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[00:00:04] 玛诗又跟姜子牙吵起来了
[00:00:07] 这回比哪回吵得都凶啊
[00:00:10] 哎哟
[00:00:10] 他把子牙呀
[00:00:12] 是连冤带损
[00:00:14] 拿着一个狗血喷头
[00:00:16] 他骂子牙没有本使我能飞
[00:00:20] 就凭我马的小姐嫁给了你我算倒了
[00:00:26] 850 的没啦
[00:00:28] J 马是真够叼的呀
[00:00:30] 铁扫帚星啊
[00:00:33] 哎
[00:00:33] 常言说得好
[00:00:34] 家有贤妻
[00:00:35] 男儿不做横事
[00:00:38] 要不怎么人人哎
[00:00:40] 都要做一个贤妻良母呢
[00:00:44] 有几个码是这样的
[00:00:47] 那真是千百万当中挑不出一个来
[00:00:53] J 路妇女呀
[00:00:55] 不用说
[00:00:56] 嫁给姜子牙
[00:00:58] 嫁谁也够呛
[00:01:00] 一天到晚怨天怨地
[00:01:03] 不怨自己
[00:01:04] 丈夫没能耐
[00:01:06] 就是怨自己命不济
[00:01:09] 不踏踏实实过自己这份日子
[00:01:12] 眼睛总瞅人家
[00:01:13] 别人谁家趁机所房子啊
[00:01:18] 谁家穿什么带什么
[00:01:19] 吃什么喝什么
[00:01:21] 哎
[00:01:22] 是骑的什么马
[00:01:23] 坐的什么车
[00:01:25] 他王乐这人不能攀比呀
[00:01:29] 哎
[00:01:29] 人比人不如人呐
[00:01:32] 另外不能这山望着那山高啊
[00:01:36] 哎
[00:01:36] 常言说得好
[00:01:38] 知足者常乐
[00:01:40] 能忍着自安哪
[00:01:43] 家有贤妻
[00:01:45] 男儿不做横事
[00:01:47] 永远别忘了人家骑马我骑驴呀
[00:01:50] 你再回头看看还有推车的呢
[00:01:54] 这叫比上不足
[00:01:56] 比下有余
[00:01:58] 当年那位孔老夫子就称赞过他的学生颜回啊
[00:02:05] 唉
[00:02:06] 箪食瓢饮居陋巷
[00:02:09] 而回也不改其乐
[00:02:11] 贤哉回也
[00:02:13] 这可应了内句话啦
[00:02:15] 石雅何须大
[00:02:17] 花香不在多呀
[00:02:19] 哎
[00:02:20] 日子紧巴一点儿啊
[00:02:22] 但是心里头宽敞
[00:02:24] 心广体胖啊
[00:02:27] 三穷三富过到老
[00:02:30] 人们真正的富有啊
[00:02:32] 就是有一个健康的身体
[00:02:35] 这比什么都好
[00:02:37] 哎
[00:02:38] 有人说过说真正的富有啊
[00:02:41] 不过三个方面
[00:02:43] 一是身体
[00:02:44] 二是知识
[00:02:46] 三有几个知心的良友
[00:02:49] 一生足矣啊
[00:02:53] 可这几样儿呢
[00:02:55] 姜子牙几乎都占了
[00:02:58] 哎
[00:02:58] 子牙身体不错
[00:03:00] 学识也不浅
[00:03:02] 有送一人这么个好朋友
[00:03:05] 但是呢
[00:03:07] 他缺乏一位比翼双飞的贤内助
[00:03:13] 叫马是这样儿的啊
[00:03:16] 你整天在这跟前堆俩金山也不行
[00:03:20] 怎么回事儿呢
[00:03:22] 他得隆望蜀啊
[00:03:24] 没个知足啊
[00:03:26] 他忘了
[00:03:27] 你就是有大厦千间
[00:03:31] 你不合计合计你睡觉
[00:03:32] 那地方能有多大
[00:03:34] 能说这一晚上像孙悟空似的翻着跟头
[00:03:39] 各屋都睡三分钟
[00:03:42] 那能睡得踏实吗
[00:03:45] 哪是不管这个呀
[00:03:46] 因为他是铁扫帚星
[00:03:49] 走哪儿他嫂在哪儿
[00:03:53] 今天气哼哼的回家了
[00:03:55] 告诉家人给他备车
[00:03:59] 有人早就禀报给了宋老员外送一人跑来了
[00:04:04] 孙师傅人也来了
