[00:00:00] Intro to Anxiety (所谓焦虑) (Explicit) - Hoodie Allen (胡迪·艾伦) [00:00:10] // [00:00:10] Happy camper happy camper [00:00:16] 乐天派 乐天派 [00:00:16] Happy camper oh [00:00:22] 乐天派 [00:00:22] Yo life can be super happy [00:00:24] 生活有时会快乐无边 [00:00:24] Life can be super sad [00:00:25] 生活有时也会悲伤至极 [00:00:25] I'm trying super hard to separate the good and the bad [00:00:28] 我特别特别努力地去区分好与坏 [00:00:28] I'll go back to my future just to get to my past [00:00:31] 我想要去到未来 只是为了能把握我的过去 [00:00:31] But knowing me my De Lorean would probably crash [00:00:33] 但知道我想法的话 我的时光机器可能会撞碎吧 [00:00:33] Sometimes I get in a taxi when I ain't got no cash [00:00:36] 有时我有现金的时候才会打车 [00:00:36] Worry if my credit card don't work [00:00:38] 因为我害怕我的银行卡不起作用 [00:00:38] Then I might have to dash [00:00:39] 那我可能就会逃跑 [00:00:39] Have the cab driver chase me 20 blocks down 7th Ave [00:00:42] 出租司机追着我绕过了20个街区直到第七大街 [00:00:42] And if he catching up to me [00:00:43] 如果他抓住了我 [00:00:43] I know he'll wanna kick my a** [00:00:45] 我知道他会狠狠地教训我一顿 [00:00:45] Damn that's one hell of an imagination [00:00:47] 该死 这真是一个如噩梦般的想象 [00:00:47] Even worse than talking to these girls [00:00:49] 比跟这些女孩说话还要恐怖 [00:00:49] I get infatuated [00:00:50] 我有些糊涂 [00:00:50] Send a text and it go green [00:00:51] 给她发送了一条简讯但看不到她的回复状态 [00:00:51] Wonder what that f**king mean [00:00:53] 我猜想这到底意味着什么 [00:00:53] Like did it send has it been seen [00:00:54] 这条简讯发送到了吗 她看到了吗 [00:00:54] Why ain't she writing back to me [00:00:56] 为什么她没有给我回复 [00:00:56] Probably chatting with some other guys [00:00:57] 可能正在跟其他男人聊天吧 [00:00:57] And I feel jealousy [00:00:58] 我突然就感到嫉火中烧 [00:00:58] Two days later she write back [00:00:59] 两天了 她才回复 [00:00:59] Like S-R-Y I fell asleep [00:01:01] 说她收到简讯时睡着了 明显不想搭理我的样子 [00:01:01] I think I'll be alone forever [00:01:02] 我想我可能要孤独终老了 [00:01:02] Maybe I'll live with my parents [00:01:04] 我可能会跟我的父母一起居住 [00:01:04] That way I could eat the food [00:01:05] 那样至少我还有饭吃 [00:01:05] And never feel embarrassed cause [00:01:07] 而且永远都不会感到尴尬 因为 [00:01:07] Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me [00:01:10] 有时我觉得我功成名就 是最棒的 [00:01:10] Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me [00:01:12] 有时我又觉得这一切都是虚无 并没有我以为的那么有用 [00:01:12] Sometimes I lay awake and I can't go to sleep [00:01:15] 有时我躺在床上翻来覆去不能入睡 [00:01:15] This is my introduction to anxiety [00:01:18] 这就是我的焦虑 [00:01:18] Sometimes I need someone to take control of me [00:01:21] 有时我需要有人能够来帮助我控制我的情绪 [00:01:21] Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me [00:01:24] 因为我有时会被自己大脑中的恶魔所控制 [00:01:24] Sometimes I think that sh*t ain't what it used to be [00:01:26] 有时我会想 该死的 事情原来不是这样子的 [00:01:26] This is my introduction to anxiety [00:01:29] 这就是我的焦虑 [00:01:29] Okay class settle down this is your teacher talking [00:01:32] 好了 同学们 课已经上完了 你们了解我了吗 [00:01:32] I got the girls in the OC flipping like Mischa Barton [00:01:34] 我的魅力没有人能抵抗 就像电视剧The O.C.中的Mischa Barton那样 [00:01:34] The only time I socialize is at a pizza party [00:01:37] 我唯一的一次社交活动就是一次披萨派对 [00:01:37] Usually I see a party overthink and keep on walking