[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成
[00:00:03] 殷纣王召见妲己
[00:00:06] 他没想到这位妲己女长得这么美貌
[00:00:12] 当时就把这位皇帝啊给美晕了
[00:00:17] 纣王真有点失态啦
[00:00:19] 这还当着满朝文武呢
[00:00:22] 他忘乎所以了
[00:00:25] 围着这个美女转了仨圈
[00:00:27] 他是上上下下
[00:00:30] 打量苏妲己
[00:00:32] 纣王心中暗想
[00:00:34] 哎呀呀
[00:00:36] 想不到这冀州有如此美貌的美女
[00:00:40] 这可真应那句话是被呛出美酒啊
[00:00:45] 这女子怎么这么漂亮
[00:00:47] 他看妲己的头上
[00:00:50] 那是乌云叠鬓
[00:00:52] 往大姐脸上看
[00:00:54] 杏脸桃腮
[00:00:56] 真可谓春山澹澹
[00:00:59] 柳一娇揉啊
[00:01:01] 好似在海棠醉日
[00:01:03] 梨花带雨启朱唇
[00:01:06] 樱桃一点转秋波
[00:01:08] 万种风情啊
[00:01:11] 亭亭玉立
[00:01:12] 玉树临风
[00:01:14] 真好像九天仙女下瑶池
[00:01:17] 那月里嫦娥也远不如她呀
[00:01:22] 这是妲己
[00:01:23] 口称万岁万万岁
[00:01:26] 哎哟
[00:01:27] 这声音好听哦
[00:01:29] 真是娇滴滴
[00:01:31] 生生如玉清啊
[00:01:35] 呢字似好似金珠滚玉盘
[00:01:41] 听着的声音
[00:01:42] 那真是哑音悦耳
[00:01:46] 语气醉人呐
[00:01:49] 鄞州王站在妲己的身边
[00:01:52] 就觉得自己这泥丸宫嘎巴声一声就开了
[00:01:57] 那三魂七魄滋溜的一下子就窜出去了
[00:02:02] 滴溜溜围着内爪哇国转了仨圈
[00:02:07] 又回来了
[00:02:10] 他万幸的是没有一头栽在那儿
[00:02:13] 可视电投关把他缠住了
[00:02:16] 要不然呢
[00:02:17] 这纣王是非坐在地上不可
[00:02:21] 他当即传旨
[00:02:22] 啊
[00:02:23] 再授信工大白爷爷
[00:02:26] 给每人劈陈
[00:02:32] 然后他提着绒袍下了单
[00:02:35] 迟了
[00:02:36] 文武百官都让
[00:02:38] 皇上这是要干什么呀哦
[00:02:42] 大家看明白了
[00:02:44] 周王亲自过去把苏呼给搀扶起来了
[00:02:50] 哎呀
[00:02:51] 亲家你
[00:02:54] 多大的年纪怎么能够酒柜单词呢
[00:02:59] 寡人射你满门无罪
[00:03:03] 挺振家风啊
[00:03:06] 泥为当今之国器
[00:03:09] 与北伯侯、崇侯虎共事
[00:03:12] 北方或一句话
[00:03:15] 晋升三级啊
[00:03:16] 同时每月加薪奉2000袋
[00:03:21] 赏黄金万两
[00:03:22] 锦缎千匹
[00:03:25] 宝马金车一辆
[00:03:28] 同时要在朝歌城这儿夸官三日
[00:03:32] 然后传旨裳容
[00:03:34] 让他率文武百官再显庆殿大排筵宴
[00:03:40] 以示祝贺呀
[00:03:42] 哎哟
[00:03:44] 这可了不得呀
[00:03:46] 这真是官大自负
[00:03:47] 树大自直啊
[00:03:50] 这满朝文武啊
[00:03:51] 互相看了看芷若得歌
[00:03:54] 面面相觑
[00:03:56] 有些人呐
[00:03:58] 想说上几句
[00:04:00] 不是实话儿
[00:04:01] 只能把话憋在肚子里
[00:04:03] 好多人心里都觉得不是滋味儿
[00:04:06] 怎么回事儿
[00:04:07] 刚才还要把苏沪妇女推出午门斩首呢
[00:04:12] 就这么一眨眼的功夫
[00:04:14] 您在看浙苏沪哦
[00:04:17] 皇亲国仗啊
[00:04:19] 好家火
[00:04:21] 跟北伯侯崇侯虎共是北方
[00:04:26] 我的天
