What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯) // Yo yo // Jingle Bells Jingle Bells 叮叮当，叮叮当 Jingling all the way 铃儿响叮铛 Oh what fun it is to ride 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部 From Detroit to East LA 如此畅快 Is this a white Christmas Hell no my man 这是否是白色圣诞，该死，不是 I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men 我将鲜血洒在雪地，殴打着胖子 You mean Santa that boy's a b**ch 你是指圣诞老人，他太混蛋了 He caught my mom Christmas cheating trying to give her kiss 他拆穿妈妈在圣诞节的谎言，试图亲吻她 For real he's no joke that guy don't play 事实如此，他没开玩笑 He tried to ride way more than a onehorsesleigh 他试图驾驶着不止一匹马拉的雪橇 Laughing all the way but he's not laughing today 一路欢笑，但今天他不会笑 Jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay 铃铛作响，即使恶魔也退避三舍 Come Chrismas eve old NICK'S a gonner 他在平安夜前来，然后消失不见 We'll be snacking on deer EATIN' Blitzen and Donor 我们吃着鹿肉，把驯鹿Blitzen和Donor都吃掉 Not a question of when not even a maybe 别问何时，甚至也不要怀疑 Have a drunk Mrs Clause saying Jingling Baby 酒醉微醺，圣诞太太说着，精灵宝宝 Give a new meaning to ho ho ho 给电影圣诞奇遇记赋予新的含义 Shake that a** girl bump your booty in the snow 女孩，在雪地里尽情舞动身体 So watch out Santa you jolly old troll 小心圣诞老人，开心的白胡子老顽童 We'll be stripping that sleigh and leave you the coal 我们会挥动鞭子，为你留下木炭 Jingle Bells Jingle Bells 叮叮当，叮叮当 Jingling all the way 铃儿响叮铛 Oh what fun it is to ride 哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰 In a drop top Chevrolet hey 如此畅快，嘿 Jingle Bells Jingle Bells 叮叮当，叮叮当 Jingling all the way 铃儿响叮铛 Oh what fun it is to ride 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部 From Detroit to East LA 如此畅快 Playing reindeer games hell 乘着驯鹿玩游戏 Yeah my friend 耶，我的朋友 Grab Rudolph's horns see how far they bend 抓住鲁道夫的角，看它能弯到什么程度 When his nose turns red his a** gets sent 鼻子红彤彤，它一路飞奔向前 Back out to the woods with 和它的仙女朋友 His faggy elf friend 一起回到树林外 Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice 哦，圣诞老人，不会将我列入乖小孩名单 In fact could have me listed 事实上 As naughty twice 他会再次将我列入淘气名单 Not cuz of the fight or 不是因为我争夺 The Christmas gift hype 圣诞礼物 Because of all the nog 只是因为我 I left on his wife 将所有的钉子留在他妻子身上 It's time for old nick to move and retire 圣诞老人是时候离开并隐退了 Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire 否则，我们会让你疯掉 Yes I'm that bad Yes 是的，我是坏蛋，是的 I'm that cruel 我就是那么残忍 I mean your a** is huge 我是说，你太胖了 Lose weight for real dude 真的，减下肥吧，兄弟 All the cookies and milk simply quite sick 饼干和牛奶太腻了 I mean when's the last time 我是说，你最近一次欢愉 You've seen your dick 是什么时候 I don't mean to throw a fit and 我不是故意大发脾气 I'm not one to b**ch 我也不是那么邪恶 But every year I get underwear socks and sh*t 但每一年，我都得到些内衣袜子什么的 Jingle Bells Jingle Bells 叮叮当，叮叮当 Jingling all the way 铃儿响叮铛 Oh what fun it is to ride 哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰 In a drop top Chevrolet hey 如此畅快，嘿 Jingle Bells Jingle Bells 叮叮当，叮叮当 Jingling all the way 铃儿响叮铛 Oh what fun it is to ride 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部 From Detroit to East LA 如此畅快 Yo // Jingle Bells Jingle Bells 叮叮当，叮叮当 Jingling all the way 铃儿响叮铛 Oh what fun it is to ride 404

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