[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成 [00:00:01] 俗话说 [00:00:03] 不怕没好事 [00:00:05] 就怕没好人 [00:00:10] 就拿王婆子来说 [00:00:13] 这个人坏到极点了 [00:00:17] 当然 [00:00:18] 咱这么说 [00:00:20] 不排除西门庆是个淫棍 [00:00:24] 也不排除潘金莲是个不要脸的女人 [00:00:30] 但是有他给搭桥 [00:00:33] 给创造方便条件 [00:00:36] 才使他们俩顺利的勾搭成奸 [00:00:42] 王婆子可以说是罪魁祸首 [00:00:48] 要不说您在交朋友 [00:00:51] 处人的时候 [00:00:53] 千万要看看品质如何 [00:00:57] 就是住到什么地方 [00:00:59] 街坊邻居 [00:01:00] 也得注意观察他的品德 [00:01:04] 不然的话 [00:01:06] 什么事都会发生啊 [00:01:08] 你挨着好邻居 [00:01:11] 交好朋友是什么成色 [00:01:14] 你要交了像王婆子西门庆这样的人 [00:01:18] 又得个什么结果 [00:01:21] 这些教训呢 [00:01:22] 不能不吸收 [00:01:25] 诶就在西门庆跟潘金莲勾搭城监之时 [00:01:31] 王婆子像发疯了似的破门而入 [00:01:37] 进屋把桌子就给周了 [00:01:40] 哟 [00:01:41] 把这对男女吓得赶紧把衣服穿上了 [00:01:45] 干娘 [00:01:46] 你 [00:01:46] 你别说了 [00:01:48] 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀 [00:01:49] 哎呀 [00:01:51] 我这是茶馆儿 [00:01:53] 这不是窑子 [00:01:55] 你们干什么呢啊 [00:01:58] 跑到我家来折腾来了 [00:02:00] 我说西门大官人 [00:02:02] 你是有钱的 [00:02:04] 你读的书也不少诶 [00:02:07] 哪条书上叫你这么干来的 [00:02:11] 嗯 [00:02:12] 你 [00:02:13] 你勾引良家妇女 [00:02:16] 这是犯法的 [00:02:19] 你叫我说你点什么好呢 [00:02:22] 再说他五大嫂你是有夫之妇诶 [00:02:28] 你怎么跟别的男人扯这事儿 [00:02:31] 诶 [00:02:31] 这这这这这要传出去 [00:02:34] 我老婆子这脸往哪儿搁 [00:02:37] 我都替你们丢人呢 [00:02:43] 西门庆明白王婆子这叫演戏 [00:02:48] 正所谓画龙点睛 [00:02:50] 正是***之时 [00:02:53] 西门庆害怕是假的 [00:02:55] 苦通 [00:02:57] 给王婆子跪下了 [00:02:59] 潘金莲可是真的害怕呀 [00:03:01] 扑通也跪下了 [00:03:03] 不知说什么好了 [00:03:05] 西门庆就说 [00:03:07] 干娘啊 [00:03:08] 干娘啊 [00:03:10] 您高抬贵手 [00:03:11] 饶了我们吧 [00:03:13] 这 [00:03:14] 这 [00:03:14] 这是一时啊 [00:03:16] 控制不住自己 [00:03:18] 才做下这种不才之事 [00:03:21] 你也从年轻的时候混过你 [00:03:25] 你就原谅我们吧 [00:03:28] 潘金莲也说 [00:03:30] 干娘啊 [00:03:31] 无论如何 [00:03:32] 你可不要声张出去 [00:03:35] 要传到武大的耳朵里 [00:03:37] 我可活不了了 [00:03:40] 王婆子一看 [00:03:41] 行了 [00:03:42] 最后长叹了一声 [00:03:45] 哎 [00:03:46] 都起来吧 [00:03:49] 可是你们呢 [00:03:50] 做下这事儿是不对 [00:03:52] 但是我觉着呢 [00:03:54] 也有同情之处 [00:03:56] 我呢 [00:03:57] 的确也从这时候过过啊 [00:04:00] 我又何尝不是如此呢 [00:04:03] 呵 [00:04:03] 他坦白了 [00:04:04] 嗯 [00:04:06] 不过我总觉着好事不出门 [00:04:09] 坏事传千里呀 [00:04:12] 这要张扬出去可怎么办 [00:04:14] 西门庆马上说 [00:04:15] 干娘 [00:04:17] 你知我知他知 [00:04:19] 外人怎么会知道呢 [00:04:22] 只要你我三人守口如瓶 [00:04:26] 谁也不知道 [00:04:28] 他要猜测 [00:04:30] 那就是猜测 [00:04:31] 他没有任何把握呀 [00:04:34] 嗯 [00:04:36] 说的 [00:04:36] 可是 [00:04:37] 不过呀 [00:04:38] 我不能轻易这么饶了你们 [00:04:42] 我得有个条件 [00:04:43] 干娘 [00:04:44] 你说吧 [00:04:44] 潘金莲也说 [00:04:46] 干娘 [00:04:46] 你有什么条件 [00:04:47] 您尽管吩咐 [00:04:50] 我的条件呢 [00:04:51] 是这么回事儿 [00:04:53] 你们俩既然是到了这步了 [00:04:57] 嗯 [00:04:58] 要好呢 [00:04:59] 就好到底 [00:05:01] 别朝秦暮楚的啊 [00:05:03] 我告你我的少 [00:05:05] 你天天等武大走了之后 [00:05:08] 到我这儿来 [00:05:09] 以做兽医为名 [00:05:12] 在这儿招待西门大官人 [00:05:15] 你能答应吗 [00:05:16] 能能能 [00:05:18] 好 [00:05:19] 再说西门大官人 [00:05:20] 你 [00:05:22] 你有钱有势 [00:05:23] 小伙长得也漂亮 [00:05:25] 追你的女人有的是 [00:05:28] 但是从现在开始 [00:05:30] 一律钱都杜鹃 [00:05:34] 专心一意的 [00:05:36] 跟吴大嫂相好 [00:05:38] 天天 [00:05:39] 到时候你也来陪着五大嫂 [00:05:41] 我要听说你跟别的女人再有往来 [00:05:46] 我叫张扬出去 [00:05:48] 行行行一定办到 [00:05:50] 一定办到 [00:05:51] 其实 [00:05:52] 这就给潘金莲戴上了紧箍咒 [00:05:57] 不来也得来 [00:06:00] 这两个人磕了一顿头 [00:06:02] 起来了 [00:06:02] 王婆子 [00:06:03] 这阵风雨才过去 [00:06:04] 好了 [00:06:05] 今天也不早了 [00:06:07] 该回家回家啊 [00:06:08] 明天准时再到我家来 [00:06:12] 打这一天开始 [00:06:16] 潘金莲盼着武大郎走了 [00:06:20] 假装到王家茶馆来做活 [00:06:23] 就来会西门庆 [00:06:25] 西门庆什么事也不管了 [00:06:28] 天天扎到这儿来陪着潘金莲 [00:06:32] 两个人如胶似漆 [00:06:36] 形影不离呀 [00:06:40] 是尽情的欢乐 [00:06:42] 把一切全部放在心上了 [00:06:47] 真就应了那句话了 [00:06:49] 好事不出门 [00:06:52] 坏事传千里 [00:06:56] 日久天长 [00:06:58] 没有不透风的事儿 [00:07:00] 这紫石街上的 [00:07:02] 都知道了 [00:07:05] 因为人们发现那西门庆他老来呀 [00:07:08] 一头就扎到茶馆里头 [00:07:11] 这西门庆这个人物挺显眼的 [00:07:14] 他怎么老来 [00:07:15] 人们注意一看 [00:07:16] 这潘金莲天天的老上王婆子那儿去 [00:07:22] 啊 [00:07:22] 明白怎么回事了 [00:07:24] 王婆子给牵线 [00:07:27] 这两个人狼狈为奸 [00:07:30] 大伙儿在家里呀 [00:07:32] 说什么的都有 [00:07:35] 就是背着武大郎一个人 [00:07:37] 谁能告诉武大郎这个事儿 [00:07:39] 嗯 [00:07:41] 有些有经验的人都说 [00:07:43] 少说两句啊 [00:07:45] 别因为你说话再惹出大祸来 [00:07:48] ***可出人命 [00:07:52] 注意啊 [00:07:53] 别说了 [00:07:55] 武大郎蒙到鼓里头 [00:07:56] 根本也没想到有这事儿 [00:07:59] 一个多月过去了 [00:08:03] 要不说 [00:08:03] 怎么该着出事呢 [00:08:06] 阳谷县本街 [00:08:08] 有个小孩 [00:08:10] 姓乔 [00:08:11] 叫乔郓哥 [00:08:14] 因为他生在郓城 [00:08:16] 所以就叫郓哥 [00:08:19] 母亲没了 [00:08:21] 跟他老爹 [00:08:22] 爷儿俩生活 [00:08:24] 他老爹一年得病八个月 [00:08:28] 家里生活十分清苦 [00:08:31] 郓哥这孩子也念不起书 [00:08:34] 就做点小买卖 [00:08:37] 什么买卖呀 [00:08:38] 梨下来卖梨 [00:08:40] 桃下来卖桃 [00:08:42] 枣下来卖枣 [00:08:45] 反正挣不多少钱吧 [00:08:47] 爷儿俩混口粥喝呗 [00:08:50] 这小乔郓哥啊 [00:08:52] 现在买了点货 [00:08:54] 就在街头叫卖 [00:08:56] 能卖几个大钱呢 [00:08:58] 他全指着上有钱人家门前去 [00:09:02] 张财神啦 [00:09:04] 李财神啦 [00:09:05] 到人那儿送去 [00:09:07] 给人家说点好话 [00:09:08] 人家全包下了啊 [00:09:10] 就这么赚俩钱 [00:09:12] 这西门庆啊 [00:09:13] 是他的常客 [00:09:16] 西门庆还爱吃零嘴 [00:09:19] 所以说乔郓哥整了一篮子梨 [00:09:22] 到处找西门庆也找不着 [00:09:26] 把他急得什么似的 [00:09:29] 后来有个人跟他说了 [00:09:32] 我说 [00:09:32] 小兄弟 [00:09:33] 现在西门大官人 [00:09:36] 上我们这不来了 [00:09:38] 你要想发财呀 [00:09:40] 你上紫石街老王婆子开那茶馆去找他去 [00:09:46] 这会儿啊 [00:09:47] 嗯嗯嗯 [00:09:48] 肯定在那儿呢 [00:09:51] 你去吧 [00:09:53] 乔郓哥又问 [00:09:55] 他 [00:09:55] 他能上那儿去吗 [00:09:57] 不可能 [00:09:58] 哎呀 [00:09:59] 小兄弟 [00:10:00] 你知道什么呢 [00:10:02] 现在呀 [00:10:04] 西门大官人 [00:10:06] 跟武大的媳妇儿 [00:10:08] 潘金莲 [00:10:10] 想好了 [00:10:11] 俩人天天到老王家那约会去 [00:10:14] 谁也不知道你到那就能堵上 [00:10:18] 这个乔郓哥呢 [00:10:19] 为了赚钱 [00:10:21] 也没往深一层考虑 [00:10:23] 拎这个梨筐 [00:10:25] 奔紫石街来了 [00:10:28] 你看 [00:10:28] 王婆子在门口坐着呢 [00:10:31] 正给放风呢 [00:10:34] 西门庆跟潘金莲正在屋胡扯 [00:10:37] 正这时候 [00:10:38] 乔郓哥 [00:10:39] 到门前了 [00:10:40] 往里头看看 [00:10:42] 连个招呼都不打 [00:10:44] 推门就要进去 [00:10:46] 王婆子手快 [00:10:48] 一下把他列回来了 [00:10:50] 你 [00:10:51] 你干嘛呀 [00:10:53] 你叫什么 [00:10:54] 给你撞上了 [00:10:55] 你胡穿的什么 [00:10:57] 嗯 [00:10:58] 我找西门大官人去过 [00:11:02] 西门大官人从来也不来 [00:11:05] 你找错门了 [00:11:06] 拉倒吧 [00:11:08] 早有人告诉我了 [00:11:10] 西门大官人天天上你这儿来 [00:11:13] 说我推门进去 [00:11:14] 指定他在这不但有西门大官人 [00:11:17] 听说武大郎的媳妇儿也在这儿呢哟 [00:11:22] 这下说到王婆子心病上 [00:11:25] 哎哟 [00:11:26] 王婆子可害怕了 [00:11:28] 但是恼羞成怒 [00:11:30] 把门一挡 [00:11:31] 腰一叉 [00:11:32] 放***的狗臭屁 [00:11:35] 这谁说的诶 [00:11:37] 我让他嘴上生疮 [00:11:39] 脚底板流脓 [00:11:40] 胡说八道啊 [00:11:42] 诶 [00:11:42] 快走快 [00:11:45] 乔郓哥这孩子 [00:11:47] 经常在街上做小买卖 [00:11:50] 什么人没接触过 [00:11:51] 那也是个小皮子 [00:11:53] 摔打砸啦 [00:11:54] 什么也都会 [00:11:56] 乔郓哥一听 [00:11:57] 把脑瓜一不了 [00:11:58] 你嘴干净点 [00:12:00] 你骂谁 [00:12:02] 谁嘴上长疮 [00:12:03] 谁脚底板 [00:12:04] 刘能 [00:12:05] 我看就是你 [00:12:07] 就你他妈给牵的线 [00:12:09] 搭的桥 [00:12:10] 要没你啊 [00:12:11] 不至于出这些事儿哟 [00:12:13] 小王八蛋 [00:12:14] 你竟敢侮辱我我乔老奶奶打死你的 [00:12:18] 王婆子急了过去一把把梨筐给夺过来往地上一扔 [00:12:25] 满地滚的都是梨 [00:12:27] 那乔郓哥能干吗 [00:12:29] 乔郓哥回来跟他一辩理 [00:12:31] 老王婆子把巴掌抬起来 [00:12:33] 这顿大嘴 [00:12:35] 啪啪啪啪啪啪的 [00:12:37] 哎哟哎哟啪啪啪 [00:12:40] 怎么说乔郓哥是个孩子 [00:12:43] 那王婆子又是个泼妇 [00:12:46] 还挺有劲 [00:12:47] 乔郓哥吃亏了 [00:12:49] 把脸蛋都抽肿了 [00:12:51] 脑袋上还来个疙瘩 [00:12:53] 哭着 [00:12:55] 把筐捡起来 [00:12:57] 把梨也捡起来了 [00:12:59] 回过头用手指着王婆子 [00:13:02] 老家伙 [00:13:03] 你等着 [00:13:03] 他妈完不了 [00:13:05] 我要不把你们家折腾个底儿朝天 [00:13:08] 我不叫郓哥 [00:13:10] 说着撒脚路飞 [00:13:12] 他走了 [00:13:15] 走了干什么 [00:13:15] 找武大郎去了 [00:13:17] 有时候这孩子他不懂事儿 [00:13:19] 梨 [00:13:20] 他也不卖了 [00:13:22] 找武大郎 [00:13:23] 太好找了 [00:13:26] 武大郎啊 [00:13:27] 刚把炊饼卖完药回家 [00:13:31] 在正阳街一拐弯儿 [00:13:33] 正好叫乔郓哥给堵上 [00:13:38] 我武大郎 [00:13:39] 武大哥 [00:13:41] 武大郎一看是他 [00:13:43] 他们俩还开玩笑 [00:13:45] 都是做小买卖的 [00:13:47] 就乐了 [00:13:49] 什么事 [00:13:49] 小子 [00:13:51] 你怎么脸蛋子怎么胖了呢 [00:13:54] 你放屁 [00:13:55] 我叫人给抽的 [00:13:56] 你没看这领子吗 [00:13:58] 哦 [00:13:58] 真的哟 [00:14:00] 都出血了 [00:14:01] 脸上都秃了皮了 [00:14:03] 谁这么狠把你打成这样 [00:14:06] 哎 [00:14:07] 一言难尽 [00:14:08] 我我正找你呢 [00:14:10] 咱找个地方好好唠扯 [00:14:12] 唠扯 [00:14:13] 武大郎一看他挺认真的 [00:14:15] 唠扯唠扯吧 [00:14:17] 在哪儿都不合适 [00:14:19] 乔郓哥 [00:14:19] 是这么办 [00:14:20] 前面不远 [00:14:22] 胡同口那有小酒馆 [00:14:24] 你请我吃顿饭 [00:14:26] 我才能告诉你机密大事 [00:14:28] 你不请我吃饭 [00:14:30] 我不告诉你 [00:14:31] 我告诉你 [00:14:32] 我这顿打就是为你 [00:14:34] 武大郎是个实在人 [00:14:37] 好吧 [00:14:39] 到那小酒馆去了 [00:14:41] 要点肉 [00:14:42] 帽面 [00:14:43] 买了一壶酒 [00:14:45] 人家都认得吴大爷 [00:14:47] 格外的优待 [00:14:49] 给切了个大冰盘 [00:14:52] 两个人对坐 [00:14:53] 一面饮酒 [00:14:54] 一边吃一边谈 [00:14:57] 武大郎也不饿 [00:15:00] 拿了俩炊饼 [00:15:02] 递给乔郓哥了 [00:15:04] 吃吧 [00:15:04] 孩子 [00:15:05] 嗯 [00:15:05] 我这就够了 [00:15:06] 诶 [00:15:07] 吃不了给你爹拿回去 [00:15:09] 哎 [00:15:10] 你真是好人呢 [00:15:14] 我说这么办吧 [00:15:16] 我管你叫大叔得了 [00:15:17] 我大叔 [00:15:19] 你都戴绿帽子了 [00:15:21] 你知道不 [00:15:23] 武大郎一听 [00:15:24] 把脸沉起来 [00:15:27] 我说你这孩子怎么这么坏 [00:15:30] 我这么大岁数 [00:15:31] 你怎么跟我闹着玩 [00:15:32] 真的真的 [00:15:33] 你戴绿帽子了 [00:15:36] 武大郎一看 [00:15:37] 他认真把筷子放下了 [00:15:39] 此话怎讲 [00:15:41] 乔郓哥 [00:15:42] 往左右看看 [00:15:43] 没人偷听 [00:15:44] 他凑过来了 [00:15:46] 大叔啊 [00:15:48] 你只知道天天卖炊饼 [00:15:51] 可是我大婶儿在家里背着你呀 [00:15:55] 跟西门庆勾搭在一起了 [00:15:58] 这可不是一天两天了 [00:16:01] 天天到王婆子家里去约会 [00:16:04] 哎哟 [00:16:06] 满城风雨 [00:16:08] 无人不知啊 [00:16:11] 因为我呀 [00:16:12] 想找西门庆办点儿事儿 [00:16:15] 把这筐梨给他赚俩钱 [00:16:18] 别人告诉我在王家茶馆呢 [00:16:21] 我就去了 [00:16:23] 结果我到那一看呢 [00:16:25] 王婆子果然在门前给放风呢 [00:16:28] 我往里一进 [00:16:30] 他不让我进 [00:16:31] 我们俩三说两说说查了 [00:16:34] 他伸手就打 [00:16:36] 你看把我给揍的 [00:16:39] 乔郓哥话说的可不多 [00:16:41] 武大郎闻听此言 [00:16:43] 手脚冰凉啊 [00:16:51] 勇哥 [00:16:53] 你可不行 [00:16:54] 说瞎话 [00:16:55] 我要说瞎话 [00:16:56] 天诛地灭 [00:16:58] 车压马踩 [00:16:59] 不得好死 [00:17:00] 让我有病的爹嘎嘣死 [00:17:03] 别说别说 [00:17:05] 我相信 [00:17:06] 我相信 [00:17:08] 哎呀 [00:17:09] 贱人呐贱人 [00:17:14] 你太气人了 [00:17:17] 怎么能背着我做下这种不才的事情 [00:17:22] 你说武大郎脾气还挺大啊 [00:17:26] 轮谁头上也受不了 [00:17:28] 这种事不是容让的事儿 [00:17:31] 除非你有特殊的贪图 [00:17:35] 武大郎赶紧把钱汇了 [00:17:39] 转身就走 [00:17:40] 让乔郓哥给拉住了 [00:17:43] 他说 [00:17:44] 你要干什么去 [00:17:45] 我就找这狗男狗女算账 [00:17:50] 拉倒吧你 [00:17:53] 一会儿我我我再跟你商量商量 [00:17:57] 把酒钱给了 [00:17:59] 俩人到了胡同 [00:18:01] 看看左右没人 [00:18:02] 都蹲在墙根这 [00:18:04] 乔郓哥说 [00:18:06] 大叔啊 [00:18:08] 有道是捉贼要赃 [00:18:11] 抓奸要双啊 [00:18:13] 嗯 [00:18:15] 问你办这个事儿你得有把握呀 [00:18:17] 你找谁 [00:18:19] 你找我大婶去 [00:18:20] 我大婶一个不承认 [00:18:22] 百个不承认 [00:18:23] 你瞪眼没咒念 [00:18:25] 你敢找西门庆去吗 [00:18:27] 嗯 [00:18:28] 一点把握没有 [00:18:29] 你这话一出口 [00:18:31] 西门庆拳打脚踢就得把你打个半死 [00:18:36] 反咬你一口 [00:18:37] 说你诬陷好人 [00:18:40] 在公堂上要告你一状 [00:18:42] 你还得蹲监坐狱呢 [00:18:45] 明明你有理 [00:18:46] 闹个大没理呀 [00:18:53] 要照你这么说 [00:18:55] 我就得按期按别了 [00:18:57] 不不不不 [00:18:59] 我是说呀 [00:19:00] 你得有把握 [00:19:02] 那我怎么才能有把握呢 [00:19:05] 到时候我给你出个主意啊 [00:19:09] 今天你回家 [00:19:12] 你假装不知道这个事儿 [00:19:15] 跟往常一样 [00:19:17] 该说说 [00:19:18] 该唠唠 [00:19:19] 该干什么干什么 [00:19:20] 不露声色诶 [00:19:24] 明天呢 [00:19:25] 你还假装做小买卖 [00:19:28] 按着那时候你离开家 [00:19:33] 你要一离开 [00:19:34] 我大婶肯定就上王家茶馆 [00:19:38] 我给你帮帮忙啊 [00:19:41] 我在胡同口那盯着 [00:19:44] 我要发现我大婶儿去了 [00:19:47] 西门庆也去了 [00:19:50] 那老婆子在门口一放风 [00:19:53] 脱了 [00:19:55] 我就找你 [00:19:57] 我帮着你去捉奸 [00:20:00] 一抓一个准 [00:20:02] 一个也跑不了 [00:20:05] 嗯 [00:20:06] 我上哪儿找你去 [00:20:08] 就在这儿 [00:20:09] 怎么样 [00:20:09] 就今天这地方啊 [00:20:11] 咱俩不见不散啊 [00:20:14] 好了 [00:20:15] 另外 [00:20:17] 你还得准备点家伙事儿 [00:20:19] 没有应手的家伙 [00:20:21] 怎么能行呢 [00:20:22] 好 [00:20:23] 我我我回家准备 [00:20:26] 俩人商量好了 [00:20:27] 分手了 [00:20:29] 乔郓哥是为了抱打不平 [00:20:33] 挨这顿揍不能白挨 [00:20:34] 他想出出气 [00:20:37] 武大郎 [00:20:38] 跟谁去说去 [00:20:40] 心如刀割一般 [00:20:42] 失魂落魄 [00:20:45] 勉强挑着 [00:20:46] 挑回了家了 [00:20:49] 这个潘金莲呢 [00:20:51] 可能觉着理亏 [00:20:53] 往日对武大郎从来没这样过 [00:20:56] 诶 [00:20:57] 这两天有笑脸了 [00:20:58] 回来啦 [00:21:00] 啊 [00:21:00] 回来了 [00:21:01] 累不累 [00:21:02] 不累习惯了 [00:21:04] 那他倒挺关心 [00:21:06] 武大郎把挑放下了 [00:21:09] 潘金莲给打来洗脚水 [00:21:11] 让武大郎烫了脚 [00:21:13] 然后把饭菜摆上 [00:21:16] 武大郎吃不下去 [00:21:19] 勉强往下咽 [00:21:22] 吃完了 [00:21:23] 饭菜撤下去 [00:21:25] 武大郎开始做炊饼 [00:21:28] 平常也这样 [00:21:31] 可潘金莲还真就没理会 [00:21:34] 上楼上 [00:21:35] 忙自己的活去了 [00:21:38] 烙完炊饼 [00:21:40] 武大郎倒头便睡 [00:21:42] 潘金莲也休息了 [00:21:45] 武大郎 [00:21:46] 能睡得着吗 [00:21:47] 睡不着啊 [00:21:49] 翻来覆去琢磨这个事儿 [00:21:52] 天还没等亮 [00:21:54] 他起来了 [00:21:55] 洗脸漱口之后 [00:21:57] 往楼上听听 [00:21:59] 潘金莲还没起来呢 [00:22:02] 武大郎到后面先找了根棒子 [00:22:07] 这棒子还真挺结实 [00:22:10] 是榆木的 [00:22:12] 又把他们家劈劈柴那把大菜刀找出来了 [00:22:17] 这把菜刀有几个豁口 [00:22:20] 有的地方都卷刃了 [00:22:21] 但还挺快 [00:22:24] 找了根绳子 [00:22:26] 把这菜刀就栓到榆木棒子上 [00:22:30] 拴的挺结实哈 [00:22:31] 大砍刀准备好了 [00:22:34] 怕外人看见 [00:22:36] 拿破布把它包上 [00:22:39] 跟那挑合在一块 [00:22:41] 往肩头上一扛 [00:22:43] 开门去做买卖去了 [00:22:46] 这都成了习惯了 [00:22:49] 他走了之后 [00:22:51] 潘金莲起来了 [00:22:53] 漱口 [00:22:54] 洗脸 [00:22:56] 坐到桌前 [00:22:57] 开始化妆 [00:22:59] 最近他的心情是非常高兴啊 [00:23:03] 轻飘飘的 [00:23:05] 美极了 [00:23:07] 什么他都不盼 [00:23:09] 就盼这黄金时间 [00:23:13] 收拾完了 [00:23:14] 夹个包儿下了楼走了 [00:23:18] 到王婆家 [00:23:19] 王婆冲他点点头 [00:23:23] 时间不大 [00:23:24] 西门庆进了紫石街 [00:23:27] 往左右看看 [00:23:29] 就像条狗似的 [00:23:30] 滋溜钻进王婆家里头 [00:23:35] 又待了一会儿 [00:23:36] 王婆子 [00:23:38] 拿着大板凳出来了 [00:23:40] 把门关上 [00:23:42] 往门口一坐 [00:23:43] 东瞅西看好像没事儿似的 [00:23:47] 这些事情 [00:23:49] 全看在乔郓哥的眼里 [00:23:53] 郓哥也不卖梨了 [00:23:56] 就在这当了暗探了 [00:23:59] 嗯 [00:23:59] 王八日的 [00:24:02] 太欺负人了 [00:24:05] 他一看 [00:24:06] 一切就绪了 [00:24:07] 乔郓哥一转身 [00:24:09] 司令 [00:24:10] 去找武大郎 [00:24:13] 武大郎哪有心卖炊饼啊 [00:24:15] 在街上兜了那么两圈儿 [00:24:18] 就到了跟乔郓哥约会的地方 [00:24:23] 一见面 [00:24:24] 武大郎就问 [00:24:26] 怎么样 [00:24:27] 郓哥 [00:24:28] 又去了 [00:24:29] 我全看见了