[00:00:00] What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯) [00:00:13] // [00:00:13] Yo yo [00:00:14] // [00:00:14] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells [00:00:16] 叮叮当，叮叮当 [00:00:16] Jingling all the way [00:00:19] 铃儿响叮铛 [00:00:19] Oh what fun it is to ride [00:00:21] 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部 [00:00:21] From Detroit to East LA [00:00:24] 如此畅快 [00:00:24] Is this a white Christmas Hell no my man [00:00:26] 这是否是白色圣诞，该死，不是 [00:00:26] I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men [00:00:29] 我将鲜血洒在雪地，殴打着胖子 [00:00:29] You mean Santa that boy's a b**ch [00:00:32] 你是指圣诞老人，他太混蛋了 [00:00:32] He caught my mom Christmas cheating trying to give her kiss [00:00:35] 他拆穿妈妈在圣诞节的谎言，试图亲吻她 [00:00:35] For real he's no joke that guy don't play [00:00:37] 事实如此，他没开玩笑 [00:00:37] He tried to ride way more than a onehorsesleigh [00:00:40] 他试图驾驶着不止一匹马拉的雪橇 [00:00:40] Laughing all the way but he's not laughing today [00:00:43] 一路欢笑，但今天他不会笑 [00:00:43] Jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay [00:00:45] 铃铛作响，即使恶魔也退避三舍 [00:00:45] Come Chrismas eve old NICK'S a gonner [00:00:48] 他在平安夜前来，然后消失不见 [00:00:48] We'll be snacking on deer EATIN' Blitzen and Donor [00:00:51] 我们吃着鹿肉，把驯鹿Blitzen和Donor都吃掉 [00:00:51] Not a question of when not even a maybe [00:00:53] 别问何时，甚至也不要怀疑 [00:00:53] Have a drunk Mrs Clause saying Jingling Baby [00:00:56] 酒醉微醺，圣诞太太说着，精灵宝宝 [00:00:56] Give a new meaning to ho ho ho [00:00:59] 给电影圣诞奇遇记赋予新的含义 [00:00:59] Shake that a** girl bump your booty in the snow [00:01:02] 女孩，在雪地里尽情舞动身体 [00:01:02] So watch out Santa you jolly old troll [00:01:04] 小心圣诞老人，开心的白胡子老顽童 [00:01:04] We'll be stripping that sleigh and leave you the coal [00:01:07] 我们会挥动鞭子，为你留下木炭 [00:01:07] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells [00:01:10] 叮叮当，叮叮当 [00:01:10] Jingling all the way [00:01:12] 铃儿响叮铛 [00:01:12] Oh what fun it is to ride [00:01:15] 哦，开着老旧的雪佛兰 [00:01:15] In a drop top Chevrolet hey [00:01:18] 如此畅快，嘿 [00:01:18] Jingle Bells Jingle Bells [00:01:20] 叮叮当，叮叮当 [00:01:20] Jingling all the way [00:01:23] 铃儿响叮铛 [00:01:23] Oh what fun it is to ride [00:01:26] 哦，从底特律一路驰骋到洛杉矶东部 [00:01:26] From Detroit to East LA [00:01:28] 如此畅快 [00:01:28] Playing reindeer games hell [00:01:30] 乘着驯鹿玩游戏 [00:01:30] Yeah my friend [00:01:31] 耶，我的朋友 [00:01:31] Grab Rudolph's horns see how far they bend [00:01:33] 抓住鲁道夫的角，看它能弯到什么程度 [00:01:33] When his nose turns red his a** gets sent [00:01:37] 鼻子红彤彤，它一路飞奔向前 [00:01:37] Back out to the woods with [00:01:38] 和它的仙女朋友 [00:01:38] His faggy elf friend [00:01:39] 一起回到树林外 [00:01:39] Oh Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice [00:01:42] 哦，圣诞老人，不会将我列入乖小孩名单 [00:01:42] In fact could have me listed [00:01:44] 事实上 [00:01:44] As naughty twice [00:01:45] 他会再次将我列入淘气名单 [00:01:45] Not cuz of the fight or [00:01:46] 不是因为我争夺 [00:01:46] The Christmas gift hype [00:01:47] 圣诞礼物 [00:01:47] Because of all the nog [00:01:49] 只是因为我 [00:01:49] I left on his wife [00:01:50] 将所有的钉子留在他妻子身上 [00:01:50] It's time for old nick to move and retire [00:01:53] 圣诞老人是时候离开并隐退了 [00:01:53] Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire [00:01:55] 否则，我们会让你疯掉 [00:01:55] Yes I'm that bad Yes [00:01:57] 是的，我是坏蛋，是的 [00:01:57] I'm that cruel 404

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