感到我楚家门前撒野 [00:00:32] 你胆肥了 [00:00:35] 杨爆老爷子一部雪白的大胡子吹得笔直 [00:00:38] 乐不可支 [00:00:40] 哈哈哈哈 [00:00:42] 除了皮肤啊 [00:00:43] 多年不见 [00:00:44] 你竟然依然健在啊 [00:00:46] 楚雄成怒道 [00:00:48] 你死了老子都不会死的 [00:00:51] 车厢里一个声音哼了一声 [00:00:55] 哼 [00:00:56] 楚雄诚 [00:00:58] 你这是在诅咒老身守寡吗 [00:01:03] 楚雄成毅待满头大汗 [00:01:06] 呃 [00:01:06] 你也来了 [00:01:08] 杨爆老爷子一副胜利者的面目 [00:01:11] 斜撇着楚雄成 [00:01:13] 他快活地笑了一声 [00:01:15] 哈哈哈 [00:01:16] 楚雄诚啊 [00:01:17] 你想不到我夫人也来了吧 [00:01:21] 楚老爷子胸口一阵憋闷 [00:01:22] 反唇相讥 [00:01:25] 这些年 [00:01:26] 且算盘跪烂几个辣 [00:01:29] 亏你个懒蛋 [00:01:31] 杨豹被说到痛处 [00:01:33] 顿时大怒 [00:01:34] 就要发作 [00:01:35] 这时 [00:01:36] 楚飞凌和杨若兰才匆匆地跑过来 [00:01:39] 杨若兰隔着老远就叫道 [00:01:42] 爹娘你们要来 [00:01:44] 怎么也不提前说一声 [00:01:47] 不提前说一声 [00:01:49] 就是为了给你们一个惊喜吗 [00:01:52] 杨豹摆了摆大头 [00:01:54] 现在我外孙找回来了 [00:01:56] 不跟你们生这些闲气 [00:01:58] 楚雄诚 [00:01:59] 你还不让客人进家门 [00:02:01] 更待何时啊 [00:02:04] 朱老爷子悻悻地哼了一声 [00:02:06] 让开路 [00:02:07] 行 [00:02:09] 请进 [00:02:10] 杨宝翻身下马 [00:02:11] 呵呵大笑 [00:02:13] 大踏步地走进门去 [00:02:14] 一边大声的、轰隆隆地说道 [00:02:17] 我的外孙子还不让他出来拜见外首付啊 [00:02:21] 哼 [00:02:21] 多少年没见那小玩意儿啦 [00:02:23] 当年才一尺长短 [00:02:25] 现在光是 儿也一尺了吧 [00:02:30] 楚雄诚的脸上顿时就堆满了黄岩 [00:02:34] 在楚家人的前呼后拥之下 [00:02:36] 终于将杨家人迎了进去 [00:02:39] 自游人前去招呼那两百血一怼 [00:02:42] 而一干重要人员就都来到楚家的议事大厅 [00:02:46] 重要亲戚来临 [00:02:47] 楚家楚老爷子、楚飞凌夫妇、楚飞龙夫妇处加几个孙儿 [00:02:53] 段淑仪带着儿子女儿 [00:02:55] 褚飞燕的妻子带着儿子、女儿匆匆在做 [00:02:59] 楚飞烟现在正在帮楚神医看店 [00:03:02] 自然不在这里 [00:03:04] 至于杨佳方面 [00:03:06] 则是杨爆老爷子夫妇、杨若雄夫妇 [00:03:09] 此外 [00:03:10] 还有两个大个子少年 [00:03:12] 个顶个儿长得跟杨若雄一个样子 [00:03:15] 人高马大 [00:03:15] 虎背熊腰 [00:03:17] 只是少了那条络腮胡子 [00:03:19] 此外 [00:03:20] 还有一个一身红衣服的明眸皓齿的少女 [00:03:24] 却是杨若雄的女儿 [00:03:26] 楚阳的表妹 [00:03:28] 楚飞凌低迷 [00:03:29] 顺眼的坐在座位上 [00:03:31] 每次看到老丈人与大舅子的样子 [00:03:34] 楚菲灵就禁不住一句话也不想说了 [00:03:36] 还得在心里头感谢一下漫天神佛 [00:03:40] 幸亏若兰长得不跟他爹和他哥哥似的 [00:03:44] 要不然这日子咋过呀 [00:03:48] 管家遣人上茶 [00:03:50] 顿时整个大厅茶香四溢 [00:03:53] 楚飞凌的大舅紫阳若熊一屁股坐在大厅的椅子上 [00:03:57] 众人顿时就听见那椅子立刻就发出一阵令人牙酸的吱呀吱呀的动静 [00:04:03] 