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[00:00:02] 山西雁徐良大闹金凤岭准提寺
[00:00:09] 惊走了群贼
[00:00:12] 这帮贼呀
[00:00:15] 别看平时趾高气扬
[00:00:18] 吹五合六
[00:00:21] 但是一见着徐良
[00:00:24] 就像那耗子见猫似的
[00:00:28] 魂儿都得吓飞了
[00:00:31] 徐良现在的名气就这么高
[00:00:37] 山西燕有点饿了
[00:00:40] 到屋里找点吃的
[00:00:43] 发现这桌子直跳舞
[00:00:46] 嗯
[00:00:47] 噔噔噔呀
[00:00:52] 怎么唱
[00:00:53] 往桌子底下一找
[00:00:56] 哦
[00:00:57] 桌子底下趴着个人
[00:01:01] 因为这个人呢
[00:01:02] 哆嗦成一团了
[00:01:04] 所以带动这桌子跳舞
[00:01:07] 徐良伸手把脖子给他掐住
[00:01:11] 像烙死狗一样给拽出来
[00:01:15] 借灯光一看
[00:01:17] 呵
[00:01:18] 那个哇半绿悄悄的闹了半天
[00:01:22] 是你谁呀
[00:01:25] 江夏三鬼
[00:01:28] 第三鬼
[00:01:29] 细脖大头鬼
[00:01:32] 房书安
[00:01:34] 就是方才在屋吹牛皮的那位
[00:01:38] 闹了半天
[00:01:40] 方树安就这么大能耐
[00:01:42] 人家别人都跑了
[00:01:45] 他吓得动不了地方了
[00:01:47] 钻这桌子底下了
[00:01:50] 可徐良一想
[00:01:52] 这小子这张嘴可够损的是方才在屋里头非说他是我干好
[00:02:00] 非说他跟我爹是好朋友
[00:02:03] 满嘴胡说八道啊
[00:02:06] 尽管是假的
[00:02:08] 今天我也得报复报复
[00:02:12] 把大官刀在房鼠安的脑门子上蹭了几下
[00:02:17] 蹭蹭蹭
[00:02:19] 当磨刀石了
[00:02:21] 房鼠安好像没拉裤子里头
[00:02:25] 到了现在一点咒念都没有
[00:02:28] 趴在地上嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣
[00:02:32] 一个劲儿磕响头啊
[00:02:35] 一边磕着头
[00:02:37] 一边说好话
[00:02:40] 我好汉爷爷饶命
[00:02:42] 好汉爷爷饶命
[00:02:43] 爷爷
[00:02:44] 您就当个屁把我放了得了
[00:02:46] 我是最没能耐的一个
[00:02:49] 爷爷
[00:02:49] 您杀了我
[00:02:50] 把您的宝刀都沾污了
[00:02:53] 您饶了我吧
[00:02:54] 您饶了我我下回老也不敢了
[00:02:56] 我一定做好人
[00:02:59] 诶
[00:02:59] 你看房传安这个嘴可好使
[00:03:02] 跟连珠炮一样
[00:03:04] 这顿白话
[00:03:07] 徐良心还真就有点软了
[00:03:11] 我请问你
[00:03:14] 你叫什么名字
[00:03:15] 我叫细八大头鬼房书安
[00:03:20] 方才你在屋子说的那番话
[00:03:24] 是谁给你编的
[00:03:26] 还是你自己编的
[00:03:28] 你跟徐庆到底有没有交情
[00:03:31] 我到底是不是你的干儿子啊
[00:03:34] 不是
[00:03:35] 没有这么回事儿
[00:03:37] 我是信口雌黄
[00:03:40] 胡说八道
[00:03:41] 我这哪是嘴
[00:03:43] 我这是放屁呢
[00:03:44] 这是爷爷
[00:03:46] 可为什么我要编这套瞎话呢
[00:03:49] 您是不知道内情
[00:03:51] 人分369 等
[00:03:53] 木分花里紫檀
[00:03:55] 这帮贼最势利眼
[00:03:58] 谁也瞧不起我我本身又没能耐
[00:04:02] 怎么办呢
[00:04:04] 我就编点瞎话唬唬他们
[00:04:07] 我是用大话拍这帮贼
[00:04:10] 没想到您老人家神通广大
[00:04:13] 全都听去了
[00:04:15] 你
[00:04:15] 你饶了我吧
[00:04:17] 往后我老也不敢说这种话了
