[00:00:00] The Irony Of It All (Album Version) - The Streets (街头小子) [00:00:06] Hello Hello My names Terry and I'm a law abider [00:00:10] There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer [00:00:13] And when the weekends here [00:00:14] I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight [00:00:18] Good bloke fairly [00:00:19] But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny [00:00:22] Bounce 'em round like bunnies [00:00:23] I'm likely to cause mischief [00:00:25] Good clean grief you must believe [00:00:27] And I ain't no thief [00:00:28] Law abiding and all all legal [00:00:31] And who cares about my liver when it feels good [00:00:33] What you need is some real manhood [00:00:35] Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha [00:00:37] Putting peoples backs up [00:00:39] Public disorder I'll give you public disorder [00:00:42] I down eight pints and run all over the place [00:00:45] Spit in the face of an officer [00:00:46] See if that bothers you cause [00:00:47] I never broke a law in my life [00:00:50] Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife [00:00:52] Come on lads lets have another fight [00:00:54] Eh hello My names Tim and I'm a criminal [00:00:56] In the eyes of society I need to be in jail [00:00:58] For the choice of herbs I inhale [00:01:00] This ain't no wholesale operation [00:01:02] Just a few eighths and some [00:01:03] Playstations my's vocation [00:01:05] I pose a threat to the nation [00:01:07] And down the station the police hold no patients [00:01:09] Let's talk space and time [00:01:11] I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein [00:01:14] And Carl Young And old Kung Fu movies I like to see [00:01:17] Pass the hydrator please [00:01:19] Yeah I'm floating on thin air [00:01:21] Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there [00:01:24] Cause I taker pride in my hobby [00:01:26] Home made bongs using my engineering degree [00:01:28] Dear Leaders please legalise w**d for these reasons [00:01:31] Like I was saying to him [00:01:33] I told him: "F**k with me and you won't live " [00:01:36] So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling [00:01:38] Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night [00:01:40] Mad fight his face's a sad sight [00:01:43] Vodka and Snake Bite [00:01:44] Going on like a right geez he's a twat [00:01:47] Shouldn't have looked at me like that [00:01:49] Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen [00:01:51] If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em [00:01:54] Can't stand crime either them hooligans on h****n [00:01:57] Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured [00:01:59] Will be the downfall of society [00:02:01] I've got all the anger pent up inside of me [00:02:03] You know I don't see why I should be the criminal [00:02:06] How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal [00:02:08] And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol [00:02:12] I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting [00:02:15] We pose no threat on my settee [00:02:17] Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please [00:02:19] We didn't order chicken [00:02:20] Not a problem we'll pick it out [00:02:22] I doubt they meant to mess us about [00:02:24] After all we're all adults not louts [00:02:26] As I was saying we're friendly peaceful people [00:02:28] We're not the ones out there causing trouble [00:02:31] We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters [00:02:33] Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is [00:02:36] MTV BBC 2 Channel 4 is on until six in the morning [00:02:39] Then at six in the morning [00:02:41] The sun dawns and it's my bedtime [00:02:42] Causing trouble your stinking rabble [00:02:45] Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it [00:02:47] You're on drugs it really bugs me [00:02:48] When people try and tell me I'm a thug [00:02:51] Just for getting drunk [00:02:52] I like getting drunk [00:02:53] Cause I'm an upstanding citizen [00:02:55] If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em [00:02:58] Now Terry you're repeating yourself [00:03:00] But that's okay drunk people can't help that [00:03:02] A chemical reaction happening inside your brain