[00:00:00] Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince [00:00:18] Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble [00:00:20] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [00:00:23] So next time a girl gives you the play [00:00:25] Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [00:00:28] Just last week when I was walking down the street [00:00:30] I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet [00:00:33] I walked up to her I said hello [00:00:35] She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know [00:00:38] But by the way sweetheart what's your name [00:00:40] She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine [00:00:43] I said my name is the Prince and she said why [00:00:45] I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy [00:00:47] But enough about me yo let's talk about you [00:00:50] And all the wonderful things that you and I can do [00:00:53] I popped some cash and in a little bit of time [00:00:55] I showed some cash and the girl was mine [00:00:57] I took her over town I wined her and dined her [00:01:00] She ask me did I like her I said well kinda [00:01:02] All of a sudden she jumped out her seat [00:01:05] Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street [00:01:07] She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging [00:01:10] So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin [00:01:12] She got mad looked me dead in my face [00:01:14] Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape [00:01:18] I got scared when she started to yell [00:01:19] So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell [00:01:22] I was duckin through alleys right and left [00:01:24] But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death [00:01:27] I was arrested charged with agrivated assault [00:01:30] (yo Clancy we got him) [00:01:31] But it wasn't my fault [00:01:32] Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble [00:01:34] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [00:01:37] So next time a girl gives you the play [00:01:39] Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [00:01:52] I was in a bar one Friday night [00:01:54] Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight [00:01:56] I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla [00:01:59] When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila [00:02:02] I responded by saying hello [00:02:03] She paid for my drink and then said let's go [00:02:06] 20 minutes later things were starting to cook [00:02:08] As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots [00:02:11] The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses [00:02:14] She started winking and making little passes [00:02:16] At me she pat me close that's when she got bold [00:02:18] She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold [00:02:21] We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing [00:02:23] Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring [00:02:26] I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek [00:02:28] And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets [00:02:31] I felt that it was time for me to make my move [00:02:33] I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove [00:02:35] I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue [00:02:38] A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you [00:02:40] Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin [00:02:43] And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb [00:02:45] I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go [00:02:48] I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window [00:02:50] Just my luck we were in a snow storm [00:02:52] And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm [00:02:55] And to top the night off I had to break in my place [00:02:58] Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case [00:03:00] I was done sneezing and coughing [00:03:02] I hope this doesn't happen to often [00:03:05] But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble [00:03:07] But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [00:03:10] So next time a girl gives you the play [00:03:12] Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away [00:03:26] Yo man you think they see your point [00:03:28] I don't know I don't think they really do [00:03:30] I think you should give 'em another example