[00:04:21] 徐良一看他下面模样
[00:04:24] 汗顺着下巴颏这往下滴
[00:04:27] 他说的是实话
[00:04:30] 确实这家没什么能耐
[00:04:33] 你瞅你背那小片刀吧
[00:04:36] 心说
[00:04:37] 把他放了算了
[00:04:39] 真把他杀了
[00:04:41] 沾污自己的宝刀
[00:04:43] 可又一想
[00:04:44] 不行
[00:04:45] 太便宜他
[00:04:47] 这么把他放了
[00:04:49] 往后他的贼性难改
[00:04:53] 徐良一伸手
[00:04:55] 把方淑安的鼻子给掐住了
[00:04:59] 哎呀哎呀哎呀
[00:05:00] 受不了
[00:05:00] 你小点劲
[00:05:02] 方双儿
[00:05:03] 今天我就饶了你这条命
[00:05:06] 不过可有一样
[00:05:08] 我得给你留一点记号
[00:05:11] 往后随时随地
[00:05:14] 如果你再胡说八道
[00:05:16] 二罪归一
[00:05:18] 我再要了你的性命
[00:05:21] 你想干什么
[00:05:22] 我把你鼻子拉下去
[00:05:24] 哎呀
[00:05:24] 别介别介
[00:05:26] 您把我五官损坏
[00:05:28] 往后我怎么见人
[00:05:30] 爷爷饶命
[00:05:31] 爷爷饶命
[00:05:32] 正说着呢
[00:05:34] 徐良冷不丁的大环刀一翻个刃儿朝上
[00:05:38] 倍儿朝下
[00:05:39] 凉丝丝的呲
[00:05:44] 把这鼻子头就给他烧下去了
[00:05:47] 说鼻子头
[00:05:49] 本来方若安的鼻子就不大
[00:05:52] 几乎整个都给了下去了
[00:05:55] 把房三安疼的一蹦好几尺高
[00:05:59] 哎
[00:06:01] 哎呀我的妈
[00:06:02] 嗯呀我的妈呀
[00:06:05] 当时变味了
[00:06:07] 什么原因呢
[00:06:09] 他没鼻子不兜风啊
[00:06:11] 这玩意儿撒气他能不变味吗
[00:06:15] 满地都是血呀
[00:06:17] 这方栓疼的不知道怎么好了
[00:06:20] 一看徐良把那鼻子扔地上
[00:06:22] 他伸手趁热乎劲儿又捡起来了
[00:06:26] 这路安呢
[00:06:28] 心说黏糊糊的还许能粘住呢
[00:06:31] 这不笑话安
[00:06:34] 半天也没安上
[00:06:35] 徐良还有点后悔了
[00:06:38] 哎
[00:06:39] 这何苦呢
[00:06:41] 要早知道这么痛苦啊
[00:06:44] 给他拉口就算了
[00:06:46] 何必把鼻子给他削掉呢
[00:06:48] 但是追悔不及了
[00:06:51] 王传到现在这嘴没停住啊
[00:06:55] 仍然磕头
[00:06:57] 我谢谢恩公
[00:06:59] 恩公您饶了我了
[00:07:00] 从今以后
[00:07:02] 您就是我重生的父母
[00:07:04] 再造的爹娘
[00:07:05] 我那是胡说八道
[00:07:07] 嗯
[00:07:08] 从今以后我一定学好就是了
[00:07:12] 我爹呀
[00:07:12] 你饶了我吧
[00:07:14] 徐良一看也差不多了
[00:07:16] 好吧
[00:07:17] 嫂叔啊
[00:07:18] 这回我算记准了
[00:07:21] 你记住
[00:07:22] 不管什么时候
[00:07:23] 只要你一骂我
[00:07:25] 你一骂我就到你眼前
[00:07:28] 到那时候啊
[00:07:29] 咱们再算账过
[00:07:30] 诶
[00:07:31] 你
[00:07:31] 你别你青山不冷
[00:07:34] 露水长流
[00:07:35] 哼
[00:07:35] 会有期
[00:07:36] 再念
[00:07:36] 再念
[00:07:39] 没影了
[00:07:43] 哎呀
[00:07:44] 徐良望着他的背影
[00:07:47] 一阵的好笑啊
[00:07:50] 回过头来一瞅
[00:07:52] 这屋都是血
[00:07:53] 也没法待了
[00:07:55] 往外一看
[00:07:57] 天亮了
[00:07:58] 心说
[00:07:59] 把本地的官府
[00:08:01] 我得找找