[00:04:07] 哎呀
[00:04:07] 女方劝女方是男方劝男方啊
[00:04:12] 宋员外把子牙给拉到了后花园的牡丹亭
[00:04:17] 哎
[00:04:18] 弄了几个菜
[00:04:19] 烫上一壶酒
[00:04:21] 哥俩儿
[00:04:22] 好好聊聊
[00:04:24] A
[00:04:24] 宋员外就埋怨子牙兄弟
[00:04:27] 这就是你的不对呀
[00:04:30] 我弟妹她就那脾气啊
[00:04:33] 他也是恨铁不成钢
[00:04:35] 就嘟囔你两句儿又算得了什么呀
[00:04:39] 你怎么一句听不进去呢
[00:04:41] 干嘛动不动就发这么大的火
[00:04:44] 哎
[00:04:45] 这家一听一言难尽啊大哥
[00:04:47] 我不想说什么了
[00:04:50] 如果要说的话
[00:04:52] 那我就埋怨人凶你的不是
[00:04:55] 宋员外
[00:04:56] 一听你看我有什么不是你给我张罗这气势干什么呀啊
[00:05:02] 我本来报的就是独身主义
[00:05:04] 都70 多岁了
[00:05:06] 没准有结亲
[00:05:07] 没想到娶这么一位来
[00:05:10] 他怎么呆着都不合适
[00:05:13] 一天到晚不知足
[00:05:15] 你说这叫什么人呢
[00:05:17] 嗨
[00:05:19] 那兄弟你就忍让着点儿吧
[00:05:23] 哥俩儿这儿啊
[00:05:25] 喝闷酒
[00:05:26] 喝着喝着子牙
[00:05:28] 觉得憋屈
[00:05:30] 子牙站起来
[00:05:32] 把华庭门儿开开啊
[00:05:35] 通通风
[00:05:37] 她站在门口儿往外一看那
[00:05:39] 牡丹亭前有一大片空地a
[00:05:44] 回过头来
[00:05:45] 他问宋圆圆
[00:05:47] 我说兄长
[00:05:49] 这么大块空地儿
[00:05:51] 你怎么不盖几间房啊啊
[00:05:55] 盖个赎楼也行啊
[00:05:56] 藏书楼
[00:05:58] 你也够这个身份啊
[00:06:00] 另外
[00:06:00] 我知道你的书也不少
[00:06:02] 何必都在那儿堆着呀
[00:06:06] 嗨
[00:06:08] 宋一人一听啊
[00:06:10] 双眉一皱
[00:06:11] 摇了摇头
[00:06:12] 贤弟
[00:06:12] 有所不知啊
[00:06:14] 我就在这块地方啊
[00:06:16] 盖了好几回房子
[00:06:18] 还盖起了一回
[00:06:21] 就着一回火盖去一回
[00:06:24] 烧一回
[00:06:25] 有四五次了
[00:06:28] 所以啊
[00:06:29] 我也泄了气
[00:06:31] 是吗
[00:06:32] 带我来看看哟
[00:06:35] 宋伊人笑了
[00:06:36] 贤弟
[00:06:37] 呃
[00:06:38] 你还会看风水
[00:06:39] 嗨
[00:06:40] 看不好啊
[00:06:42] 反正就瞎看吧
[00:06:44] 兄长
[00:06:45] 要是别人
[00:06:45] 那我就蒙他几句
[00:06:48] 跟您我得说实话
[00:06:50] 所谓什么风水啊
[00:06:52] 这就是撞杀菌
[00:06:54] 如果呀
[00:06:56] 哎
[00:06:56] 我说的赶寸了
[00:06:59] 这房子盖正了
[00:07:01] 那就说明啊先生有本使a 要是盖歪歪了呢
[00:07:06] 哼
[00:07:08] 那你就别信这个
[00:07:10] 啊哈哈哈
[00:07:12] 宋员外跟着姜子牙出来转了好几圈
[00:07:16] 子牙一看
[00:07:17] 大哥
[00:07:18] 我可得跟您说句实话
[00:07:21] 您真应该在这儿阿盖一座藏书楼
[00:07:25] 要是盖起来之后
[00:07:27] 国宝大哥
[00:07:28] 你呀
[00:07:29] 36 袋
[00:07:32] 玉带缠腰
[00:07:34] 哎呀
[00:07:36] 送一人点了点头啊
[00:07:39] 嗨贤弟
[00:07:41] 你真会说话
[00:07:43] 简愚兄我爱听的说
[00:07:46] 捡着好听的说
[00:07:47] 啊不是