[00:04:27] 一句话就长了好几级啊
[00:04:30] 这真是一个天上一个地下呀
[00:04:33] 那么文武百官不痛快是什么呢
[00:04:36] 那么作为天子来讲
[00:04:39] 不应该这么做呀
[00:04:41] 这是不是有点儿太重美色啊
[00:04:46] 大家都痛苦就在这儿
[00:04:49] 可是有痛快的谁啊
[00:04:52] 费仲游魂
[00:04:55] 这俩呀
[00:04:56] 那表演的可是太充分了
[00:05:01] 那皇帝加封话音没落
[00:05:04] 这俩人就过来了
[00:05:05] 一边一个把冀州侯苏护给掺起来了
[00:05:09] 哎呀
[00:05:10] 君好
[00:05:12] 哎
[00:05:12] 您怎么能总在这儿跪着讷
[00:05:14] 哎
[00:05:14] 快
[00:05:16] 这给君侯更易
[00:05:18] 还能让君侯身昭肃搞骂你们这些无用的东西
[00:05:23] 他只指那些店头冠
[00:05:26] 偏头关虽然不敢说什么
[00:05:29] 可也瞪了这个费仲尤浑一眼
[00:05:32] 怎么回事儿
[00:05:34] 这头冠看得清楚
[00:05:36] 刚才这俩好把脸都要扛到天上去啦
[00:05:42] 对这位冀州侯苏护那是不屑一顾啊
[00:05:47] 怎么这么一会儿的功夫儿
[00:05:50] 就16000度大转弯了呢
[00:05:53] 纣王的失态呀
[00:05:56] 纣王怎么看中这个妲己啊
[00:05:59] 也出乎
[00:06:01] 这费仲尤浑的意料之外
[00:06:04] 他们俩开始就想啊
[00:06:07] 虽然说是这个苏护的女儿很美呢
[00:06:12] 宫中那么多美女呢
[00:06:14] 他能美到哪儿去呀
[00:06:16] 这俩根本就没太介意
[00:06:18] 在他们认为啊
[00:06:19] 苏糊啊是九死一生
[00:06:23] 哎
[00:06:24] 皇上肯定把他治罪
[00:06:26] 给这俩也就算出了气了
[00:06:29] 他俩人这一看
[00:06:31] 这皇上一见这位苏氏女都改模样了
[00:06:37] 比赛那个女娲宫降香的时候
[00:06:40] 看那圣象的神态
[00:06:43] 还加上好几倍
[00:06:46] 简直都晕了
[00:06:48] 哎哟
[00:06:50] 这么重
[00:06:51] 看这个苏家女子啊
[00:06:53] 那我们俩得客气点儿
[00:06:55] 所以俩人一递眼色不就过来了
[00:06:58] He 给这个冀州湖换衣服
[00:07:02] 这个赶快给赔炮
[00:07:04] 那个给系玉带恶游魂哪一条腿跪在地上干哈
[00:07:09] 给冀州侯穿靴子
[00:07:11] 一边穿靴子是连吹带崽
[00:07:13] 不不不
[00:07:15] 哎呀
[00:07:16] 这这靴子上哪儿沾了点土
[00:07:18] 那真是真奇怪哎
[00:07:20] 还有手快的
[00:07:22] 匪众一转身
[00:07:23] 蹭地一下搬过一个绣龙墩来
[00:07:26] 鼓掌您坐下
[00:07:27] 您坐下
[00:07:29] 手相沙龙过来
[00:07:30] 哎
[00:07:30] 二位
[00:07:31] 二位
[00:07:32] 行了
[00:07:32] 别忙活了啊
[00:07:34] 呃
[00:07:35] 皇帝油纸
[00:07:37] 现在苏军猴需要跨关那一方面吩咐置备酒宴a
[00:07:45] 那么全潮童he
[00:07:47] 一方面呢得安排冀州侯苏护夸官
[00:07:53] 苏户转过脸来
[00:07:55] 眼含着热泪
[00:07:58] 这位冀州侯是不是有点儿乐极生悲了
[00:08:02] 不是她
[00:08:03] 她心里很难过
[00:08:05] 难过什么呀
[00:08:07] 皇帝也不能如此失态
[00:08:09] 作为一国之君
[00:08:12] 如此注重美色
[00:08:14] 这是于国不利的事情啊
[00:08:17] 我怎么养这么一个女儿啊
[00:08:20] 嗨
[00:08:22] 商容和黄飞虎啊
[00:08:25] 互相解劝
[00:08:27] 他们两个人非常理解冀州侯苏护的心情
