[00:00:00] Dinah moe humm [00:00:08] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:00:10] But I just met a lady named dinah moe humm [00:00:16] She stroll on over say look here bum [00:00:18] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum [00:00:22] Y'jes can't do it [00:00:24] She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb [00:00:26] She could prove it any time all men was scum [00:00:32] I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:00:34] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum [00:00:38] So I got down to it [00:00:41] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum [00:00:48] I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb [00:00:51] But I still didn't hear no dinah moe humm [00:00:55] Dinah moe humm [00:00:57] Dinah moe humm [00:00:58] Dinah moe humm [00:00:59] Where this dinah moe comin' from [00:01:01] Done spent three hours [00:01:02] An' I ain't got a crumb [00:01:03] From the dinah moe [00:01:04] Dinah moe [00:01:05] Dinah moe [00:01:06] From the dinah moe humm [00:01:10] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:13] But you ain't been to it [00:01:14] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:17] But you ain't been to it [00:01:18] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:21] But you ain't been to it [00:01:22] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:25] But you ain't been to it [00:01:27] 'Cause I can't get into it [00:01:28] Unless I get out of it [00:01:30] An' I gotta get out of it [00:01:31] Before I get into it [00:01:32] 'Cause I never get into it [00:01:35] Unless I get out of it [00:01:36] An' I gotta be out of it [00:01:40] To get myself into it [00:01:42] She looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area and she said [00:01:50] Just get me wasted [00:01:51] An' you're half way there [00:01:53] 'Cause if my mind's tore up [00:01:55] Then my body don't care [00:01:57] I rubbed my chinny chin chin [00:01:59] An' said my my my [00:02:01] What sort of thing [00:02:03] Might this lady get high upon [00:02:05] I checked out her sister [00:02:07] Who was holdin' the bet [00:02:08] An' wondered what kind of trip [00:02:10] The young lady was on [00:02:13] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more [00:02:16] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor [00:02:20] She said dinah moe might win the bet [00:02:23] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her [00:02:28] Just because the sun [00:02:29] Want a place in the sky [00:02:32] No reason to assume [00:02:33] I wouldn't give her a try [00:02:35] So I pulled on her hair [00:02:38] Got her legs in the air [00:02:40] An' asked if she had any cooties on there [00:02:43] Whaddya mean cooties no cooties on me [00:02:47] She was buns up kneelin' [00:02:49] Buns up [00:02:51] I was wheelin' an dealin' [00:02:54] Wheelin' an' dealin' an ooooh [00:02:55] She surrended to the feelin' [00:02:57] She sweetly surrendered [00:02:58] An' she started in to squealin' [00:03:03] Dinah moe watched from the edge of the bed [00:03:06] With her lips just a twitchin' an' her face gone red [00:03:10] Some drool rollin' down [00:03:11] From the edge of her chin [00:03:13] While she spied the condition [00:03:15] Her sister was in [00:03:17] She quivered 'n quaked [00:03:19] An' clutched at herself [00:03:21] While her sister made a joke [00:03:23] 'Bout her mental health [00:03:25] 'Till dinah moe finally [00:03:27] Did give in [00:03:28] But I told her [00:03:29] All she really needed [00:03:30] Was some discipline [00:03:35] Kiss my aura [00:03:38] Dora [00:03:38] M m m [00:03:41] It's real angora [00:03:46] Would y'all like some more a [00:03:51] Right here on the flora [00:03:53] An' how 'bout you fauna [00:04:11] Y'wanna [00:04:14] Mmm sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin' did you say you want some more [00:05:26] Well here's some more [00:05:37] Mmm sure listen [00:05:38] D'you think I could interest you [00:05:39] In a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers mmm tweezers [00:05:55] Here lemme sterilize 'em [00:05:57] Gimme your lighter [00:06:09] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:06:11] But I just met a lady named dinah moe humm