[00:07:49] 真是这么回事儿
[00:07:50] 呃
[00:07:51] 大哥
[00:07:51] 你听我的
[00:07:53] 你备些料来就在这儿盖吧
[00:07:56] 如果再要起火你就找我
[00:08:00] 宋员外当时就答应了
[00:08:03] 第二天就备料啊
[00:08:05] 开始啊
[00:08:06] 这就盖房或盖房
[00:08:09] 上梁AJ 藏书楼啊
[00:08:12] 没有几天的功夫就起来了
[00:08:15] 哎
[00:08:16] 正式起来的这一天
[00:08:19] 子牙呀
[00:08:20] 一个人笨
[00:08:21] 后花园来了
[00:08:23] 他手里提着一口宝剑
[00:08:26] 等到午夜三更
[00:08:29] 踏板呀
[00:08:31] 别投资
[00:08:31] 三次摘下来
[00:08:33] 把发髻抖开
[00:08:35] 然后把鞋脱了
[00:08:37] 把袜子吧
[00:08:39] 这什么意思
[00:08:41] 这叫赤足披发
[00:08:43] 披发长见
[00:08:45] 在J 牡丹亭前
[00:08:47] 围着J 藏书楼转了三个圈
[00:08:51] 随后
[00:08:53] 子牙就往这个牡丹亭上这么一做
[00:08:59] 过了
[00:08:59] 没有一个歌词
[00:09:02] 只听
[00:09:03] 有说话的声音
[00:09:05] 嗨
[00:09:06] 哥儿几个啊
[00:09:09] 这老宋头型啊
[00:09:13] 不愧是个财主啊
[00:09:15] 你看见没有
[00:09:17] 他这料有的是啊
[00:09:20] 这藏书楼又盖起来了
[00:09:23] 咱讨厌这玩意儿
[00:09:25] 怎么在咱的头上呀
[00:09:28] 这么做喽
[00:09:29] 对你我兄弟不利啊
[00:09:32] 咱还得给他点着
[00:09:34] 言之有理
[00:09:36] 哎哟
[00:09:37] 蹦蹦哒哒跳钻钻
[00:09:40] 过来了
[00:09:42] 五条黑影
[00:09:44] 蓝脸红发走路跳跳
[00:09:46] 钻钻是滋哇乱叫
[00:09:49] 龇牙一眼看出来
[00:09:52] 这是无鬼呀
[00:09:55] 他把手这么一台咔啦
[00:09:57] 就是一个章手雷
[00:09:59] 可把乌龟吓坏了
[00:10:01] 打了个冷颤
[00:10:02] 霹雳扑隆
[00:10:03] 都给姜子牙跪下
[00:10:05] 子牙用保健指点了指点他们
[00:10:09] 你们这几个孽畜啊
[00:10:12] 怎么在这儿糟蹋人呢
[00:10:14] 我家兄长盖这么几间房
[00:10:16] 容易吗啊
[00:10:19] 你们吹一口鬼火就把这楼给烧了
[00:10:22] 好大胆
[00:10:23] 今天飞斩了
[00:10:24] 你们不可污鬼吓坏了
[00:10:27] 一个劲儿的羊羔
[00:10:28] 请大仙饶命啊
[00:10:30] 实不相瞒呢
[00:10:32] 我们几个呀
[00:10:33] 跟申公豹先长刚回来
[00:10:37] 啊
[00:10:38] 提别人子牙
[00:10:39] 不知道提申公豹
[00:10:40] 他知道那是自己师兄啊
[00:10:44] 你们跟着参道长干什么去了
[00:10:46] 哎
[00:10:47] 送嫁妆去了
[00:10:49] 结果这嫁妆也没送成啊
[00:10:52] 这不身大仙也不管我们了
[00:10:55] 我们哥儿几个好不容易这才搬回来
[00:10:58] 无处存身a
[00:11:01] 就在这宋家花园儿这儿
[00:11:03] 我们不知道上仙在此
[00:11:06] 您饶过我等吧
[00:11:09] 小鬼们再也不敢祸害百姓
[00:11:13] 嗯
[00:11:14] 子牙点了点头
[00:11:16] 他也没细问
[00:11:19] 没细问
[00:11:19] 这五个鬼呀
[00:11:21] 跟着申公豹上哪儿送什么嫁妆怎么回事儿
[00:11:25] 子牙不知道姜子牙想了想
[00:11:29] 下山的时候
[00:11:31] 师父和师兄都一再嘱咐
[00:11:35] 让我下山斩将封神叫风神就得有个地方
[00:11:39] 起码说得有一座封神台呀
[00:11:43] 这个封神台由谁来造啊