[00:08:32] 哎
[00:08:33] 皇上今天做的有点儿太过了
[00:08:36] 可你应该呢高兴
[00:08:39] 怎么养了这么一个贤淑之女吗
[00:08:43] 啊
[00:08:43] 既美貌又贤淑
[00:08:45] 我想啊
[00:08:46] 他能够助君王治国安邦
[00:08:52] 那大家都这么盼望吧
[00:08:55] 君侯
[00:08:56] 想那么多也没用
[00:08:57] 赶快赴宴吧
[00:09:00] 冀州侯苏护在这个宴会上
[00:09:02] 阿勉勉强强吃了几口
[00:09:04] 哎呃
[00:09:06] 就算是应酬吧
[00:09:08] 然后回到了一拐
[00:09:10] 回来一拐
[00:09:11] 有人就催
[00:09:12] 催什么呀
[00:09:13] 得夸官呐
[00:09:15] 好好好
[00:09:17] 倏忽万般无奈
[00:09:18] 上街夸夸吧
[00:09:20] 这夸官夸出乐子来了
[00:09:22] 什么一般
[00:09:24] 那夸官还了得
[00:09:25] 尤其是奉旨夸官
[00:09:28] 那得师资培红*插花呀
[00:09:31] 鞭炮齐鸣
[00:09:32] 锣鼓玄天
[00:09:34] 前呼后拥
[00:09:36] 不下几百随从
[00:09:39] 那招惹的人
[00:09:40] 那人人瞩目
[00:09:43] 那才叫夸官、夸官夸官呢
[00:09:46] 得夸耀一番呢
[00:09:49] 冀州侯怎么会夸出乐子来
[00:09:52] 他不带那么些人
[00:09:54] 唉
[00:09:54] 也不坐轿
[00:09:57] 就骑着匹马
[00:09:59] 带着五六个家人
[00:10:01] 呃
[00:10:02] 专挑胡同走
[00:10:04] 既不许打鼓
[00:10:05] 也不许敲锣
[00:10:07] 不要有什么动静
[00:10:08] 千万别惊扰了百姓
[00:10:11] A 、出这胡同儿
[00:10:13] 进这胡同儿
[00:10:15] 手下人都热了
[00:10:16] 怎么侯爷这儿怎么啦
[00:10:19] 夸官放着大街不走
[00:10:21] 没事儿钻胡同
[00:10:22] 您是不是想来胡同游啊
[00:10:25] 胡同游也没您这么油的
[00:10:27] 好吗
[00:10:28] 这关夸了没一个时辰就回了拐一了
[00:10:33] 立刻下令啊
[00:10:34] 今天晚上连夜回冀州
[00:10:38] 哎哟
[00:10:40] 不用说呀
[00:10:41] 朝歌城这行的差役们理解不了
[00:10:45] 就连跟随苏沪多年的家人也弄不明白
[00:10:50] 我们侯爷这是怎么了
[00:10:53] 应该是个大高兴特高兴的事儿
[00:10:57] 他老人家怎么低头耷拉甲的相欠了谁
[00:10:59] 钱一样
[00:11:00] 见人是满脸不好意思
[00:11:03] 甚至于连头都不抬了呢
[00:11:06] 这些人怎么也理解不了冀州侯的苦衷啊
[00:11:11] 哦
[00:11:12] 她连夜出城回家了
[00:11:15] 吴成王得报之后
[00:11:18] 赶快啊
[00:11:19] 就跟商容通了通气
[00:11:23] 告诉首相一声
[00:11:25] 说是冀州侯苏护不辞而别就走了
[00:11:30] 哎
[00:11:31] 赏容听这会儿点了点头
[00:11:33] 双脚大指啊
[00:11:35] 夸赞谁
[00:11:37] 夸赞苏沪
[00:11:40] 那真是我朝中第一
[00:11:44] 忠臣良将
[00:11:47] 好人哪
[00:11:49] 他想的比咱们多
[00:11:51] 想的比咱们远
[00:11:52] 那看看吧
[00:11:54] 看什么呀
[00:11:55] 看天泽哪个这位苏贵人之后怎么样吧
[00:12:00] 怎么样啊
[00:12:02] 连朝都不上啦
[00:12:05] 整天在寿仙宫里边儿啊
[00:12:08] 是饮酒作乐
[00:12:11] 哎哟
[00:12:12] 一天不上朝行啊
[00:12:15] 俩月不吵呢
[00:12:17] 本账啊
[00:12:18] 在龙书案上是堆积如山呐