被这个壮硕的大汉一座几乎散了架 [00:04:07] 端起茶水 [00:04:08] 也不管烫不烫 [00:04:09] 咕咚一口 [00:04:11] 那不小的茶杯 [00:04:12] 整杯茶水连茶叶一起进了肚子 [00:04:16] 嚼了嚼 [00:04:16] 咽了下去 [00:04:18] 呸 [00:04:19] 不是好茶这么苦啊 [00:04:22] 那红衣少女顿时就满脸纠结 [00:04:26] 第一 [00:04:27] 不读你就不要说话 [00:04:29] 啥都是苦的 [00:04:31] 杨若熊咧开了嘴 [00:04:34] 渭南 [00:04:35] 你也岂能不知道茶叶多苦啊 [00:04:39] 楚飞凌翻了个白眼儿 [00:04:40] 新的 [00:04:41] 知道你还说呀 [00:04:43] 我算看明白了 [00:04:45] 今天让你来 [00:04:46] 纯粹就是来耍250 看二杆子的 [00:04:50] 杨爆老爷子用手文质彬彬的分开嘴角的胡子 [00:04:55] 将一杯茶水咕咚一下倒进口里采 [00:04:58] 慢条斯理很是斯文的放下 [00:05:02] 楚雄诚啊 [00:05:04] 这就是你的迎客的阵容啊 [00:05:08] 说老爷子心中有鬼 [00:05:10] 笑道 [00:05:11] 啊 [00:05:12] 亲家先喝茶 [00:05:14] 喝什么鸟茶 [00:05:16] 杨豹站起来 [00:05:18] 这些人我都见过他 [00:05:21] 我外孙儿没见过 [00:05:23] 这里面全部有 [00:05:25] 啊嘎嘎的一阵怪笑 [00:05:27] 呵呵呵呵 [00:05:28] 怎么的 [00:05:30] 还想给老子一个惊喜啊 [00:05:32] 又不是什么宝贝 [00:05:34] 赶紧让他出来让本外公看看 [00:05:37] 在外面18年半 [00:05:38] 拉长成啥德行啊 [00:05:42] 楚雄诚脸上痉挛一下 [00:05:44] 将自己的嘴角la la 强行扯出一个笑容 [00:05:47] 有些低声下气的 [00:05:50] 这个 [00:05:51] 洋洋他现在不在家里 [00:05:54] 可能在一管 [00:05:56] 那还不睡觉啊 [00:05:58] 杨宝眼睛一瞪 [00:06:01] 楚雄诚求助的目光看向杨老夫人 [00:06:04] 亲家母 [00:06:06] 杨老夫人看上去甚是福泰 [00:06:09] 慈眉善目 [00:06:09] 花白头发 [00:06:11] 眉宇之间依然秀美 [00:06:13] 依然能够隐约看出年轻时候那般无上风华 [00:06:18] 他看着楚雄成 [00:06:19] 有些感叹得道 [00:06:22] 熊成啊 [00:06:24] 咱们可是有好多年不见面啦 [00:06:28] 楚雄诚待了待 [00:06:29] 怅然叹道 [00:06:32] 是啊 [00:06:33] 确实勾起了年轻时候的回忆 [00:06:37] 你加我那两位老妹子呢 [00:06:40] 杨老夫人叹息着问道 [00:06:42] 怎么不见了 [00:06:45] 楚老爷子长叹一声 [00:06:47] 指了指脚下 [00:06:48] 大地已经到下面去啦 [00:06:53] 哎 [00:06:55] 这么多年就你一个人 [00:06:58] 杨老夫人同情的问道 [00:07:00] 你也够苦的 [00:07:02] 少年夫妻老来伴呢 [00:07:06] 除老爷子仰天长叹 [00:07:09] 一言难尽呐 [00:07:12] 新到就算打个老光棍 [00:07:15] 也比当初把你娶回家来 [00:07:16] 要轻松得多呀 [00:07:18] 要不然 [00:07:19] 用铁算盘练了铁膝神功 [00:07:21] 那就是我啦 [00:07:23] 老子比杨宝强的地方 [00:07:25] 那就是懂得明哲保身啊 [00:07:28] 但是这句话当然不敢说出来了 [00:07:32] 杨柏老爷子看看这个 [00:07:34] 看看那个 [00:07:35] 张了张嘴 [00:07:36] 又咽了回去 [00:07:37] 接着又张张嘴 [00:07:39] 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