[00:08:03] 这还有俩犯人呢
[00:08:05] 让本地官面送到开封
[00:08:09] 书说简短
[00:08:11] 到第二天中午
[00:08:12] 徐良把这些事儿全办妥了
[00:08:15] 官府接手之后
[00:08:17] 重新准备囚车
[00:08:19] 慕龙把这秃子和吴月娘推到车内
[00:08:25] 押往开封
[00:08:27] 后来呢
[00:08:28] ****根据他们的罪行
[00:08:31] 用铡刀把他们铡了于本
[00:08:36] 本书没有多大的关系
[00:08:38] 咱不必细说了
[00:08:40] 和金凤岭准提寺
[00:08:43] 这是贼窝子
[00:08:45] 官府当然不能罢手了
[00:08:47] 到这儿掩埋尸体
[00:08:49] 打扫血迹
[00:08:50] 把这座庙官家也接收了
[00:08:54] 徐良啊
[00:08:55] 办这个事儿又耽误了一天的功夫
[00:08:58] 等办完了
[00:09:00] 脑袋一凉
[00:09:01] 哎呀
[00:09:03] 我此行的目的干什么
[00:09:07] 是抓燕飞、白菊花
[00:09:11] 干这些事都是节外生枝的事儿
[00:09:15] 跟我没多大关系
[00:09:18] 不行
[00:09:20] 我还得继续捉拿燕飞
[00:09:23] 但是大海茫茫
[00:09:26] 好像海底胸针一般呢
[00:09:29] 上哪儿去找去呢
[00:09:32] 徐良一想
[00:09:33] 诶
[00:09:34] 我接茬奔南边走
[00:09:37] 多打听点儿
[00:09:40] 背不住就能把这贼碰上
[00:09:43] 就这样
[00:09:44] 徐良背刀是继续奔南窗南边的天呢
[00:09:51] 变化特别大
[00:09:53] 诶
[00:09:54] 这阵儿正晴着
[00:09:56] 说不定一会儿来块云彩
[00:09:58] 就得下雨
[00:10:00] 徐良正赶上这个天气
[00:10:03] 走着走着
[00:10:05] 西北千天乌云翻滚
[00:10:07] 老仙儿抬头一看
[00:10:09] 呀
[00:10:09] 要下雨
[00:10:10] 说个下雨就刮了风了
[00:10:12] 风过之后
[00:10:22] 大雨下来了
[00:10:24] 徐良呢
[00:10:26] 由于追赶燕飞
[00:10:28] 没带着防雨的东西
[00:10:31] 这一交是交个透心凉啊
[00:10:34] 徐良想
[00:10:35] 不行
[00:10:36] 得找地方避避雨
[00:10:38] 得一手抱着头
[00:10:41] 眨巴眨巴眼睛往前边踅摸
[00:10:44] 当然脚底下没停着
[00:10:47] 等跑出三里多地
[00:10:50] 是漫野荒郊
[00:10:53] 他发现靠着道边儿树林里头有一座庙宇
[00:11:00] 中国这庙啊
[00:11:02] 谁也不知道有多少
[00:11:04] 不管南方还是北方
[00:11:07] 犄了旮旯哪儿都有庙
[00:11:10] 光在这上头花那钱就无可统计呀
[00:11:15] 徐良一看
[00:11:17] 有庙
[00:11:17] 这事儿好办了
[00:11:18] 我先到
[00:11:19] 你避避雨吧
[00:11:20] 就这么三蹦两蹦到了庙前
[00:11:24] 你看这庙修的还不错呢
[00:11:26] 还有院套
[00:11:28] 这门开着
[00:11:31] 院墙已经坍塌了
[00:11:35] 有的地方还比较整齐
[00:11:37] 墙头上都是荒草
[00:11:40] 进了院儿一看
[00:11:41] 证中央神路
[00:11:43] 这神路年久失修
[00:11:46] 也坑坑洼洼的
[00:11:49] 院里头也是荒草
[00:11:51] 证明无人经管
[00:11:54] 再往前走
[00:11:55] 就是大殿
[00:11:56] 徐良就进了店了
[00:11:58] 到里边一瞅
[00:12:00] 啊
[00:12:00] 好嘛
[00:12:01] 闹了半天
[00:12:03] 是祭古寺
[00:12:05] 顾名思义
[00:12:08] 祭古寺就是谁家死了人了
[00:12:11] 没来得及掩埋
[00:12:13] 先在这儿停放
[00:12:16] 谁家里没事儿摆死人呢
[00:12:19] 但是祭五寺也年头不少了