[00:12:22] 龙书案上的尘土老厚啦
[00:12:25] 殿头官也不打扫卫生啊
[00:12:27] 全都放了羊啦
[00:12:29] 讨皇上这一做了
[00:12:33] 宫里头哪哪都没人管了
[00:12:37] 上大夫杨任围脖可吃不住劲儿了
[00:12:42] 他们两个人分管本章啊
[00:12:45] 白俩人忙得不得了啊
[00:12:47] 本章来了之后
[00:12:49] 两个人就得规规矩矩的送到龙德店这儿
[00:12:55] 等候皇帝亲自御懒
[00:12:58] 他不懒呐
[00:13:00] 你说这怎么办呢
[00:13:02] 2 V 1 商量
[00:13:04] 来找比干
[00:13:06] 跟比干丞相诉诉苦
[00:13:08] 比干一听这个事儿
[00:13:10] 我也知道这也不好办呢
[00:13:13] 呃
[00:13:14] 问问丞相去吧
[00:13:16] 来找商容来了
[00:13:18] 商容啊
[00:13:19] 也在难过
[00:13:20] 怎么他已经连续进攻九次了
[00:13:25] 催请皇帝临朝
[00:13:28] 周王给他的回答呀
[00:13:30] 倒是挺干脆
[00:13:32] 干脆
[00:13:32] 什么哎呀
[00:13:33] 相父
[00:13:34] 有些事情您就处理了吧
[00:13:38] 何必非得寡人亲自去过问
[00:13:41] 另外
[00:13:42] 国家也没什么大事啊
[00:13:45] 阿闻太师远征
[00:13:48] 而且是节节取胜
[00:13:51] 这算是个大事
[00:13:53] 粮草军需供应的也挺充足
[00:13:57] 朝歌城这万民乐业
[00:14:01] 还有什么事儿
[00:14:01] 我每天干嘛非在那儿做他个把时辰呢
[00:14:06] 你这叫什么花呀
[00:14:07] 这叫
[00:14:09] 可张荣也没办法
[00:14:10] 他也不能把皇上给拽的内容则垫上去
[00:14:14] 把老头急得直叹气呀
[00:14:16] 正在这时
[00:14:17] 家人进来禀报说
[00:14:20] 雅相比干
[00:14:21] 哎
[00:14:21] 带着上大夫
[00:14:23] 梅伯阳刃求见您哦
[00:14:26] 快起来
[00:14:28] 把他们请进书房
[00:14:29] 互致问候
[00:14:31] 呃
[00:14:32] 吩咐家人看茶
[00:14:35] 说了没有几句话
[00:14:37] 家人又来报无成王黄飞虎求见
[00:14:40] 老头儿想
[00:14:41] 好啊
[00:14:42] 唉
[00:14:43] 文武百官有事就直接来找我
[00:14:47] 老头儿转念一想
[00:14:49] 可野就得找我
[00:14:50] 因为我是百官之首啊
[00:14:53] 把五成王迎进来坐一下
[00:14:56] 唉
[00:14:57] 首相商容倒是挺主动
[00:14:59] 你们几位来找我
[00:15:01] 是不是为天子生朝的事儿啊
[00:15:05] 几位也都了
[00:15:06] 咋办
[00:15:06] 您真猜中了
[00:15:08] 可不就为这个事儿吗
[00:15:10] 唉
[00:15:11] 我不瞒你们几位
[00:15:13] 我已经啊
[00:15:14] 往皇宫里跑了十几趟了
[00:15:18] 皇上不愿意临朝
[00:15:20] 他总说
[00:15:21] 没什么大事儿
[00:15:22] 即便有事儿要
[00:15:23] 咱们这些文武百官是干什么的呀
[00:15:26] 干嘛非让他每天在这个龙德店做个个把时辰呢
[00:15:32] 没博弈停机了
[00:15:34] 怎么
[00:15:35] 这哪儿像是万岁说的话呀
[00:15:38] 那么你身为天子
[00:15:40] 你不临朝
[00:15:42] 有些文章不如沐浴来
[00:15:44] 它总往下批
[00:15:45] 哎
[00:15:47] 长荣啊
[00:15:48] 知道美博大幅的脾气
[00:15:51] 嗨
[00:15:52] 你不用喊叫
[00:15:54] 我跟你想法是一样的
[00:15:56] 咱们现在想个办法吧
[00:15:58] 哎
[00:15:59] 你们看这样行不行啊
