Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic (《彩虹小马 第五季》动画片插曲) - Daniel Ingram (丹尼尔·英格瑞姆) // (《小马宝莉 第四季》动画片插曲) // There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see 我们触碰且看到的每样东西都存在病菌 A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe 每次的呼吸都有可能染上疾病 Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea 疾病会从四面八方而来 渐渐侵袭你 It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be 自然界中的万物都被感染 患有小疾 Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick 我明白有些人认为自己没有生病 But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick 但是扭伤的蹄子 疼痛的关节不会很快痊愈 Consider just how dangerous this world is You might 仔细想想这是个危险的世界 Slip and fall break or sprain something here tonight 今夜你可能在某处跌倒 伤筋动骨 But luckily for you we've got the thing you need 但幸运的是我们准备得齐全周到 你需要的我们都有 And it's easier when all you need's the cure 你只需要静静养病 一切都变得容易许多 The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic 神奇治疗药水 Is just what the doctor ordered I'm sure 我确定这就是医生开的药 Now I know our claims seem fantastical 我知道我们的要求有些异想天开 Impractical 不切实际 Improbable 荒谬奇异 Impossible 无法实现 And magical 是天方夜谭 So we welcome every suffering 我们欢迎每只被病痛折磨的小马 Pony to make their way up to the stage 走到台上来 Now don't crowd 不要推 不要挤 And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes 你们将亲眼见证神奇药水的魔力 You there Come up here good sir 这位先生 就是你 走到这来 I'll wager you're tired of those crutches my friend 我的朋友 我敢打赌你已厌倦了拄拐杖的日子 Try taking a sip of this 喝口这个试试 That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you 你真幸运 我们为你留了好东西 Just come on up we've always got some more 快快过来 我们这有喝不尽的 Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic 神奇治疗药水 I won't need these crutches to dance out the door 我将能摆脱这幅拐杖 溜出门外 Now how do ya like that 现在你感觉如何 I don't There's somethin' funny about this whole thing 我没有好转 整件事是多么滑稽可笑 Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair 现在有些人可能会感到绝望 You're old you're tired your legs won't work there's grain in your hair 觉得自己老了 身体乏力 腿不灵活 头发脏乱 Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear 听我的 你们无需害怕担忧 Your ears will work your muscles tone your eyes will see so clear 你们的耳朵会更灵敏 肌肉会更发达 眼睛会看得更清楚 Luckily for us you've got the thing we need 幸运的是我们有你们需要的东西 The answer to our problems in a jar 解决这些问题的办法就在这个瓶子里 The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic 神奇治疗药水 Is the greatest ever miracle by far 是迄今为止最伟大的奇迹 It cures the reins the spurs and the Clydesdale fur blight 它能治愈缰绳勒出的印子 骨刺以及皮毛脱落 Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night 小伤小痛一夜就能痊愈 You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridlebit cleft 你的蹄子和后肢肿胀 缰绳有点裂口 Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft 时而漫步时而疾驰 尾巴一直腾飞 Mane loss hay fever or terrible tonsillitis 鬃毛脱落 花粉病或是严重的扁桃体发炎 You heard it here folks 伙伴们 在这你们听清楚了 This is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it 整个马国只有这里有这种药水