[00:00:00] Dinah-Moe Humm - Frank Zappa [00:00:01] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:00:02] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:06] She stroll on over say look here bum [00:00:08] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum [00:00:10] (Y'jes can't do it) [00:00:13] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb [00:00:15] She could prove it any time all men was scum [00:00:17] I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:00:21] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum [00:00:23] (So I got down to it) [00:00:27] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb [00:00:28] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum [00:00:33] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb [00:00:35] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:37] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:39] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:41] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:42] Where's this Dinah-Moe [00:00:43] Comin' from [00:00:43] I done spent three hours [00:00:45] An' I ain't got a crumb [00:00:46] From the Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe [00:00:47] From the Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:50] Got a spot that gets me hot ow [00:00:54] An' you ain't been to it [00:00:55] (No no no no ) [00:00:56] Got a spot that gets me hot ow [00:00:57] An' you ain't been to it [00:00:58] (No no no ) [00:00:59] Got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:00] But you ain't been to it [00:01:02] (No no no no no ) [00:01:03] Got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:04] But you ain't been to it [00:01:06] 'Cause I can't get into it [00:01:07] Unless I get out of it [00:01:09] An' I gotta get out of it [00:01:10] Before I get into it [00:01:12] 'Cause I never get into it [00:01:13] Unless I get out of it [00:01:15] An' I gotta be out of it [00:01:16] To get myself into it [00:01:20] (She looked over at me with a glazed eye [00:01:22] And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area [00:01:23] And she said ) [00:01:25] Just get me wasted [00:01:26] An' you're half-way there [00:01:29] 'Cause if my mind's tore up [00:01:31] Then my body don't care [00:01:33] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin [00:01:34] An' said my-my-my [00:01:36] What sort of thing [00:01:38] Might this lady get high upon [00:01:40] I checked out her sister [00:01:42] Who was holdin' the bet [00:01:43] An' wondered what kind of trip [00:01:45] The young lady was on [00:01:47] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more [00:01:50] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor [00:01:52] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet [00:01:53] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet [00:01:55] I told her [00:01:55] Just because the sun [00:01:56] Want a place in the sky [00:01:58] No reason to assume [00:01:58] I wouldn't give her a try [00:02:01] So I pulled on her hair [00:02:03] Got her legs in the air [00:02:04] An' asked if she had any cooties on there [00:02:07] (Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me ) [00:02:11] She was buns-up kneelin' [00:02:13] BUNS UP [00:02:14] I was wheelin' an dealin' [00:02:16] WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH [00:02:19] She surrender to the feelin' [00:02:20] SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED [00:02:20] An' she started in to squealin' [00:02:23] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed [00:02:28] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red [00:02:31] Some drool rollin' down [00:02:33] From the edge of her chin [00:02:35] While she spied the condition [00:02:36] Her sister was in [00:02:38] She quivered 'n quaked [00:02:40] An' clutched at herself [00:02:41] While her sister made a joke [00:02:43] About her mental health [00:02:45] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally [00:02:47] Did give in [00:02:48] But I told her [00:02:49] All she really needed [00:02:50] Was some discipline [00:02:51] Kiss my aura Dora [00:02:54] M-M-M it's real angora [00:02:56] Would y'all like some more-a [00:02:59] Right here on the flora