[00:00:01] Dinah-Moe Humm Frank Zappa [00:00:08] I couldn't say where she's coming' from [00:00:10] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:16] She stroll on over say look here bum [00:00:18] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum [00:00:22] (Y'jes can't do it) [00:00:24] She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb [00:00:27] She could prove it any time all men was scum [00:00:33] I don't mind that she called me a bum [00:00:35] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) [00:00:41] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum [00:00:49] I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb [00:00:51] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:55] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:57] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:58] Dinah-Moe Humm [00:00:59] Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from [00:01:01] Done spent three hours [00:01:02] An' I ain't got a crumb [00:01:03] From the Dinah-Moe [00:01:04] Dinah-Moe [00:01:05] Dinah-Moe [00:01:06] From the Dinah-Moe Humm [00:01:11] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:13] But you ain't been to it [00:01:14] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:17] But you ain't been to it [00:01:19] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:21] But you ain't been to it [00:01:23] I got a spot that gets me hot [00:01:25] But you ain't been to it [00:01:26] 'Cause I can't get into it [00:01:28] Unless I get out of it [00:01:30] An' I gotta get out of it [00:01:32] Before I get into it [00:01:34] 'Cause I never get into it [00:01:35] Unless I get out of it [00:01:38] An' I gotta be out of it [00:01:39] To get myself into it [00:01:43] (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said ) [00:01:49] Just get me wasted [00:01:51] An' you're half-way there [00:01:53] 'Cause if my mind's tore up [00:01:55] Then my body don't care [00:01:57] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin [00:01:59] An' said my-my-my [00:02:01] What sort of thing [00:02:03] Might this lady get high upon [00:02:05] I checked out her sister [00:02:07] Who was holdin' the bet [00:02:08] An' wondered what kind of trip [00:02:10] The young lady was on [00:02:13] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more [00:02:16] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor [00:02:20] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet [00:02:24] But she could use a little ________ if I wasn't done yet I told her [00:02:28] Just because the sun [00:02:30] Want a place in the sky [00:02:32] No reason to assume [00:02:33] I wouldn't give her a try [00:02:35] So I pulled on her hair [00:02:38] Got her legs in the air [00:02:40] An' asked if she had any cooties on there [00:02:43] (Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me ) [00:02:47] She was buns-up kneelin' [00:02:49] BUNS UP [00:02:50] I was wheelin' an dealin' [00:02:52] WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH [00:02:55] She surrended to the feelin' [00:02:57] SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED [00:02:58] An' she started in to squealin' [00:03:02] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed [00:03:06] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red [00:03:10] Some drool rollin' down [00:03:11] From the edge of her chin [00:03:13] While she spied the condition [00:03:15] Her sister was in [00:03:17] She quivered 'n quaked [00:03:19] An' clutched at herself [00:03:21] While her sister made a joke [00:03:23] 'Bout her mental health [00:03:25] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally [00:03:27] Did give in [00:03:28] But I told her [00:03:29] All she really needed [00:03:30] Was some discipline [00:03:35] Kiss my aura [00:03:37] Dora [00:03:39] M-M-M [00:03:41] It's real angora [00:03:46] Would y'all like some more-a [00:03:50] Right here on the flora [00:03:53] An' how 'bout you Fauna [00:03:54] Y'wanna [00:04:07] MMM sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more