[00:00:04] Hi [00:00:05] Original bad boy on the case cover your face [00:00:08] Came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy with mase [00:00:10] I laced the w**d with insect repellant better check the smelly [00:00:13] Eminem starts with e better check the spelling [00:00:15] With a capital somebody grab me a snapple [00:00:18] I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple [00:00:20] Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure [00:00:23] That my mother did it but the b**ch wont admit it was her [00:00:25] I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months [00:00:28] And said Im ready now b**ch - aint you feelin these kicks cunt [00:00:31] The world aint ready for me yet I can tell [00:00:33] Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell [00:00:35] Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs [00:00:37] And Im hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns [00:00:40] I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach [00:00:43] And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it [00:00:46] (yuck ) hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet [00:00:48] If yall dont like me you can suck my dick til you numb it [00:00:51] And all that gibberish you was spittin you need to kill it [00:00:53] Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep I dont feel it [00:00:56] Eminem [00:00:56] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [00:00:58] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [00:01:01] Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me ha [00:01:03] Is f**kin crazy -- hello hi [00:01:06] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [00:01:08] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [00:01:11] Is f**kin crazy -- do you hear me [00:01:13] Is f**kin crazy [00:01:15] Im ice grillin you starin you down with a gremlin grin [00:01:18] Im eminem youre a fag in a womens gym [00:01:20] Im slim the shady is really a fake alias [00:01:22] To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens [00:01:25] A brainiac with a cranium packed full of more uranium [00:01:28] Than a maniac saudi arabian [00:01:31] A highly combustible head spazmatic [00:01:33] Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed [00:01:35] Laid up in the hospital in critical condition [00:01:37] I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician [00:01:40] High speed iv full of thai w**d [00:01:43] Lookin chinese with my knees stuck together like siamese [00:01:45] Twins joined at the groin like lesbians [00:01:48] Uhh pins and needles hypodermic needles and pins [00:01:50] I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends [00:01:53] On if I keep on killin my girlfriends [00:01:56] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [00:01:58] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [00:02:01] Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me ha [00:02:03] Is f**kin crazy -- listen [00:02:05] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan [00:02:08] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin [00:02:11] Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me [00:02:13] Is f**kin crazy [00:02:15] Last night I o d d on rush mushrooms and dust [00:02:18] And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed [00:02:20] Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say [00:02:22] I call in to work cause all I do is frolic and play [00:02:25] I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day [00:02:27] Of tylenol 3 and talk about how violent Ill be (rrarrrrh) [00:02:30] Give me eleven excederin my headll spin [00:02:32] Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine [00:02:35] Scratched my balls til I shredded skin [00:02:37] Doctor check this rash look how red its been [00:02:40] Its probably aids forget it then [00:02:42] I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows [00:02:44] That dont even make sense like dykes usin dildos [00:02:45] So reach in your billfolds for ten ducats [00:02:48] And pick up this slim shady sh*t thats on rawkus [00:02:50] Somethin somethin somethin somethin I get weeded [00:02:53] My daughter scribbled over that rhyme I couldnt read it