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[00:00:02] 俗话说
[00:00:04] 天地之大
[00:00:06] 无奇不有
[00:00:10] 十个手指头不一般长
[00:00:13] 这人也是长短不齐
[00:00:18] 咱们前文书说了
[00:00:21] 正在时迁众人危难之中
[00:00:25] 那个管得宽来了
[00:00:29] 他是叫管得宽吗
[00:00:31] 他是那么说
[00:00:32] 谁也不信
[00:00:35] 但是
[00:00:35] 究竟这主是谁姓字名谁
[00:00:38] 什么出身
[00:00:40] 谁也不知道
[00:00:43] 别看这样
[00:00:44] 这人这本事高的可不得了
[00:00:48] 来无踪
[00:00:49] 去无影
[00:00:51] 谁也没想到在这个节骨眼儿上摊露了面
[00:00:56] 别看年轻有气派
[00:00:59] 有气质
[00:01:01] 往人前一戳一站
[00:01:03] 你不敢小看
[00:01:05] 穿的倍儿干净
[00:01:07] 身上连个黑点都没有
[00:01:10] 长得也帅气
[00:01:13] 你看好像个文弱的书生
[00:01:16] 仔细看又像杀人不眨眼的阎罗王
[00:01:23] 这小伙往院中一站
[00:01:25] 丁字步站好了
[00:01:27] 手里还拿着把洒金折扇
[00:01:31] 看着那么洒脱
[00:01:34] 那么漂亮
[00:01:36] 这家伙用扇子戳着
[00:01:39] 光明和尚和三德大法师等人
[00:01:42] 你你你你你你
[00:01:48] 我说你们猖狂什么
[00:01:50] 你们觉得你们是少林的人
[00:01:53] 哦
[00:01:53] 上帝就了不起
[00:01:56] 是啊
[00:01:57] 少林派
[00:01:59] 天下无数头一家
[00:02:02] 金字招牌
[00:02:04] 少林里边有不少有名的出家人
[00:02:09] 有不少了不起的英雄好汉、侠剑客
[00:02:14] 但是
[00:02:15] 烂鱼出数的也大有人在啊
[00:02:20] 你你你你你你们都是滥竽充数
[00:02:26] 也不是我说句大话
[00:02:29] 就是当今少林第几个当家的
[00:02:32] 什么仇连瑞冷联名金眉罗汉、陆登云
[00:02:39] 还有内衣空也都是碌碌之辈啊
[00:02:45] 借着少林寺的光芒四射的招牌
[00:02:50] 你们做些见不得人的事儿
[00:02:53] 我不愿意说闲话
[00:02:56] 河上有干这事儿的吗
[00:02:59] 杀生害命
[00:03:01] 分帮论派
[00:03:03] 这都是佛门弟子应该干的事儿吗
[00:03:07] 看来我佛不知道啊
[00:03:10] 佛也真有灵
[00:03:12] 就应当狠狠地责罚你们
[00:03:16] 你们一个都没有好果子吃
[00:03:19] 你们信吗
[00:03:22] 光明和尚把秃脑袋
[00:03:24] 一不楞弥陀佛
[00:03:27] 年轻人
[00:03:28] 你是个谁呀你
[00:03:31] 你跑的本事
[00:03:34] 大发狂言
[00:03:37] 你没掂量掂量你是个什么出身
[00:03:42] 这是少林寺
[00:03:43] 这是佛门净土
[00:03:46] 我们这么干
[00:03:47] 自然有我们的原因
[00:03:49] 有我们的道理
[00:03:52] 你跑这拍什么老强
[00:03:55] 四两棉花访一访
[00:03:58] 你知道吗
[00:03:59] 少林寺是好惹的吗
[00:04:04] 是啊
[00:04:06] 你说的不假
[00:04:08] 少林寺是不好惹哎
[00:04:10] 我就要re
[00:04:12] 少林寺是不敢碰啊
[00:04:14] 我就要碰
[00:04:16] 我今儿个豁出破头碰碰军中丑
[00:04:21] 你们都什么变的
[00:04:24] 要识趣儿的
[00:04:26] 听我的话
[00:04:28] 把这几位全放了
[00:04:31] 赔礼认错
[00:04:33] 承认你们不对
[00:04:35] 人家提出条件
[00:04:37] 尽量满足人家的要求
[00:04:40] 然后
[00:04:41] 手敲着法器
[00:04:43] 列队把他们送走
[00:04:47] 这是最好不过的