[00:11:47] 啊
[00:11:48] 请哪位瓦工哪位瓦工能来子牙一想干脆我就啊
[00:11:55] 让这个魔鬼去吧
[00:11:58] 现在还不到修这个封神台的时候
[00:12:02] 可是得给他们找个地方子牙当时
[00:12:06] 画着一道符咒
[00:12:08] 交给这乌龟
[00:12:10] 让他们在旗山脚下
[00:12:13] 待命
[00:12:14] 随时听候我的发直
[00:12:18] 红黄蓝白黑无悔啊
[00:12:20] 千恩万谢
[00:12:22] 阿谨遵发育
[00:12:24] 然后
[00:12:26] 驾着鬼风
[00:12:28] 全走了
[00:12:30] 子牙一直闹腾到天光大亮
[00:12:34] 这时候在角门儿那儿啊
[00:12:37] 有几个人在那儿看热闹
[00:12:40] 宋老员外
[00:12:41] 还有孙氏夫人
[00:12:44] 马氏也在后面站着呢
[00:12:46] 马氏告诉宋老员外说
[00:12:49] 大哥
[00:12:49] 您看见没有
[00:12:51] 这个姜子牙呀
[00:12:53] 他是什么都不行
[00:12:56] 是一个废人
[00:12:58] 他就会这么瞎闹腾
[00:13:01] 做买卖卖什么也卖不出去
[00:13:04] 你瞅他那个样子啊
[00:13:06] 那么大岁数批渗着头发光着脚的这口宝剑
[00:13:11] 她在这儿作什么妖啊
[00:13:14] 哎
[00:13:14] 宋雪翻译看我也不知道呃
[00:13:17] 他为了我这几间房子
[00:13:20] 阿贤妹
[00:13:20] 你就少说两句吧
[00:13:23] 随后啊
[00:13:25] 宋员外把子牙给请到前厅哥俩
[00:13:29] 一边吃饭一边闲聊
[00:13:33] 宋员外
[00:13:33] 忽然想起个事儿来
[00:13:35] 我说
[00:13:35] 贤弟啊啊
[00:13:38] 我看你有两下子啊
[00:13:42] 一个人的了
[00:13:43] 保健站的牡丹亭钱
[00:13:46] 折腾了半天也不知道你跟谁说话
[00:13:49] 子牙这才告诉宋员外
[00:13:52] 为什么你这个房子回回总着火呀
[00:13:55] 哎
[00:13:56] 有红黄蓝白黑无轨在这儿捣乱
[00:14:01] 我把他们都驱赶走了
[00:14:03] Hu
[00:14:05] 兄弟
[00:14:06] 你能驱鬼呀啊
[00:14:09] 所以我让你放心
[00:14:10] 这回你这个楼啊
[00:14:12] 永远不带出事儿的
[00:14:14] 哎呀呀
[00:14:16] 贤弟呀
[00:14:17] 你有这本事怎么不早跟愚兄
[00:14:19] 我说一声
[00:14:21] 你何必挑这个照理啊
[00:14:24] 弄俩筐白面满是转悠
[00:14:27] 我看你就开个挂管得了
[00:14:31] 子牙一听啊
[00:14:32] 笑了
[00:14:33] 仁兄啊
[00:14:35] 小弟
[00:14:35] 我不想骗人
[00:14:37] 嗨
[00:14:39] 骗人骗己
[00:14:41] 这我懂得
[00:14:42] 反正你这起码有个营生
[00:14:45] 你省得整天坐在家里跟弟妹这吵闹了
[00:14:51] 她也没法找寻你了
[00:14:55] 你早早的出去啊
[00:14:57] 找个地方
[00:14:59] 在那儿待一天
[00:15:00] 晚上回来
[00:15:02] 那这么着吧
[00:15:04] 我给你修个卦馆
[00:15:06] 你就在这算命去得了
[00:15:11] 子牙已经告诉宋员外说
[00:15:15] 这玩意儿不灵
[00:15:17] 所以他才说我不愿意骗人
[00:15:19] 宋员外也知道我也不信
[00:15:22] 但是先占个身子有什么话再说吧
[00:15:26] 省得D 没看见你啊
[00:15:27] 就这么炒炒闹闹的
[00:15:29] 何时是个了啊
[00:15:31] 哎呀
[00:15:32] 又得麻烦兄长您呐
[00:15:34] 哎呀
[00:15:35] 你我兄弟干嘛这么客气啊
[00:15:39] 你甭管啦
[00:15:41] 宋员外派管家到朝格南关去一趟
[00:15:46] 干嘛上那儿去
[00:15:47] 那是一个繁华去处
