[00:00:00] He's The D.J. I'm The Rapper - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince [00:00:03] Written by:Will Smith/Jeffrey Townes [00:00:08] Uh uhh ahh ughhhhhhh [00:00:10] Yo Jeffrey bust it [00:00:15] What are ya doing in there [00:00:18] Word 'em up word 'em up word 'em up [00:00:20] In the place at about this time [00:00:21] DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu-bu-bugging out [00:00:24] Losing it all no sense [00:00:27] Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man scratch it [00:00:33] Ughhhhh aw that was decent [00:00:36] Now scratch it a quick joint a quick one Jeff [00:00:43] Ooooooh yeah yeah [00:00:46] We just bugging we just having some fun [00:00:48] Me and Jeffrey [00:00:50] He's the DJ I'm the Rapper [00:00:53] Hello can anybody hear me [00:00:58] You can Aight that's good you can hear me [00:01:01] OK it's clear It's good OK everybody's got it [00:01:03] One two [00:01:05] One two and [00:01:06] My rhymes have been written not to be bitten [00:01:09] But as it seems some suckers keep forgetting [00:01:11] The rules about rapping but that's alright [00:01:13] Cause in the next five minutes I'ma have them all uptight [00:01:15] Stronger than a dinosaur better known than Santa [00:01:17] Man the battles I battle I usually win 'em [00:01:19] In less than a minute but it all depends [00:01:21] On how long it takes you rappers to realize [00:01:23] That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous [00:01:25] Didn't you get my message inside of the question [00:01:28] Cause you're toys boys I'm the Real McCoy [00:01:30] I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed [00:01:32] If I was Fred Flintstone I'd probably own all of Bedrock [00:01:34] If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock [00:01:36] If I was in the Navy I would own the sea [00:01:38] But I'm a poet so I own the whole rap industry [00:01:40] I'm like a lion my man and the streets are my den [00:01:42] It's either kill or be killed so I kill [00:01:44] I kill again and again and again [00:01:45] The X amount of times rappers I'll slaughter them [00:01:47] I tie 'em up and throw them in the water [00:01:49] Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened [00:01:50] Until somebody else starts rapping [00:01:52] That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo [00:01:55] Or maybe like Commando or like Lando [00:01:57] Calrissian cause you know he was down with the Force [00:01:59] Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse [00:02:01] Think that you can beat me rapping man you must be silly [00:02:03] Man I really really really really really really [00:02:05] Hate when people doubt my ability [00:02:07] And I have to prove superiority [00:02:10] If rap was basketball I would be in luck [00:02:12] Cause everytime I freestyled it would be a slam dunk [00:02:14] Man I'm the engineer and you're the passangers [00:02:16] Taking on a voyage a hip-hop massacre [00:02:18] The Jason of rap Freddy Kruger of rhyming [00:02:20] And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man [00:02:22] People will run to Philadelphia Pennsylvania [00:02:24] To all join in to this Fresh Prince mania [00:02:26] My face in magazines on your radio or stereo [00:02:28] Everywhere you go audio and video [00:02:30] A hip-hop terrorist war like vocalist [00:02:32] Other rappers say Yo Prince why don't you show me this [00:02:35] Style now you must be tripping [00:02:36] It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in [00:02:39] My rhyme cause it's a timebomb I'm not kidding [00:02:41] My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten [00:02:43] I'm quick and nimble a status symbol [00:02:45] I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's [00:02:47] I'll drop kick a hurricane bodyslam a tidal wave [00:02:49] Walk through a tornado or a volcano [00:02:51] But I'll be OK though [00:02:53] And here's some more info that you rappers should know [00:02:55] You are the bombs and I will defuse you [00:02:57] I am the lawyer and I'm going to accuse you [00:02:59] Of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty [00:03:01] There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me [00:03:04] Rapping any time of day