[00:04:49] 如果不听我地规劝
[00:04:52] 非把事儿闹僵了
[00:04:55] 你们可够呛
[00:04:58] 一场劫难
[00:04:59] 可就在眼前
[00:05:02] 你们听懂我的话了
[00:05:04] 嗨嗨
[00:05:05] 你是开钱儿
[00:05:08] 内永吉和尚自觉着自己不含糊
[00:05:12] 你看
[00:05:13] 这些人都是他亲手抓的
[00:05:15] 能把这个年轻人摆在眼里
[00:05:19] 气得不知道得过来
[00:05:23] 局长便砸
[00:05:25] 啪的一掌就下去了
[00:05:27] 再找这人儿
[00:05:29] 踪迹不见
[00:05:31] 就听头顶上冷笑一声
[00:05:35] 哎
[00:05:36] 就你这两下子
[00:05:38] 还想出手啊
[00:05:41] 你看人家上了房子就这么快
[00:05:45] 什么叫来无踪去无影
[00:05:47] 身法之快
[00:05:48] 不可思议
[00:05:50] 行家伸伸手便知有没有
[00:05:53] 这一看就知道今儿个遇上劲敌了
[00:05:58] 在看这个主题
[00:05:59] 在房上说话
[00:06:01] 我是永吉啊
[00:06:03] 你汗毛呢
[00:06:05] 你还锻炼
[00:06:07] 你找个没人的地方好好练吧
[00:06:09] 练吧
[00:06:11] 像这种场合儿
[00:06:13] 你还伸手吗
[00:06:15] 哦
[00:06:15] 你觉得你了不起可是你看一看你对付点头
[00:06:20] 什么人
[00:06:22] 老弟老
[00:06:23] 小弟小
[00:06:24] 长短不齐
[00:06:26] 说老的嘛
[00:06:27] 空有其名
[00:06:28] 无有其实
[00:06:30] 别看说什么侠客
[00:06:32] 江南十老
[00:06:33] 江北六老
[00:06:36] 那都唬人
[00:06:39] 那都是瞎掰
[00:06:41] 论到真格上都不顶用
[00:06:45] 要不就是小的内内几个不是孩子嘛
[00:06:48] 他懂什么呢
[00:06:50] 胎毛未退
[00:06:51] 如嗅未干
[00:06:54] 自然你就称王称霸了
[00:06:57] 可你要跟我比勇气啊
[00:07:01] 你差得多得多呀
[00:07:04] 凭我的规劝
[00:07:06] 我穿新鞋不能踩狗屎
[00:07:09] 你就是狗屎
[00:07:12] 我能打你吗
[00:07:14] 让你俩师傅过来
[00:07:16] 其实他俩也白给
[00:07:18] 但是不揍他
[00:07:19] 他不老实
[00:07:21] 不打它
[00:07:21] 它不知道疼是不是
[00:07:24] AU
[00:07:25] 你可太损了
[00:07:26] 小子
[00:07:27] 你给我下来
[00:07:29] 在看这个主称跳到120
[00:07:33] 把扇子往腰里一别背着手
[00:07:35] 怎么我下来了
[00:07:38] 你再打打试试
[00:07:40] Na 明白
[00:07:43] 又是局长
[00:07:45] 这张刚发的一半儿
[00:07:48] 就见永吉和尚身上一颤
[00:07:53] 连动也动不了
[00:07:56] 俩眼发直
[00:07:57] 目视前方
[00:07:59] 跟机器人儿一样形同木耳
[00:08:05] 这主意看了怎么辣
[00:08:09] 怎么不动弹了
[00:08:10] 打呀
[00:08:12] 你不挺胸
[00:08:14] 不是挺猖狂
[00:08:15] 哈哈哈哈
[00:08:18] 少林弟子无非都是酒囊饭袋
[00:08:23] Er
[00:08:25] 单说被绑的重任
[00:08:29] 三位老侠客这一看
[00:08:31] 大吃一惊
[00:08:34] 记住
[00:08:34] 这是谁呀
[00:08:37] 这人可太了不起了
[00:08:40] 我们所经历的那么多高人
[00:08:43] 似乎没有超过他
[00:08:46] 师傅不在
[00:08:49] 从来没见过
[00:08:51] 他怎么这么高的本事
[00:08:53] 他什么能耐
[00:08:55] 对方一举手就动不了了
[00:08:58] 他会吐仙气啊
[00:09:00] 还会定身法
[00:09:03] 哎
[00:09:03] 弄不清楚