[00:16:01] 明日一早咱们五更上朝
[00:16:06] 我去集中名典
[00:16:08] 请万岁临朝行不行
[00:16:11] 哎
[00:16:13] 羊刃笑了
[00:16:14] 怎么我们就为这个事儿来的呀
[00:16:18] 老城下也只有您有这资格有这特权呢
[00:16:23] 龙德店的终点呢
[00:16:24] 不是随便动的呀
[00:16:27] 唉
[00:16:27] 非得国有
[00:16:28] 要是挨起了什么
[00:16:30] 呃
[00:16:31] 战争辣
[00:16:32] 哎
[00:16:32] 有了什么这个大事了
[00:16:35] 哎
[00:16:36] 什么闹蝗灾
[00:16:37] 闹旱灾
[00:16:38] 闹洪水
[00:16:40] 这呢
[00:16:41] 非得踢中明点不行才能踢
[00:16:44] 但是那个不是随便有个大臣过去就能敲
[00:16:49] 那就这么定下来吧
[00:16:52] 第二天五更早朝
[00:16:55] 老商容啊
[00:16:57] 刚打四经就来了
[00:16:59] 把电头冠全给叫起来
[00:17:02] 这老爷子狠狠的把这些电投光给训了一顿
[00:17:06] 看把你们给懒惰成什么样儿啊
[00:17:09] 你们过来瞅瞅瞅瞅瞅瞅
[00:17:11] 这龙书案上尘土多厚啊这是
[00:17:14] 你看着本章哎呀点头关咧了嘴啦
[00:17:19] 老相爷
[00:17:20] 我们天天打扫打扫什么呀啊
[00:17:24] 皇帝不临朝
[00:17:25] 你们也都放假啦
[00:17:27] 谁给你们规定的
[00:17:29] 赶快给我收拾啊
[00:17:30] 您请外边儿站一会儿吧
[00:17:32] 怎么这回头一抖着尘土飞扬的把老城厢请出去
[00:17:36] 这噼里啪噼哩噗噜这头收拾哈
[00:17:40] 一眨眼的功夫把龙德地收拾的倍儿亮
[00:17:44] 这钟点已经响了三次
[00:17:47] 三次终点才把这位天子给敲醒
[00:17:53] 那皇上睡得正香呢
[00:17:57] 重点想过两次
[00:17:58] 谁也不敢来
[00:17:59] 精度已经敲了三回了
[00:18:03] 要再不禀奏天子
[00:18:06] 看来得把这钟点的了
[00:18:08] 到这寝宫来敲来
[00:18:10] 那可就麻烦了
[00:18:12] 纣王听见了他一挑这样子
[00:18:16] 连这谁闲着没事儿定个当子
[00:18:20] 在那儿瞎敲什么呀
[00:18:21] 这些内饰都差点儿乐了
[00:18:24] 怎么哪有这么问的呀
[00:18:27] 但是谁敢抬杠
[00:18:28] 哼
[00:18:29] 万岁是首相商容阿明中继点请您临朝
[00:18:36] 哎
[00:18:37] J 老头儿他
[00:18:38] 一会儿他也闲不住
[00:18:40] 人老了他觉少啊
[00:18:42] 就爱早起早起
[00:18:44] 你不替别人想想啊
[00:18:46] 昨天晚上我过了子时还没睡呢
[00:18:50] 你放着觉不睡
[00:18:51] 那你怨谁呀
[00:18:54] 呃
[00:18:54] 皱啊
[00:18:55] 也没法儿跟谁说这样事儿
[00:18:57] 赶快
[00:18:58] 呃
[00:18:58] 收拾吧
[00:19:00] 妲己贵人亲自给纣王戴上冕旒冠
[00:19:04] 穿上衮龙袍
[00:19:06] 记好了玉带哎
[00:19:08] 一边啊给皇帝穿着衣服
[00:19:11] 一边嘱咐说
[00:19:14] 自从臣妾进宫来
[00:19:16] 您已经有好些日子没淋潮了
[00:19:18] 也应该啊
[00:19:20] 呃
[00:19:20] 去升朝议论一番
[00:19:24] 叫声潮衣是吧
[00:19:26] 跟文武百官见个面儿嗨
[00:19:29] 这王叹了口气
[00:19:31] 都是大熟脸
[00:19:33] 老熟人
[00:19:35] 我经常见他们姐系事儿那天起
[00:19:39] 他们什么模样我都记住了
[00:19:41] 我这一去就得一两个时辰
[00:19:44] 我舍不得离开美人呐
404
404，您请求的文件不存在!