Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady 百里挑一的美女 All right 好吧 Stop whatcha doing 停下你手中的事情 'Cause I'm about to ruin 因为我要开始重塑 The image and the style that ya used to 你曾经的形象和台风 I look funny 我看着好笑 But yo I'm makingmoney see 可是你看 我在赚钞票 So yo world I hope you're ready for me 我希望 你的世界随时为我打开 Now gather round 现在 聚拢一点 I'm the new fool in town 我是城里新来的傻瓜 And my sound's laid down by the underground 我的人微言轻 I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf 我喝光了你搁在架子上的Hennessey So just let me introduce myself 让我介绍下我自己吧 My name is humty pronounced with a umpty 我的名字叫humty H不发音 Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee 女士们 我多么喜欢摇摆啊 And all the rappers in the top ten please 请跟最喜欢的十个说唱歌手说 Allow me to bump thee 允许我再次狂欢 I'm steppingtall y'all 我到处偷瞄 And just like humty dumpty 就像humty dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me 当音乐响起时 你就会出现 I like to rhyme 我喜欢这韵律 I like my beats funky 我喜欢我的节拍 I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy 我充满力量 我喜欢我自己 I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack 我讨厌机智狡猾的人 But sometimes I get ridiculous 可有时 我也很无理取闹 I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice 我会吃光你的饼干和甘草糖 Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish 你这个肥妞 可真难对付 Yeah I called ya fat 是的 我就叫你胖妹 Look at me I'm skinny 看我 我多苗条 It never stopped me from gettingbusy 我总是很忙碌 永不停息 I'm a freak 我是个怪人 I like the girls with the boom 我喜欢性感美女 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom 有一次 我和一个女人跑到汉堡王洗手间里忙活 I'm crazy 我是个疯子 Allow me to amaze thee 别介意我这疯狂劲 They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me 他们说我很丑 我一点都不在乎 I'm still gettingin the girls' pants 我依旧万花丛中过 And I even got my own dance 我甚至开始有了专属舞曲 The humty dance is your chance to do the hump 这将是你最佳时机 Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump 来吧 随着动感节拍跳起来吧 Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump 看着我 随着动感节拍跳起来吧 Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump 你知道吗 我随着动感节拍舞动 Do the humty hump do the humty hump 随着动感节拍跳起来吧 People say yo humty you're really funny lookin 人们说 humty你真的很滑稽 That's all right 'cause I get things cooking 这是必然 因为我已准备就绪 Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me 你看着我 羡慕我 还想跟我比比高低 But ya can't get near me 可你无法近我的身 I give 'em more see and on the floor b 他们看到最多的就是贫贱的生活 All the girls they adore me 姑娘们崇拜我 Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere 是的 女士们 我很实诚 'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear 因为 摆好姿势 我那驼峰一样的鼻子会你欲仙欲死 My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed 我有个大鼻子 这可没啥不好意思 Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid 鼻子大得好像那泡菜的坛子 可我依旧毫不在乎 I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge 女人迎面扑来 你知道的 我的生活和我的大鼻子 Both how I'm livingand my nose is large 都得听我的 I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid 我变得越来越蠢 就像中了丘比特之箭 I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid 我觉得并非一切都毫无意义 I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it 我唱歌不错 如果你没听过 I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits 我就是那个吃光你饼干的人