[00:09:05] 石阡儿在这儿绑着
[00:09:07] 一看史前
[00:09:08] 心里高兴
[00:09:10] 嗯
[00:09:11] 不管怎么说
[00:09:12] 这是自己人
[00:09:14] 大事小情她都露面
[00:09:18] 我要紧紧的把他拉住
[00:09:21] 有这人儿给我做贴身保镖
[00:09:25] 我就天下无敌啦
[00:09:28] 史前特高兴
[00:09:30] 咱这就喊上了
[00:09:32] 我说兄弟
[00:09:33] 行
[00:09:34] 哥哥没白教你
[00:09:37] 你跟我年轻的时候一模一样
[00:09:40] 就照这样啊
[00:09:42] 接茬往下进行
[00:09:44] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:09:46] 您说他的脸皮有多厚
[00:09:49] 他什么时候有这么高的本事
[00:09:52] 这组听见
[00:09:53] 假装没听见
[00:09:56] 再说光明大和尚和三德法师
[00:10:01] 这两个人现在骑虎难下
[00:10:04] 怎么个意思
[00:10:05] 思想伸手一看
[00:10:07] 够呛
[00:10:09] 不伸手
[00:10:11] 让人家吹了半天
[00:10:13] 搅闹个狼烟地洞就这么拉倒了
[00:10:16] 能放人吗
[00:10:18] 自然不能放
[00:10:19] 所以骑虎难下
[00:10:22] 光明和尚忍无可忍
[00:10:25] 袈裟闪掉
[00:10:27] Y 头长大的三机也甩掉短衣襟小打扮和双掌
[00:10:34] 来到关底宽金钱
[00:10:37] 施主
[00:10:39] 为伸手之前
[00:10:41] 老僧有个要求
[00:10:43] 说吧
[00:10:44] 什么要求
[00:10:46] 能不能通报通报你的明星
[00:10:50] 咱别打糊涂仗
[00:10:52] 你敢不敢报名
[00:10:55] 能不能说出你是谁你是哪个门派的
[00:10:59] 然后再动手也不迟
[00:11:05] 怎么
[00:11:07] 想操我D 系体这个
[00:11:11] 无可奉告
[00:11:13] 我光明啊
[00:11:15] 也没说是你
[00:11:17] 就是少林寺几个当家的问我也白问
[00:11:22] 我可不是怕死
[00:11:24] 我一点儿不怕
[00:11:26] 我为什么不愿意说呢
[00:11:29] 因为你们不配
[00:11:31] 你们资格太浅了
[00:11:35] 我
[00:11:35] 我一说你们牙酸口臭
[00:11:39] 一重复或者一琢磨
[00:11:42] 我犯不上
[00:11:43] 我划不来
[00:11:46] 你不够这身份
[00:11:48] 你懂吗
[00:11:49] 所以免开尊口
[00:11:52] 咱就糊了八涂的
[00:11:53] 往下打你就糊了
[00:11:55] 八涂地就挨打就得了
[00:11:58] 哎哟
[00:11:58] 你可气死老三
[00:12:03] 说话之间
[00:12:04] 力劈华山就是一场
[00:12:07] 大力金刚掌
[00:12:09] 这主这回没躲
[00:12:11] 一看涨下来了
[00:12:13] 一只手背着把左手抬起来
[00:12:18] 那首十指尖尖跟大闺女那首相似
[00:12:23] 一层油皮儿啊
[00:12:25] 你看这手怎么像打仗的手呢
[00:12:28] 再看这小伙
[00:12:29] 手心朝上
[00:12:31] 手背朝下
[00:12:32] 往上一节
[00:12:34] 回去吧你
[00:12:37] 哎呀
[00:12:40] 双掌碰在一处
[00:12:43] 光明大和尚
[00:12:45] 练过气功
[00:12:47] 可以说呢
[00:12:48] 掌法拿得出手去
[00:12:51] 自幼练就的马前一锭金
[00:12:54] 码后一锭银铁砂掌、鹰爪力、金沙掌、红砂掌、朱砂掌全有
[00:13:04] 就这么厉害的掌法
[00:13:06] 碰到这小伙就长上
[00:13:09] 把这老和尚D 胳膊边修多高了
[00:13:13] 就觉着绑晒而发酸骨折
[00:13:15] 脚嘎巴嘎巴直响
[00:13:18] 身子一摘
[00:13:19] 歪噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:13:22] 倒退了七八步
