[00:00:01] Put on tha Set - WC And The Maad Circle
[00:00:21] I got put on the set smokin Jimmy Jacks in a shack
[00:00:24] With my nigga Coolio got me to' the f**k back
[00:00:28] High as a UFO standin in my drawers
[00:00:31] In the hall talkin to the walls
[00:00:33] Now a nigga's spooked umm
[00:00:37] *Snagglepuss voice* Heavens to merkatroids I'm looped
[00:00:41] I'm tripping *normal voice* Nigga what do I see
[00:00:43] It's me that nigga Dub C on the TV
[00:00:46] Now I know I'm buzzed
[00:00:48] Cause I'm on the TV but the TV's unplugged
[00:00:50] Damn this shit is like the Twilight Zone
[00:00:53] *sings theme* Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na; I'm blowed
[00:00:57] Cause now I'm havin illusions illusions
[00:00:59] Of me on channel eleven on a black and white tube and
[00:01:02] Mack and the Gene are one of mine show
[00:01:04] Hangin with Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh
[00:01:07] Now I know I'm trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness
[00:01:12] Let me change the TV and
[00:01:14] Dizamn Once again there I go
[00:01:16] But this time it's channel thirteen on Arsenio
[00:01:18] I'm smokin a wet one on the couch
[00:01:21] Givin up a fat middle finger to the crowd
[00:01:24] I'm faded but not in a way in which you ever seen
[00:01:28] Peep the side effects yeah I'm on the set
[00:01:30] Chorus: *singers*
[00:01:31] Asshole naked standin in front of the set; I'm wet
[00:01:36] Ain't no escapin when yo' ass is wet; I'm wet
[00:01:41] Look look way up in the sky everybody just
[00:01:47] Look look and you'll find me flyin high
[00:01:52] So there I was standin in front of the set mesmerized
[00:01:55] Kickin off the scenery right before me eyes
[00:01:58] High as a motherf**ker what was I to do
[00:02:01] Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I'm on channel two
[00:02:04] Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of control
[00:02:07] And now I see myself on Highway Patrol
[00:02:09] Runnin from the Feds tryin to make my get away
[00:02:12] But there's *singin* nowhere to run ba-bay
[00:02:15] And now exhausted from this drama I needed a rest
[00:02:18] So I went on channel four so I can catch my breath
[00:02:21] Now who's this after five minutes of bein there
[00:02:23] I met this motherf**ker named the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
[00:02:27] Yeah this nigga was funny I must admit it
[00:02:29] But his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was straight bitches
[00:02:32] Them niggaz was cock blockin talkin bout killin me
[00:02:35] Cause I told em I wanted to f**k the shit out of Hillary ooh
[00:02:38] Now what's a realer trip to fantasy all I know
[00:02:40] Is she was lookin good sportin them t-shirt and panties huh
[00:02:43] I can't believe this shit nigga I'm wet
[00:02:46] F**k tricks my mind is playin with dipsticks I'm on the set
[00:02:48] Chorus
[00:02:59] Still blowed from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it
[00:03:02] Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm nervous
[00:03:05] Cause now the TV's changin by itself uh-oh danger
[00:03:08] Cause now I see myself on channel nine on the Gladiators
[00:03:12] I'm swingin on a rope with a gauge
[00:03:14] Boom bang bang you niggaz can't hang
[00:03:17] F**k a obstacle fool I had them buff bitches runnin
[00:03:20] Mass confusion now I hear one-time comin
[00:03:21] So I swing to the exit jumped off and jetted
[00:03:25] Thank God mama kept the baby gat ready
[00:03:28] I left all them bitches behind til I got to channel fifty-two
[00:03:33] And there I found myself on Good Times
[00:03:34] Here was me and this nigga named J J
[00:03:36] Out on a double date just sippin on Kool-Aid
[00:03:39] Now umm ain't no need for me to pretenda
[00:03:42] Like my date was all that like J J 's boo-boo Belinda
[00:03:44] Yo but she had a ass like Thelma titties like Walona
[00:03:47] Drunk off the Mad Dog I f**ked around and boned her
[00:03:51] Like J J the pussy was dy-no-mite though
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