[00:12:24] 没人
[00:12:24] 尽管非常荒凉
[00:12:27] 和尚老道一概皆无
[00:12:30] 里边有个供桌、香炉、拜殿
[00:12:34] 上头尘土都多厚
[00:12:36] 徐良揉揉眼睛
[00:12:38] 回头一瞅
[00:12:39] 呀
[00:12:40] 靠着庙的左边
[00:12:43] 并排放着五口棺材
[00:12:47] 四大一小
[00:12:49] 大概是四个成年人
[00:12:51] 一个半成年人
[00:12:54] 哦
[00:12:55] 我怎么找这么个地方哎
[00:12:58] 被雨嘛先
[00:13:01] 忍着吧
[00:13:02] 徐良往外看看
[00:13:04] 这雨啊
[00:13:04] 一半会儿还不能晴还
[00:13:07] 他把供桌上的土打扫打扫
[00:13:11] 把这香炉呢
[00:13:12] 里边的尘土和香灰扣干净了
[00:13:16] 往桌上一放
[00:13:17] 当枕头往上一躺
[00:13:21] 闭目养神
[00:13:23] 这心里啊
[00:13:24] 就想白菊花的事儿
[00:13:27] 琢磨他能落到什么地方
[00:13:30] 不是有那么句话吗
[00:13:32] 人得喜事精神爽
[00:13:36] 闷来愁肠盹睡多
[00:13:41] 这一下雨
[00:13:42] 心里一腻歪
[00:13:43] 再抓不着白菊花
[00:13:45] 连日的乏累
[00:13:47] 老仙儿困了
[00:13:49] 嗯
[00:13:50] 眼睛一闭
[00:13:52] 睡着了
[00:13:53] 这一觉睡的也不知有多长时间呢
[00:13:57] 后来被冷风把他吹醒
[00:14:02] 他打了个冷颤
[00:14:04] 赶紧坐起来了
[00:14:05] 因为那身上都是潮的
[00:14:08] 也没有换身的衣服
[00:14:10] 哎呀
[00:14:11] 觉着身上不得劲儿
[00:14:13] 赶紧下了供桌
[00:14:15] 抻抻胳膊
[00:14:16] 踢踢腿
[00:14:17] 活动活动腰眼
[00:14:18] 到门这儿一看
[00:14:20] 不知道什么时候雨过天晴
[00:14:25] 月亮就好像一盏天灯照在地上
[00:14:30] 吊根针都能捡起来看看
[00:14:33] 三星离天亮也不太远了
[00:14:38] 老仙儿一琢磨
[00:14:40] 干脆我再睡一觉
[00:14:42] 等大天大亮的时候再走也不迟
[00:14:46] 就这么
[00:14:47] 他又回来了
[00:14:48] 可这次躺下
[00:14:50] 他没睡着
[00:14:52] 脑袋非常清醒
[00:14:54] 正胡琢磨呢
[00:14:56] 就胡听见一种特殊的声音
[00:15:10] 徐良觉着脖子一冒凉气
[00:15:13] 夜深人静
[00:15:16] 片野荒郊
[00:15:18] 这绳从哪来的
[00:15:20] 好像就在我脑头上
[00:15:22] 老七轻轻坐起来了
[00:15:25] 傻目观瞧
[00:15:26] 可把他吓了一跳
[00:15:29] 这头一个白茬棺材
[00:15:32] 棺材盖开了木头蹭木头发出的音响
[00:15:39] 里边坐起个人来
[00:15:41] 你说这玩意儿吓人不尽管徐良有能耐
[00:15:45] 他也是个人呢
[00:15:47] 徐良就觉得头根有点发炸
[00:15:50] 心说我不相信鬼
[00:15:53] 世界上根本就没
[00:15:56] 可不信不行
[00:15:57] 怎么看见了呢
[00:15:59] 正在这时
[00:16:01] 里边蹦起那位来
[00:16:03] 直奔徐良就来了
[00:16:05] 徐良慌慌忙忙也没看清他长什么模样
[00:16:10] 就发现挺大个子
[00:16:13] 戴着大尖帽子
[00:16:14] 穿着白袍子
[00:16:16] 腰里头好像系着麻绳
[00:16:19] 手里不拿个哭丧棒也不知什么玩意儿
[00:16:22] 挺长舌头
[00:16:24] 这吓人劲儿就甭提了
[00:16:27] 把徐良吓的一拨了脑袋
[00:16:29] 跟驴瞧瞧哟
[00:16:31] 徐良蹦院里去了
[00:16:34] 这滚儿也跟出去了
[00:16:36] 没跑出五步去
[00:16:39] 徐良暗中好笑
[00:16:42] 其实我怕什么呢