[00:13:24] 身子才站稳的啊
[00:13:27] 别团我
[00:13:29] 哎哟
[00:13:31] 你可真够厉害的
[00:13:33] 是吧
[00:13:33] 厉害吧
[00:13:34] 厉害在后头和尚
[00:13:37] 你要见好不收
[00:13:39] 你要倒霉
[00:13:41] 你可要倒霉啊
[00:13:42] 看着永吉没
[00:13:43] 你跟那勇即可一样站
[00:13:45] 那你可就动不了了
[00:13:48] Na 命来
[00:13:52] 光明大盒子往上一闯
[00:13:54] 2B 摇动下了毒手
[00:13:58] 双掌上呼呼刮风
[00:14:02] 达到了20 几个回合
[00:14:05] 光明和尚一看
[00:14:07] 气坏了
[00:14:08] 怎么回事儿
[00:14:09] 不知道这小伙什么时候溜之虎
[00:14:13] 没人儿了呀
[00:14:15] 哪儿去啊
[00:14:17] 回头一看
[00:14:18] 小伙在月台的栏杆呢坐着
[00:14:22] 鸭子腿
[00:14:23] 一名笑呵呵瞅着
[00:14:26] 干嘛呀
[00:14:27] 答呀
[00:14:28] 不错
[00:14:30] 金沙掌、银砂掌、鹰爪力、朱砂掌
[00:14:33] 好是有点儿功夫
[00:14:37] 你气死我在习武
[00:14:39] 首节整
[00:14:41] 光明和上汽都黑暗了都
[00:14:45] 轮岗便砸小伙
[00:14:48] 是踪迹不见这一张排空
[00:14:52] 正打在栏杆上
[00:14:53] 啪
[00:14:57] 您说他急眼没
[00:14:59] 这一掌下去是单掌开
[00:15:02] 碑中有千金啪啪啪
[00:15:05] 一声把石头栏杆给砸折
[00:15:09] 这拍的人身上还好点
[00:15:12] 牛回身直奔管得宽
[00:15:16] 管得宽是嬉皮笑脸
[00:15:18] 左躲右闪并不还招
[00:15:22] 把光兵和上汽的是忍无可忍
[00:15:26] 就像发了疯地野兽
[00:15:28] 箱子往上一扑
[00:15:30] 居然要砸
[00:15:32] 小伙说了一声
[00:15:34] 给脸不要脸
[00:15:35] 你别动
[00:15:39] 跟泳衣一样
[00:15:42] 胳膊举着
[00:15:43] 瞪着眼睛
[00:15:44] 温丝也动不了了
[00:15:47] 怎么样
[00:15:48] 我看叫你别动
[00:15:49] 你就别动了
[00:15:51] 哎
[00:15:52] 你何苦来惹我生气
[00:15:55] 牛回头问
[00:15:56] 谁还过来
[00:15:58] 三德法师
[00:16:01] 你想学你师兄陀了佛
[00:16:08] 散得比较聪明啊
[00:16:10] 过去也白给
[00:16:13] 我这两下还赶不上我师兄
[00:16:16] 光棍不吃眼前亏啊
[00:16:19] 想到这儿
[00:16:19] 眼珠一转
[00:16:20] 是计上心头弥陀佛
[00:16:25] 这位施主
[00:16:27] 宁可
[00:16:28] 太了不起了
[00:16:30] 今天老那是大开眼界
[00:16:35] 你学的这套本事
[00:16:37] 我闻所未闻
[00:16:38] 见所未见
[00:16:41] 所以我才开了眼界
[00:16:43] 施主消消气儿
[00:16:45] 您说应该怎么办哎
[00:16:49] 行
[00:16:51] 你还够个耍人
[00:16:53] 应当放聪明一点
[00:16:56] 不管你心里怎么想
[00:16:59] 你表面上还叫我生过气去了
[00:17:02] 我条件不多呀
[00:17:04] 把人放了
[00:17:07] 妈妈怎么啦
[00:17:10] 牙崩半个说个不字
[00:17:13] 我把你们庙里的和尚收装包圆
[00:17:16] 你信不
[00:17:17] 别惹我生气
[00:17:19] 现在放人还来得及
[00:17:22] 我要发起怒来
[00:17:24] 我可一个也不留发
[00:17:27] 放放放
[00:17:29] 三德一琢磨
[00:17:30] 惹不起我的祖宗啊
[00:17:34] 马上放人吧
[00:17:36] 将来有了机会再报仇
[00:17:39] 想到这儿
[00:17:40] 他吩咐一声
