Shana - Jaz Written by:The Jaz This is MC Jaz and I'm gonna Talk about somebody know why 'Cause I wanna The truth the whole truth Nothing but scout's honor A blast from the past this girl named Shana Skin so smooth didn't need no lotion That's irrelevant yo bust the motion It was about 4 years ago 10 below 11 inches of snow As I stood on the corner to cross the street I saw a piece of pure perfection Lookin' good enough to eat I took a deep breath said hey you stop She turned around and shouted step off baby pop I said what's up what's your beef missy Yo don't be stuck up don't be so pissy Her upper lip dropped Shana stopped She said there ain't no Need to be blowing your top A cute little honey in a bundle of fur She could say the word and I would be cursed You're definitely dear Devastatingly darlin' Please pass the digits tomorrow I'll be callin' She gave em up as I clocked her shameless I said what's your name She said my name is I called her daily and I rang the line Two weeks later Shana was mine Wednesday's her house Thursday's Laces Friday Red Parrot were our favorite places I was her bo and she was my biddy She called me handsome I called her pretty But something happened boy Was it a pity My girl Shana got high seddidy Demanding that I buy her fur coats and jewels I was living in a project She musta been fooled Talking bout nugget goes good on my wrist Asking me for diamonds that were big as my fist Man just to feed her my pockets been bleedin' Like a drunk race driver that girl was speedin' I was needin to get out of that I couldn't stay with A money hound so I had to do away with We were apart for two weeks and I was missing her All the huggin' and the loving and the kissing her Yo I wanted to call her But I needed to talk face to face So I stepped over to her place Knock knock Hey baby it's yours truly Come on and talk to me and don't be unruly I said what's the matter girl can't you speak You ain't seen The Jaz in about 2 weeks You got somethin' to say to me don't you I'm so confused so won't you Tell me what's goin' with on Say the word and I'll be gone She said bye I don't want A thing to do with you Let the door knob hit you where The good lord split you I was so upset I coulda cursed her mother But I cooled cause I knew that I'd recover Stepped through the door cold bam slam She said go on go on beat it scram Dismissed and dissed so skidaddled I did And my only consolation was I got rid of Time passed and I got a new honey A sweet treat that ain't hungry for my money Thank God when she was taken glad that I took her She's kind by design and a real good looker Warm and charming with style and grace Not to mention that she has good taste Clocked a move cause there's move to clock Chillin' at the parrot Parked my car in the lot On the guest list line lookin' over my shoulder Silky hair soft fur And didn't look a day older I tried to avoid her Pushed and shoved to get past Then Shana shouted out Is that you Jaz With that big three foot truck diesel rope And that soft frehs leather Lookin' dumber than dope She said I must be goin' psycho As far as you and I go The only car you drove was made by Tyco Driftin' on the thought I'm wonderin' whether We can do right and eh Get together No question you're willin' of course Come on my place or yours I said I'm just thinkin' about The times when you drove me crazy The gall the audacity you amaze me Took me for worse that's totally weak Money ain't everything you crabby old freak You tried to do me like toilet paper that's okay Blow your nose and wipe and cold flush me away But eh I saw the light and I saw it in time Before you tried to beat me for my last thin' dime I played her out she had nothin' to say Shrugged her shoulders and switched away I keep my mind in track though I ain't no runner