[00:15:49] 好几个大市场啊
[00:15:52] 都在南关那一带
[00:15:53] 整天这人瞎嚷的
[00:15:55] 这络绎不绝
[00:15:57] 做买
[00:15:57] 做卖
[00:15:58] 干什么都有
[00:15:59] 哎
[00:16:00] 就在这儿啊
[00:16:00] 找了两间房子
[00:16:02] 简单的装修了一番
[00:16:05] A 改成了一座挂管喝宋员外啊
[00:16:10] 是真卖力气呀
[00:16:12] 亲自到这儿来呀
[00:16:15] 给姜子牙把这个挂冠布置了一番
[00:16:19] 布置得非常气魄
[00:16:22] 进门来是一张大个儿的八仙桌子
[00:16:26] 桌子上摆的大铜盘
[00:16:30] 铜盘正中啊
[00:16:32] 放一只宝鼎
[00:16:34] 然后给准备一个大筒子
[00:16:38] 风波
[00:16:39] 铜的大桶的里边儿放的是签子就抽那签
[00:16:44] 那都什么呀
[00:16:46] 上面写着甲乙丙丁戊己庚辛壬癸子丑寅卯
[00:16:51] 辰巳午未申酉戌亥
[00:16:53] A
[00:16:54] 抽签算命吗
[00:16:56] 用一块缎子做了一个大桌围子
[00:17:01] 上班儿休着
[00:17:02] 阴阳太极图和无极生有极有极生太极
[00:17:09] 太极分两亿两亿分四象
[00:17:12] 四象生八卦啊
[00:17:15] 同时呢
[00:17:17] 在门口挂着一副对联
[00:17:20] He j 副对联
[00:17:21] 送老员外是亲自挥毫
[00:17:26] 这几个字写的是刚劲有力啊
[00:17:29] 写的什么呀
[00:17:30] 上联
[00:17:30] 儿是直言玄妙一团
[00:17:34] 下联儿
[00:17:35] 不说寻常半句虚啊
[00:17:40] 又在屋里给挂了两块软扁软扁上写着一张铁嘴说破人间吉与凶啊
[00:17:50] 两只怪眼闪关是上星he y he
[00:17:55] 然后在柱子上
[00:17:58] 又贴了一副对联
[00:18:00] 写的是袖里乾坤大
[00:18:03] 壶中日月长
[00:18:06] 同时给这位姜子牙做了一套八卦仙衣
[00:18:12] 让他穿上
[00:18:14] 啊
[00:18:15] 开张这天
[00:18:16] Na 鞭炮齐鸣
[00:18:18] 宋员外坐着车
[00:18:20] 把这位将神仙将神仙啊
[00:18:24] 得冒充神仙呢
[00:18:26] 要不然怎么算卦呀
[00:18:28] 给谁算命谁得信呢
[00:18:30] A
[00:18:31] 亲自给送到卦馆这儿来
[00:18:34] 子牙往这儿这么一坐
[00:18:36] 沏上一壶香茶
[00:18:39] 就开始算生瓜
[00:18:42] 哎
[00:18:42] 宋老员外倒挂
[00:18:44] 管周围几个饭店
[00:18:47] 大饭店小饭店都托福托福托福什么呀
[00:18:51] 看见没有挂管理
[00:18:53] 那算卦先生啊
[00:18:54] 那是我兄弟
[00:18:56] 他姓江
[00:18:57] 叫姜尚姜子牙
[00:18:59] 他来吃饭
[00:19:00] 别跟他要钱
[00:19:01] 听见没有
[00:19:02] 甭管吃好吃的都给他记上账
[00:19:05] 到时候我来还钱
[00:19:07] 哎呀
[00:19:08] 大家一听老东家
[00:19:10] 您这说哪去啦
[00:19:12] 咱们这儿的房产证儿的D
[00:19:15] 这所有的买卖生意都是您的
[00:19:18] 您放心吧
[00:19:19] 我们一定好好照顾她
[00:19:21] 要不愿意来吃
[00:19:22] 你们弄一提盒啊
[00:19:24] 热乎乎的香喷喷的
[00:19:26] 把饭给我兄弟送去我们就知道啦
[00:19:30] 哦
[00:19:30] 这大哥对这位兄弟江上
[00:19:34] 真是尽心尽力呀
[00:19:36] 安排完了
[00:19:38] 宋员外乐乐呵呵回庄了子牙呢
[00:19:42] 每天就到他那挂管来上班
[00:19:46] A
[00:19:47] 由打这个太阳出它就往这儿一坐
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