[00:00:00] [Doctor [00:00:01] [Nurse [00:00:03] [Doctor [00:00:04] [Nurse [00:00:05] [Doctor [00:00:07] [Nurse [00:00:07] [Doctor [00:00:08] [Nurse [00:00:08] [Doctor [00:00:09] [Nurse [00:00:09] [Eminem [00:00:09] These are the results of a thousand electric volts [00:00:10] A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!" [00:00:13] A kid who refused to respect adults [00:00:15] Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose [00:00:18] A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery [00:00:21] Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me [00:00:23] And I might snap, one day just like that [00:00:25] I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack [00:00:28] (Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said, [00:00:30] "It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die" [00:00:33] I looked at my watch it was one twenty [00:00:35] "I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?" [00:00:38] He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..." [00:00:41] My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first [00:00:43] Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works" [00:00:46] I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst! [00:00:49] Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!" [00:00:51] [N [00:00:52] [E [00:00:54] [N [00:00:56] [E [00:00:58] [N [00:01:01] And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework." [00:01:03] [E [00:01:06] [N [00:01:09] Brain damage, ever since the day I was born [00:01:10] Drugs is what they used to say I was on [00:01:13] They say I never knew which way I was goin [00:01:16] But everywhere I go they keep playin my song [00:01:18] Brain damage, ever since the day I was born [00:01:21] Drugs is what they used to say I was on [00:01:23] They say I never knew which way I was goin [00:01:26] But everywhere I go they keep playin my song [00:01:28] [Eminem [00:01:28] Brain damage.. [00:01:29] Way before my baby daughter Hailey [00:01:30] I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey [00:01:33] An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes [00:01:36] so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers [00:01:38] One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin [00:01:41] And had me in the position to beat me into submission [00:01:43] He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, [00:01:46] Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat [00:01:48] I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef" [00:01:50] But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe [00:01:53] He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!" [00:01:56] The principal walked in (What's going on in here?) [00:01:58] and started helpin him stomp me [00:02:00] I made them think they beat me to death [00:02:01] Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left [00:02:03] Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth [00:02:06] Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws [00:02:08] Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools [00:02:11] "This is for every time you took my orange juice, [00:02:13] or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk. [00:02:16] Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. [00:02:18] I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good." [00:02:21] I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could [00:02:23] and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood [00:02:26] Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.. [00:02:29] .. Made it home, later that same day [00:02:30] Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray [00:02:33] I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read [00:02:36] I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed [00:02:38] My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!? [00:02:41] Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!) [00:02:43] She beat me over the head with the remote control [00:02:46] opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull [00:02:48] I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"