[00:17:41] 哎呀
[00:17:42] 把人放了
[00:17:45] 小和尚赶不听
[00:17:47] 把伤全给解开了
[00:17:49] 史前众人活动活动两臂
[00:17:53] 哎哟
[00:17:53] 这回大伙得救了
[00:17:55] 呼啦朝过来
[00:17:57] 来到管地宽进前
[00:17:59] 三老抱腕当胸
[00:18:02] 感谢恩公鼎力相助
[00:18:05] 哟
[00:18:06] 咱们老爷子
[00:18:08] 刚才我说话可不好听
[00:18:10] 但我是个直性人
[00:18:11] 我有什么说什么
[00:18:13] 你们老三位年轻
[00:18:15] 那时候都行
[00:18:17] 不见能人称侠客
[00:18:20] 他上了年纪了
[00:18:21] 年老不讲筋骨
[00:18:23] 为能是这个理儿吧
[00:18:25] 不服老不行啊
[00:18:28] 邓工啊
[00:18:29] 你说的千真万确
[00:18:31] 长江水后浪催前浪
[00:18:34] 尘世上一位新人替旧人
[00:18:38] 我们的确不中用啦
[00:18:41] 您说的太对了
[00:18:43] 好
[00:18:44] 您不生气就行
[00:18:46] 石阡嬉皮笑脸过来了
[00:18:49] 我说
[00:18:49] 兄弟你挺好呗
[00:18:52] 行
[00:18:53] 今儿个这两手玩的挺漂亮
[00:18:57] 咱哥俩真是有缘呐
[00:18:59] 往后但愿形影不离
[00:19:03] 干嘛叫我给你当保镖
[00:19:06] 永远陪伴你
[00:19:08] 你想得到美
[00:19:10] 今儿我高兴
[00:19:12] 我把你们救了
[00:19:14] 等我要犯上脾气来
[00:19:16] 我可告诉你实情
[00:19:18] 我六亲不认
[00:19:20] 该揍我还得揍
[00:19:22] 该要命的时候我就要你的命
[00:19:25] 你懂吗
[00:19:26] 我懂
[00:19:28] 我知道你从小就不是人脾气
[00:19:31] 我说错了你可多担待
[00:19:35] 借助听见
[00:19:36] 假装没听见
[00:19:38] 这时候三小也过来客气几句
[00:19:41] 然后跟爷爷们迅速离别的经过
[00:19:46] 这时候
[00:19:47] 三德法师过来了
[00:19:48] 阿弥陀佛
[00:19:50] 这位施主
[00:19:52] 我大师兄我徒弟这啊啊
[00:19:56] 干的不挺好吗
[00:19:58] 多老实哎
[00:19:59] 别憋气
[00:20:01] 请你高抬贵手
[00:20:02] 把他们给饶了
[00:20:04] 嗯
[00:20:05] 可以
[00:20:06] 看在你的份上
[00:20:08] 当然要饶你
[00:20:10] 说着话
[00:20:11] 来得一老一少
[00:20:13] 进钱在他们后背轻轻地击了一掌
[00:20:18] 啊
[00:20:21] 这一张一拍不要紧
[00:20:24] 永吉和尚
[00:20:25] 光明法师
[00:20:27] 这才恢复了正常
[00:20:29] 哎呀哎呀
[00:20:34] 光明法师还有点不服劲儿
[00:20:37] 眼珠子直瞪
[00:20:40] 三德法师说话
[00:20:41] 师兄师兄
[00:20:43] 有命不怕家乡远
[00:20:45] 光棍不吃眼前亏是的
[00:20:47] 现在只好如此
[00:20:50] 嗯
[00:20:51] 师弟
[00:20:52] 你做的不算不对
[00:20:54] 只是这口气我一点儿出不来
[00:20:59] 哎
[00:20:59] 这么一迪
[00:21:00] 顾让管得宽听见你说什么哦
[00:21:06] 出不来这口气
[00:21:08] 你想怎么出去
[00:21:10] 你肯定是不行了
[00:21:13] 是不是你内意思想警告人
[00:21:17] 跟少林寺的当家的打个招呼
[00:21:20] 让路灯云他们来替你们出气
[00:21:25] 光明法师一听就接着这话茬
[00:21:29] 啊施主
[00:21:31] 我的确不知道失主有这么高超的本事
[00:21:36] 前牙奴婢手艺
[00:21:38] 压当行人
[00:21:39] 我要不服你我有罪
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