[00:16:45] 江湖人什么招都有啊
[00:16:49] 这个也是其中的一行
[00:16:51] 装神弄鬼
[00:16:53] 我怎么还怕呢
[00:16:55] 小的这老些转身回来
[00:16:58] 非就一脚把这滚儿蹬了个仰面朝天
[00:17:02] 哎呀
[00:17:02] 我的白
[00:17:03] 这一嗓子更露馅了
[00:17:06] 可把徐良给气的噼啪削他一顿
[00:17:10] 嘴巴子拧过胳膊把他蹬在脚下
[00:17:14] 你个王八律
[00:17:15] 悄悄的
[00:17:16] 你干点什么不好
[00:17:18] 你装神弄鬼
[00:17:19] 跑这儿吓唬人来
[00:17:20] 这是我胆子大
[00:17:22] 这要胆子小的非吓死不可
[00:17:24] 瞧嘞
[00:17:25] 去瞧去瞧
[00:17:26] 啪啪哎
[00:17:28] 爷爷让们
[00:17:29] 哎呀
[00:17:30] 饶命啊
[00:17:30] 爷爷
[00:17:31] 爷爷您饶命
[00:17:32] 您听我说
[00:17:34] 徐良一看呢
[00:17:35] 又遇上个嘴好的
[00:17:37] 不打他了
[00:17:39] 他跪在徐良面前
[00:17:41] 谁知说这玩意儿真假的
[00:17:43] 家里如何如何困难
[00:17:45] 有多少孩子怎么***无门
[00:17:48] 良心丧于困地
[00:17:50] 所以呢
[00:17:51] 才到祭谷寺这装神弄鬼
[00:17:53] 一问他还头一回
[00:17:56] 徐良想
[00:17:57] 算了
[00:17:58] 有房淑安那个事儿
[00:18:00] 徐良觉着后悔
[00:18:02] 你说真给他来一刀
[00:18:04] 他说的是真的呢
[00:18:05] 诶
[00:18:06] 尤其现在这穷苦人的确也不少啊
[00:18:10] 算了
[00:18:12] 让他把这套衣服脱了
[00:18:15] 把装鬼的这位真给放了
[00:18:18] 这回徐良可好
[00:18:20] 就睡不着了
[00:18:22] 他把这衣裳抖了
[00:18:24] 抖了
[00:18:25] 还觉得挺高兴
[00:18:27] 心说这大尖帽子有一尺五高啊
[00:18:31] 啊
[00:18:31] 大概他根据戏台上
[00:18:34] 己做的这大袍子就是白布的
[00:18:40] 缝的粗针线活儿
[00:18:42] 还有根白带子
[00:18:44] 的确还有一条哭丧把
[00:18:46] 徐良一看
[00:18:47] 这哭丧把不怎么的
[00:18:48] 不要给扔棺材里头了
[00:18:51] 唯独使徐良高兴的呢
[00:18:54] 那他这舌头弄的不错
[00:18:57] 有铁丝编的挂钩
[00:18:59] 能套耳朵上
[00:19:00] 把这真舌头能伸到这假舌头里边
[00:19:05] 稍微一吹气儿
[00:19:06] 滋滋还直叫唤
[00:19:08] 啊
[00:19:09] 里边还有个哨
[00:19:10] 徐良一想得了
[00:19:12] 我留着吧
[00:19:13] 迟早也有用的时候
[00:19:16] 不该我露面
[00:19:18] 我就化妆改扮
[00:19:19] 装吊死鬼啊
[00:19:22] 咱还别闲着
[00:19:24] 现在还叫试验
[00:19:26] 这徐良性情顽皮
[00:19:29] 把尖儿帽子、大袍子、腰带子全都穿戴好了
[00:19:34] 然后把这舌头他也挂上了
[00:19:37] 一吹气儿
[00:19:37] 哦哦
[00:19:38] 哎呀
[00:19:39] 有意思
[00:19:40] 徐郎心说
[00:19:42] 呀
[00:19:42] 咱活动活动吧
[00:19:44] 放他睡觉
[00:19:45] 睡得不得劲
[00:19:45] 怎么这骨头节不得劲儿
[00:19:48] 他从院里就蹦到街上了
[00:19:51] 在街上又蹦到院里头
[00:19:53] 正在这儿折腾的时候
[00:19:56] 隐约约听见旁边有脚步声音
[00:20:02] 不过离着挺远
[00:20:05] 徐良以为耳音差了
[00:20:07] 等蹲在地上仔细一听
[00:20:10] 是
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