[00:00:00] Funkhauser - Hard 'n Phirm
[00:00:00] All right all right
[00:00:01] I want everyone to start clappin'
[00:00:03] Everybody
[00:00:03] C'mon follow me
[00:00:05] A-one a-two
[00:00:09] That's good clappin'
[00:00:10] Burt usually not on beat
[00:00:13] You just on stage
[00:00:14] 'Cause you look so handsome
[00:00:16] But tonight you on beat all right
[00:00:20] Alright Nathanial
[00:00:20] Yo
[00:00:21] I want you gimme a smooth bassline
[00:00:23] Nice and smooth alright
[00:00:24] Alright
[00:00:25] A-one two three four
[00:00:31] Yeah
[00:00:33] Ooh
[00:00:34] I like that like steppin' into a warm bath
[00:00:39] Wash your soul
[00:00:40] Make the people clean
[00:00:43] Lymon come on in
[00:00:51] Ah
[00:00:55] Scooty yes pete yeah
[00:00:57] Gimme something high up there
[00:00:58] Here we go
[00:01:01] Guitar
[00:01:06] Aw this is smooth
[00:01:08] I ain't never heard anything so smooth
[00:01:11] But sometimes I like a little chunky
[00:01:13] I want a little chunky in there
[00:01:16] Lewis
[00:01:16] Yeah
[00:01:17] Do you think you can do that
[00:01:18] Oh yeah
[00:01:24] Chunky chunk
[00:01:26] Now who we got on horns
[00:01:29] Ok James and no-bone Willy
[00:01:32] I want you to fly in nice and low
[00:01:34] Now watch me now
[00:01:39] And now woo yeah
[00:01:44] Oh man I don't know
[00:01:46] What we can do to make this better
[00:01:48] Somebody take a eggbeater
[00:01:50] And beat it against a skillet
[00:01:51] I'm on it
[00:01:58] You over there ready Freddy
[00:01:59] Uh huh when I point you in
[00:02:00] I want you to give me a duck call
[00:02:03] Absolutely
[00:02:04] Can you give me a duck call
[00:02:06] I can give you a duck call
[00:02:07] Let's get some ducks in here
[00:02:14] Bow wow
[00:02:19] Alright now I want somebody to take
[00:02:21] That skill saw and make me a table
[00:02:24] A funky table
[00:02:30] Did you see Robert jump up on that
[00:02:32] Woo I didn't even have to ask him twice
[00:02:39] Now move that microphone up to
[00:02:41] That vat of boiling pudding
[00:02:44] Ok watch the microphone
[00:02:47] Now take some of those softballs
[00:02:49] And drop them in that pudding
[00:02:51] You got it
[00:02:51] Boss but make it funky
[00:02:58] Now I don't like that lets try something bigger
[00:03:00] You see that robot
[00:03:01] Pick up that robot
[00:03:03] They put me down
[00:03:04] And drop him in the pudding
[00:03:06] I can't swim
[00:03:11] Alright now I want somebody
[00:03:12] No-bone willy put that horn down
[00:03:16] You all drop out
[00:03:17] Willy
[00:03:18] Yo
[00:03:18] Take a dead rat throw it against the bus
[00:03:23] Do what
[00:03:24] Open that patio door
[00:03:25] Take a dead rat throw it against the bus
[00:03:28] Ok
[00:03:50] Oh oh man that that that is repugnant
[00:03:55] How's that table comin'
[00:03:56] Almost finished gotta put the legs on
[00:03:58] Alright
[00:03:59] What else we got around here
[00:04:00] I don't know
[00:04:01] Take a fire extinguisher empty it
[00:04:05] Into a vacuum
[00:04:06] That's what we're gonna do
[00:04:08] I'm pretty sure that's a fire hazard
[00:04:10] That's alright
[00:04:11] 'Cause it's hot in here
[00:04:12] I'm serious you should rethink that
[00:04:18] Table's done
[00:04:19] Woo that is a beautiful table
[00:04:30] Now I've wanted to do this for a long time
[00:04:32] Somebody Stevie take a compaq presario
[00:04:35] And a microwave generate a force field
[00:04:38] That's right generate me a force field
[00:04:41] With a compaq presario and a microwave
[00:04:50] That's amazing Bert
[00:04:52] Go over there see if you can touch Stevie
[00:04:54] See if that thing is real
[00:04:56] Ow
[00:04:58] It really is real
[00:05:01] Alright shut that thing off
[00:05:02] I don't want no chernobyl
[00:05:04] Not to mention the electric bill
[00:05:07] Now what I'm gonna do is
[00:05:08] Shove this fish through this kumquat
[00:05:11] Ok
[00:05:12] I'm gonna take this fish
[00:05:13] Shh
[00:05:14] Shh
[00:05:15] Everybody
[00:05:15] Shh
[00:05:16] Quiet down guys
[00:05:17] Excuse me guys
[00:05:18] I'm sorry were we too loud was it the force field
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